Started with a $1/$2nl challenge, now we're here.
๐ฎWARNING!! IMA 2+2 VIRGIN!! FIRST DAY AT THIS!! FIRST THREAD!!
The Goal is Simple - $40k in One Year (
I believe that he said he is done with this thread if he can't add to the poker challenge - it was a fun up and down read... GL Rayz in your future endeavours...
Just growing my spearmint in the herb garden and perfecting my mojitos game.

We make our own simple syrup over here. We trust no one. Working the muddler like itโs game 7. If u donโt hv a sugar cane straw then donโt talk to me.

We work for no one @rickroll. We hanging on. #noquit.
After a few weeks of prepping for โthe planโ, we hv the first steps in action.
Itโs the riskiest thing Iโve done to date. All on the line!! Do or die time. Iโm sharing this plan w no one. Too much at stake to talk about.
If u donโt hear from me again; then it didnโt work out. I only talk when I hv chips.
sick, please post here if you ever play on stream again, will definitely watch and give a shoutout to the milk brothers again ๐
sick, please post here if you ever play on stream again, will definitely watch and give a shoutout to the milk brothers again ๐
Obviously Ray's next move is to buy in to the WSOP Main Event with his last ten thousand in cash, we'll be seeing him on ESPN. Good luck Ray. You have the heart of a true gambler you deserve to catch some run good and win it.
wild that he freerolled the professor and didn't even give him a taste of the winnings - also lol at just handing your very recent ex 10k and asking her to pass it along and not expecting her to be bitter etc
wild that he freerolled the professor and didn't even give him a taste of the winnings - also lol at just handing your very recent ex 10k and asking her to pass it along and not expecting her to be bitter etc
I'm pretty sure that actress had to have sex with Harvey Weinstein in order to get that role.
wild that he freerolled the professor and didn't even give him a taste of the winnings - also lol at just handing your very recent ex 10k and asking her to pass it along and not expecting her to be bitter etc
protagonist is clearly very firmly on the spectrum, would rather watch WSOP reruns than have hot sex with prime Famke Janssen
had to look it up, seen all of tng and never knew famke was in it


Lol yeah it's a good episode she's supposed to be a bride/gift to some emperor or something and she's been programmed to fall in love with the first man she sees which ends up being Picard. And then of course all her clothes just fall right off.
lol thanks for that, haven't seen that in over a decade but man some of the best tv ever made
Ray did you bag day1? Would you tell us if you bought in your last 10k to the main event and busted day 1? Because if we don't hear anything from you in the next week or so that's what we're going to have to assume happened.
heard he's building jack effel a pickleball court in exchange for a bus ticket home
buying into Main with his last $10K would be a standard occurrence for our hero, he touted his plan as his "biggest gamble ever" or something to that effect (too lazy to look up)
I strongly suspect it has something to do with cashing out equity in his house unbeknownst to his wife, and then betting it all on some stone cold lock crypto scheme
All he ever does is win. If he bought into the main with his last 10k you'd know because he would be on the top of the leaderboard.
After a few weeks of prepping for โthe planโ, we hv the first steps in action.
Itโs the riskiest thing Iโve done to date. All on the line!! Do or die time. Iโm sharing this plan w no one. Too much at stake to talk about.
If u donโt hear from me again; then it didnโt work out. I only talk when I hv chips.
buying into Main with his last $10K would be a standard occurrence for our hero, he touted his plan as his "biggest gamble ever" or something to that effect (too lazy to look up)
I strongly suspect it has something to do with cashing out equity in his house unbeknownst to his wife, and then betting it all on some stone cold lock crypto scheme
"All on the line, do or die, only talk when I have chips." Nah Ray bought his last 10k into the main event I almost guarantee it.
#haters #motivated #blessed #praisejesus
"All on the line, do or die, only talk when I have chips." Nah Ray bought his last 10k into the main event I almost guarantee it.
"Itโs the riskiest thing Iโve done to date"
this is from someone who's literally flipped for his net worth many times over, $10K buy in wouldn't even make his top 20
He could as well ALSO fire a 10K main bullet in addition to whatever he was planning, but it was definitely not what he was talking about
"Itโs the riskiest thing Iโve done to date"
this is from someone who's literally flipped for his net worth many times over, $10K buy in wouldn't even make his top 20
He could as well ALSO fire a 10K main bullet in addition to whatever he was planning, but it was definitely not what he was talking about
Hero was playing 1-3 on Friday in Indiana with 2-5 and 5-10 going. Thinking he wasnt funded for the main
yeah i assumed something like getting a 3rd mortage and putting it all in doge coin or something
"It’s the riskiest thing I’ve done to date"
this is from someone who's literally flipped for his net worth many times over, $10K buy in wouldn't even make his top 20
He could as well ALSO fire a 10K main bullet in addition to whatever he was planning, but it was definitely not what he was talking about
Taking 100% of his bankroll and putting it into a tournament instead of sticking to cash games is exactly the kind of move Ray would call the riskiest move of his life. He's never risked his whole bankroll before, yes he's gone all-in on a stock but that's not a win or lose tournament. You guys don't understand the allure of gambling and the main event. It makes idiots go crazy and think they can win millions and be on espn. Trust me, I feel it too, I'm an idiot at heart. Ray is on day 3 now cruising his way to victory and he's going to laugh at all of us. Hashtag semi-retireded.
I thought he's turned his back yard into a weed farm.
you guys are making it seem like Rayz has a gambling addiction...