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im not big on spelling.

Calm down, Sammy still likes you and thinks you're cool in your own way

Braceman Spyce can spell however he wants!

I think you could be a cool guy too if you get a dog

woof woof

Sammy's the kind of guy to a German Shephard if he were to get a dog

I dont think so 😀

Sammy has 2 Cairn Terriers, 13 and 7 years old. Sammy posted pics of them many times. Sammy is cool in so many ways, that if you met him irl you would fall in love instantly

Im not as smart as you sammy. I dont know what to say about that. Maybe youd fall in love with me 🙄

You still have my phone number, but you never call...Why is that? I called you but you were busy "getting your car fixed" remember?

You said you text me and you never did. You called exactly once again and I couldnt answer at the time. I should have your number but I dont. Theres a long relatively boring story here, but you just have to text or call sometime.

You and Franko are the only 2+2'rs Sammy has ever spoken to irl (over the phone), you are part of a special club that a very few people in the world can claim to be part of.

Sammy will be in San Francisco during Christmas this year visiting family. Not sure how far that is from Kansas, I could ask google but I wont, we could meet then. You're welcome to join our family dinner, we are very open minded and accept all kinds of weirdoes as they were our own

Its very far plus im scared of san francisco because last time I was there the bakery by the pier had a scary alligator they had made out of bread.

also, many years ago I had sex with Nicole in Wilhelmshaven

Don't worry I can protect you. I ate an alligator once

what does this mean?

It's not a code, it happened!

I'm sure Nicole is posting on some forum that she had sex with Sammy in Wilhelmshaven many years ago. google it

eeeeeeeee♥

In kansas you can just walk around for miles with no one around. I took this picture by a castle if you really want to know about it.

oh i forgot, I'm super drunk right now

Well then Kansas is just like Denmark, I can walk for miles without seeing an alligator here

Punk

this is indeed a picture I took in san fransisco of my best friend.

i found the alligator picture by the pier, scary!