Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
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Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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by Snowstorm m

And the mental downward spiral accelerates


A bonus : the biggest winning hand of Paisting in my db , I think think this explains everything , yw.



by Time4Revenge m

A bonus : the biggest winning hand of Paisting in my db , I think think this explains everything , yw.

Erm Paisting, care to explain your thought process for this hand?


by iosonounpapero m

can you show that stats of time4revenge that you mention? I remember playing him and though he may not be the best player he didnt do stupid ****, endless raising you say? show stats pls

there's a built in hud on 888 now

paisting was 35/27/17 in 14.6k hands last i saw him in the pool but he goes on about other people being massive whales who play terrible cards when you can see they play stuff like 15/12/2 over large samples

anyway...sad thread, he's horrible to people in chat etc but seeing this level of mental illness is obviously really bleak


Evil thought, steal Paisting's notes (massive whale= VPIP under 20, etc.) and give them to a new player learning poker.


by Paisting m

I also used knowledge about boards that usually comes in these spots. Check out the software engineer session.

Wow imagine that, being able to predict boards and still lose so much money.


He was probably on tilt because someone else posted the blinds.


by Paisting m

I also used knowledge about boards that usually comes in these spots. Check out the software engineer session.

by MarkDavis m

Wow imagine that, being able to predict boards and still lose so much money.

prolly the best Paisting quote of all time <3


by Paisting m

I also used knowledge about boards that usually comes in these spots. Check out the software engineer session.

So now you're actually making plays based on your delusional rigged rng theory?


by IOnlyReadNVG m

So now you're actually making plays based on your delusional rigged rng theory?

there's really no need for you to pretend you're surprised...


by MastaAces m

there's really no need for you to pretend you're surprised...

It's the first time I've seen him claim he knows what's coming. Most of his strategy is "They can't always have it so I'm all in." This is a different approach.


i get that but can you honestly say you're surprised? no. no, you cannot.


by Time4Revenge m

A bonus : the biggest winning hand of Paisting in my db , I think think this explains everything , yw.

Wtf is this? I might start quoting this after every paistings post


by OFA m

Wtf is this? I might start quoting this after every paistings post

WTF was that, Paisting?


You need to confuse whales sometimes, that's part of his strategy i guess


That Papawhale called any hand with any sized bet at least 10 hands in row. It's me or someone else who's going to knock him out and on those spots I wanna be that who takes his money. Any picture card is good against those whales.


by Paisting m

That Papawhale called any hand with any sized bet at least 10 hands in row. It's me or someone else who's going to knock him out and on those spots I wanna be that who takes his money. Any picture card is good against those whales.

Show any graph covering 5000+ hands with any filters you desire (that doesn't include you holding specific holecards) where you have a positive ev line


by Paisting m

That Papawhale called any hand with any sized bet at least 10 hands in row. It's me or someone else who's going to knock him out and on those spots I wanna be that who takes his money. Any picture card is good against those whales.

ok, this is good comedy 😃


by Keruli m

ok, this is good comedy 😃

Just normal on those games. You can find that kind of player at least every second day.


You guys just aren't on Paisting's level. Clearly he was exploiting the whale's range. J6o is hugely +EV and it is also the insurrection hand so it may tilt the whale if he voted for Trump


by ejames209 m

You guys just aren't on Paisting's level. Clearly he was exploiting the whale's range. J6o is hugely +EV and it is also the insurrection hand so it may tilt the whale if he voted for Trump

Definitely they are not because really few from this topic plays those games where I play. Those games are totally different compared to what you see anywhere else. You can throw everything you have learned from videos or books to trash can because these whales plays so different you've ever seen. Older Skalansky is only that is still relevant on many spots.


by Paisting m

Definitely they are not because really few from this topic plays those games where I play. Those games are totally different compared to what you see anywhere else. You can throw everything you have learned from videos or books to trash can because these whales plays so different you've ever seen. Older Skalansky is only that is still relevant on many spots.

Would you be willing to coach if you were paid to do so? On webcam.


J6o hand is now branded by Paisting the whale hunter, like Doyle aka Taxas Dolly did with T2o back in the day


by Paisting m

Definitely they are not because really few from this topic plays those games where I play. Those games are totally different compared to what you see anywhere else. You can throw everything you have learned from videos or books to trash can because these whales plays so different you've ever seen. Older Skalansky is only that is still relevant on many spots.

Paisting my boy i've been playing nl2 and nl5 for the past month on 3 different sites(4 starting next week). Jamming J6o is something that everyone wants to see when they sit at the table. And the micro stakes are not that different wherever you go. The only different is that people started to 3bet with T7s or 4bet with J8o in some extreme cases but overall the games hasn't changed at all. So just for a second think, maybe they are so crazy or stupid not because they are bad players but because they are playing against you... Just think for like 10 seconds and it should become quite clear why they are playing the way they are playing. lol 😀


by Paisting m

Definitely they are not because really few from this topic plays those games where I play. Those games are totally different compared to what you see anywhere else. You can throw everything you have learned from videos or books to trash can because these whales plays so different you've ever seen. Older Skalansky is only that is still relevant on many spots.

Why would anyone listen to you when you're losing?

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