Copa América 2024 (now featuring more lolCONCACAF!)

lmao darwin

should change his name to something dumb like bozo

that manager wearing a full suit and tie in that heat & humidity is crazy

no one will think less of u if you shed some of that dude

I'd go full GGG with the T-shirt & sweatpants tbh

Como se dice lukaku? Darwin.

uruguay has looked like garbage 2nd half but they're going to get there anyways becuz lolpanama lolconcacaf

I thought the seats were yellow at NRG stadium...and then I realized those are ALL Colombia fans. Holy s**t do they travel well. Not sure Mexico would even have that many fans at a game there.

this paraguay penalty call is so much more actually impactful to the play than almost ALL of the pull downs of random people in the box that end up as actual penalties..

the defender physically kept the offensive player from reaching the ball that was within a couple feet of his head.

it's possible costa rica won't register a single shot attempt in this match

this is actually less of a fifa rankings disparity than the usa bolivia game if you want some lolUSA under performance.

brazil is 4/5 crc is 52.
usa is 11 bolivia is 85.

lol FIFA rankings

gtfo w that trash metric

elo

USA#1: 22
BOL: 66

BRA: 5
CRC: 59

yeah i was just gonna say that elo feels more accurate in this case, putting bolivia around costa rica and jamaica, rather than teams like haiti and guatemala. i doubt they can be that bad

USA#1 #11 is laughable in its own right as well

oh true, i didn't even clock that part of it lol. 22 is way better

lolbrazil

concacaf defenses are like unbreakable steel walls compared to conmebol

xg: 1.33-0.03

lmao, RICH COAST GOAT

what chu gonna do when lolconcacaf runs wild on you, brother?

ronaldinho ghana be beside himself (i assume he knows like 10 other guys called ronaldinho)

today
peru v canada (kansas city, kansas)
chile v argentina (east rutherford, new jersey)

yeah, goals for is the 3rd tiebreaker, so a pretty ideal result. and kind of lucky we only lost 0-2 to argentina

next 2 games should be interesting, we're kind of on par with chile and peru, but dogs to both i assume. we can win, but we'll probably keep failing to score lol

Very much not dogs

oh wow, i'd back peru at those odds

there's like 5 ppl at this game lol
this is peak concacaf

Traitor!

I'm calling Trudeau

idk why toronto couldn't have gotten to host at least a couple of team canada matches against non-popular teams (i.e. not argentina or USA)

having this in kansas city is pretty lol and this small stadium being maybe 3/4 full with mostly peru fans is proof

sub laryea off asap
1. he sucks
2. he's always like 5 seconds away from getting sent off

goddamn we're turrrible

a lot of lazy challenges / fouls from canada 1st half but the peru guys rolling around on the ground for 20 seconds screaming in "pain" after minimal contact is a joke

whoa did someone kill the ref? yikes