omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

omg omg omg someone just invited me over their house #166

Schlitz is your daddy and Dabz is your...step...daddy?

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18 September 2022 at 02:08 AM
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The irony of course, is you are a foreigner, and you’re happy to say it. But you’re probably largely descended from Brits.

Yet I’m meant to honestly believe that an Indian is my countryman, simply for being born in the same area as me…


In my opinion, it makes no sense.


it's perfectly clear to the rest of us

zig isle


by Da33le k

The irony of course, is you are a foreigner, and you’re happy to say it. But you’re probably largely descended from Brits.

Yet I’m meant to honestly believe that an Indian is my countryman, simply for being born in the same area as me…

most of my heritage (as far as i know) is german, czech, irish, and scottish.


by King_of_NYC k

it's perfectly clear to the rest of us

zig isle

You need to get out more, mate.

Nobody cares about your childish insults.

It isn’t a counter argument.


by jmitchell42 k

most of my heritage (as far as i know) is german, czech, irish, and scottish.

Oh, so you’re very foreign [emoji23]


by Da33le k

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It isn’t a counter argument.

own it. it's literally the only explanation


by Da33le k

Oh, so you’re very foreign [emoji23]

yes, yes i am. 😃


i think i'm understanding dazzle's point.

different ethnicities require different forms of government representation and public support. like for example english people build wealth out of nothing all on their own with no help required from anyone else, so they need to be left alone.

turkish people, meanwhile, are pickpockets and thieves, so they need to go to jail. preferably someplace else.


we should just do a draft, relocate everyone to where they are drafted and see how it goes


by jmitchell42 k

most of my heritage (as far as i know) is german, czech, irish, and scottish.

by Da33le k

Oh, so you’re very foreign [emoji23]

Why, he is a fellow celt dabs!


by rickroll k

we should just do a draft, relocate everyone to where they are drafted and see how it goes

Isn't that how I ended up in BBV?


Americans didn't just fall out of a coconut tree. They exist in the context of all in which they live and what came before them.


Prost!


BTW afaik the US is the only other country than Germany where the card game Skat is played in significant numbers. Like even Austrians hardly heard of the game. Any murricans here play Skat?


by Morphismus k

BTW afaik the US is the only other country than Germany where the card game Skat is played in significant numbers. Like even Austrians hardly heard of the game. Any murricans here play Skat?

never even heard of it.


first i heard of it was this tuesday. it was in a crossword puzzle i had no idea what it was i thought skat was poopoo peepee


https://www.skatcanada.ca

And there's also a British Skat association!

https://www.weddslist.com/skat/


by Morphismus k

Any murricans here play Skat?

not falling for this


and not clicking those



reading up on it, i can't make any sense of that game. haha


Yeah it's pretty bonkers tbh.

One thing is you have to play certain cards in certain situation if you have them. E.g. if 1st pos plays a heart and you have hearts, you have to play one of them (unless heart is trump then you can play a Jack). But since everyone's cards are hidden any mistake (or cheating) becomes obvious (to the very observant player) only after all cards are played out, so you end up arguing about who played what 7 hands ago. 😃 There's usually not much money involved, if any. Otherwise playing that game well drunk could rake huge profits.


yeah. don't think i could play it.


Morphismus, I would love to play some skat with you sir.

That game has an excellent reputation that I know about from studying card games. And it uses the german deck! When my family came over here on boats, the two important family games were chess and pinochle. I played skat once or twice but would get confused since i dont play those kinds of “real “ card games very often. People in kansas city suburbs play Bridge and Whist very seriously, tho that crowd is getting old. And a lot of people play mahjong.

I dont play skat, but am aware of its reputation as one of the best card games. That would be a pleasant evening to play some skat against a german such as yourself.


by ScreaminAsian k

first i heard of it was this tuesday. it was in a crossword puzzle i had no idea what it was i thought skat was poopoo peepee

skat play is a lot different that playing skat.

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