Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

"Kitchen"

So Diesel's dream lineup at a table is 3.5 tight players and having the TAG be to his right so he can cold call the TAG's iso raises of the loose players wide.

Yep, no idea how his hourly is so low.

I like how he explains how the TAG won't have board coverage on low flops without explaining how he himself is suppose to hit them as well as a cold caller. I guess only Diesel can range these players without them being able to range him.

A lady calls the Dave Ramsey show that her husband is a vlogger and has no earnings:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvOIio7C...

Of course he admits that his ultimate dream table would be 10 handed, then after that would be 9 handed.

But if forced to play an 8 handed game then he will make sure that no player is allowed to leave for more than 2 minutes without having their chips locked up and the seat filled.

Also there must be exactly one maniac sitting directly opposite to him. The 2 players to his left he wants to be clones of himself, who are basically just there as seat warmers while earning comps/promos.

The Nomadic method prescribes that he is willing to spend up to 50% of his daily playing hours changing seats/tables/rooms in pursuit of this favourable configuration that allows him to earn less than minimum wage.

Ice skating, lights and a maze, and not much else.

LadyTrooper seems to think business is slow because their display is only half-stocked, rather than because they're selling pralines and peanut brittle, two of the worst candies ever invented.

I'm glad to hear they're selling marshmallows now. The first candy of theirs I would even considering eating. Of course, typical marshmallows sell for 6 cents each, so they better be some damn good marshmallows.

I feel sorry for Trooper, not her. He could have a compelling vlog as a daily lowstakes Vegas grinder and scrape by in life. Instead he shacked up with a platonic lady friend who roped him into her preferred "lifestyle" profession of candymaking. When he's not busy dealing with the swamp humidifier in a rented kitchen, Trooper's life consists of plastering on a fake smile at farmer's markets trying to hustle up sales, or being bored to death by his roommate, hoping he can hold out long enough to collect inheritance.

^It probably doesn’t help that they only get positive comments from fans that think they can do no wrong.

Of course the candy is great. The fans say it’s great!

#1 How do you know it was Tim's decision on choosing the kitchen they went with?
#2 How do you know it was Tim's decision to go commercial instead of keeping the cooking at home?
#3 How do you know it is Tim's fault they didn't have enough product stocked for Enchant?
#4 How do you know it is Tim's fault they ran into issues at the new kitchen?

Are these supposed commenters saying "hey, I think you're normal" or are they simply not going out of their way to post 5,000 pages of comments in an online forum about Las Vegas poker vloggers? Some people choose to leave people be and live as they choose, while others feel the need to dictate or proclaim how others should live their lives. I mean, if there was ever an example for showcasing male "Karenhood" it would be you guys. The obsessiveness is cringe.

And your obsession is so much healthier? This is at least your 100th post defending Rice, and at least your 100th post commenting on the fact that posters here are apparently obsessed with these YouTubers.

People constantly posting on the internet about public figures like YouTubers is one thing. It might be obsessive in a way if taken to the extreme but at least it's about people who have chosen to broadcast their lives in the public domain in order to make money from YouTube etc.

People like you who are obsessed with the commenters and make it your lifes mission to debate them on everything is next level weird. You either have some real life affiliation with Rice or else you are just one very weird dude.

Yeah, I'm not even sure I've ever had pralines, but I would only eat peanut brittle on a bet. It's not hard to find peanut brittle either. Even Walmart sells it.

I googled the easiest candy to make at home. Everything they sell is on the list I saw.

#1 lol
#2 lol
#3 lol
#4 lol

Next!

Because Trooper has told us in the past, that he is the one who does the f*cking around here.

I'm not sure he could even scrape by as a lowstakes grinder when you look at his results. He was busto. I also think that to have any hope of attracting a woman, even if it is platonic, he was going to have to shift away from pretending he was a succesful poker pro.

ELD reports on the Caesars credit card which ELD opines it is possible for ELD to buy $5,000 in Airbnb gift cards which are a Nomadic reserve currency and then earn 5,000 tier credits sometime in the middle of 2025 to then get Diamond tier for 2026.

Today ELD proves yet again what he thinks of his viewers. The other day he thought it was hilarious that a viewer tried to help him with basic math by saying 5 BB/hr at 2/5 would be $25/hr. Today ELD feels the need to help us realize that 17*1.5 =25.5. wow. Thanks. My brain hurt trying to figure that one.

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ah yes the white knight has returned!

I don't watch his vlogs and I don't know him personally, but since he is so public about his personal life and posts it on YouTube it is for entertainment purposes. and like people on here have posted, his life is so backwards it is really entertaining. and he defends it vociferously and attacks every critic with the same "I'm smarter than anyone else and you are a miserable loser" which adds to the entertainment.

when is that equation ever useful?

If you win 1.5bb per hour folding while waiting for Aces at 1/2, then you only need to play 17 hours to exceed 1 hour of 2/5 play.

25.5 > 25

Since only incredibly wealthy can afford a bankroll to play 2/5, the answer is play more hours at 1/2. You are a miserable loser if you disagree.

*Looks smug, takes puff of cigar*

Imagine that. After almost a decade of doing the absolute minimum in his vlogs, he does the absolute minimum amount of work to support her business by making the easiest crap that anyone can make in their kitchen in minutes. And most of it is easy enough that if you wanted it, you make it yourself anyway and never pay them to do it for you.

There’s no value proposition in that business at all. And the morons who support this can only do it until all their teeth fall out or they all get the Beetus (and flea markets aren’t exactly the 21st century way to build a business) so the only question is how long will they keep firing good money into the abyss.

Selling brittle when peanut allergies are at an all time high is… a choice. There’s a reason that things like brittle and pralines disappear from stores - no demand.

Like I said, they’re just lighting money on fire.

When you sell crap nobody wants you have no competition.

The classic deflection; I love it! The predictability is on point. It's okay that no one loves you. Sometimes you just have to join a club or meetup, put yourself out there and meet someone special. There's someone out there for everyone.