Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

He plays 1/2 instead of actually playing poker ... Lazy. Never has worked on his game ... Lazy. Takes roughly 3 months off a year...lazy. Minimum effort on his vlogs ... Lazy

LOL he ran from here, you think he’ll ever be accountable for anything?

That's his idea of paradise right there. Bunkering down for 3 days in a tiny hotel room and filling the air with the disgusting smells of all his sausage meats and unwashed clothes thrown around everywhere. Having the comforting sound of his rice cooker whirring away in the background on 24/7 duty in the bathroom while he tunes into King of Queens reruns that he has watched a hundred times.

He is intellectually and mentally lazy with zero ambition to better himself in any way. You can tell even with his job he is also extremely lazy. Sure he wants to go to work every day for as many hours as possible but when he's there he actually doesn't give a toss about doing his job well.

Doesn't really care about knowing the rules, doesn't want to call the floor for anything, doesn't want to deal games with split pots, doesn't want to deal games with pot sized betting. Basically wants to be able to just be a robot dealing cards so he can zone out and day-dream about whatever Rice day-dreams about.

Why should he have to waste his mental energy calculating the size of a pot, or splitting a pot at showdown, or knowing what qualifies as a low hand, or actually knowing the TDA rules. Of course he feels entitled to deal lefty or righty depending on which arm/shoulder is feeling most sore or tired. So obviously in tournaments they can just put up with him dealing slower with his alternate arm because he doesn't get any more tip money by dealing fast like he does in cash games.

His primary interest is in numbers, and breaking things down to the very last micro cent. He should be an accountant but then he would actually be doing something useful with numbers rather than just the inconsequential minutia he deals with numbers in his day to day life and on his channel.

I’m shocked he double booked Harrah’s when he still has his Air B & B. He must be getting a helluva deal at Harrah’s, or his dealing money has loosened the purse strings.

I'm gonna go out on a limb, and say Rice walks around the Harrah's property a little bit.

The Harrah’s room has to be darn close to free.
Nothing can loosen up Rice's purse strings.

I can't get comps at all anymore at Caesars properties. When I check harrah's next week Sunday Monday and Tuesday are 9 dollars each then Wed goes to 112 dollars. My guess is he gets the same rates.

Sitting my hotel room making food on a rice cooker watching king of queens isn't my idea of a good time but he just worked 50 days in a row so if that's what he wants to do to relax for a few days I don't see the harm.

Did Diesel really deal left-handed in tournaments, people called him out, and he told them to eat it, he’s the dealer and can do what he wants lol whenever I think Diesel is at his worst he always proves me wrong.

Diesel just made 1.5x his yearly income in under two months, let him stink up an entire floor of Harrah’s cooking sausage and peppers.

Today’s video is so perfect diesel, excited for getting back to the non-dealing videos. He lists everything in the employee dining room including utensils and talks about how his arms are too short to reach the back row of the salad bar fixings.

Today was a classic Diesel video, the autism laugh, the disgusting looking salad with olives and ranch dressing, an appearance by gatorade, and him feeling intellectually superior because he made himself a sandwich.

10/10.

Even worse than that, some days he would deal right handed during tournaments to “save his shoulder”. He’s naturally left handed so he was slower pitching right handed. No big deal to him though, he’s getting paid the same down rate no matter how much he slows the game down. Dealing cash where it mattered how fast he was, he went all left handed of course. He must not be pitching cards properly, I dealt for 11 years and never once had shoulder issues from pitching cards.

Oh my mistake thought he did.

Ah I had it reversed, Diesel is always so shortsighted it’s amazing. He probably thought he was a genius to come up with that, just like the Caesar’s milkshake “hack” that forced him to start dealing.

I assume you have arms in proportion to your body, when Diesel was first talking about dealing I said his body would break down fast, since he has such an odd, stumpy frame. I am sure his lower back, neck, and shoulders are just a mess now.

Working 46 out of 50 dealing an average of 8 hours a day is pretty impressive. What wasn’t impressive is him turning down an almost guaranteed $1K to deal an extra 3 days because he couldn’t wait to hunker down in the luxurious Harrah’s and cram cheap buffet meats and rice down his gullet.

Yeah you’re probably right about that. Only physical issues I ever had was occasionally my lower back at the end of a long shift, nothing permanent though.

ELD reports on Twitter that the Ben and Jerry's sign at Harrah's misspelled "icecream" and that "ice cream" is two words. Other news is that people are drinking milk at the store and returning the gallon leaving missing milk which is then returned to stock for a consumer not as sophisticated as ELD to then drink.

By his own admission he ate all his meals in that disgusting place for 50 days. I imagine most people would take one look at that slop on their first day and then after that probably just use it for the occasional little snack or refreshment. Rice decided to make it his bitch and moved in lock stock and barrel. How appropriate that he spent his last half hour on the clock in there, a fact that he found endlessly amusing.

Wow, that is gross.

You don’t get it though, he got PAID to eat sandwiches bro! Rice has been dreaming of this his whole life, a job that actually pays you to eat FREE food. I’m sure he has a line on a spreadsheet somewhere where he kept track of all the hours he spent in the EDR double dipping on free food while getting paid.

Nasty and free, just how Rice likes it.
Not even the life-forms who usually pat him on the back in his video comments can find anything positive to say about it.

I imagine it was a bucket list moment, his equivalent of having a threesome with 2 hot twins.

Maybe one day if we are lucky he will do a breakdown video analysing exactly how many hours he got paid to eat free slop and how it affected his hourly rate.

Its the white sauce on the left which looks really bad maybe if ELD replaced that with some mayonaise packets?

Harrah's is the very definition of "mediocre", both hotel and room. I guess it has a buffet? Otherwise I'd rather stay at Paris or Horseshoe, but there's no buffet there.

Guess I'm lucky because of all the money I lost in June. I can still get Harrah's, Flamingo, and a couple others comped.