"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread
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You guys don't allow fighting in golf down there?
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Saw that video, shirtless fat boy cant fight for ****
the idea that every and all sports in canada condone or even encourage in game fisticuffs is kinda how i wish the world could be.
from ping pong to bocci on ice with the sweeper (why cant i think of this ****in game's name?) i would actually watch more canadian sports.
maybe even the occasional canadian poker tournement could juice up its monotony with a little blood shed?
nah man, funky town!
https://youtu.be/PSqGE2Ps61A?si=Yy_iI6ff...
damn i definitely did not remember the dialogue to that scene properly
the idea that every and all sports in canada condone or even encourage in game fisticuffs is kinda how i wish the world could be.
from ping pong to bocci on ice with the sweeper (why cant i think of this ****in game's name?) i would actually watch more canadian sports.
maybe even the occasional canadian poker tournement could juice up its monotony with a little blood shed?
Curling.
So I'm talking with this guy before getting on a poker table the other day, and he's probably like 60 years old and describing his rugby days. And how he'd just let go with absolute haymakers every so often and that was just part of things, just absolutely destroying his opponents physically but then having a few pints with him afterwards somehow making it all acceptable. I'm guessing Feely is ~kinda from this generation and has seen this?
All joking aside, I think it is absolutely moronic to have this in any recreational sport. I'm currently very slowly attempting to work off a hockey related injury (innocently gotten with no ill will) that will likely affect me to some degree the rest of my life; if it had of been intentionally inflicted with ill will, you can bet there would have been a lawsuit on my part. To tolerate that behaviour is unacceptable, imo.
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Oh dude i am definitely not in any way serious about that sentiment stated above. was hoping pure absurdity of it would indicate as much 😉
also how the **** do i stop this website from automatically switching to the "shiny new format" i really dont like how it looks.
for some reason there's a few threads i click on and when they open in a new window, it switches to the "new look and feel" and i ****in hate new look and new feels. im too old for that ****.
Oh dude i am definitely not in any way serious about that sentiment stated above. was hoping pure absurdity of it would indicate as much 😉 also how the **** do i stop this website from automatically switching to the "shiny new format" i really dont like how it looks.for some reason there's a few threads i click on and when they open in a new window, it switches to the "new loo
ok user hacheemaster - what the **** is goin on with this dude? the above scenario only happens with their posts. additionally, there was that weird "testing" post they made?
am i hacked? is this the hacker writing this message now or is it stil lme?
All threads started in the new forum will display in the new forum. hacheemaster apparently likes it.
All threads started in the new forum will display in the new forum. hacheemaster apparently likes it.
Ahhh ok ok.
Ever since I tried to help out this Nigerian prince one time 15 years ago and would you believe the mfer was not tellin me the truth? Well i got burned (not financially, just the ego) but i learned to tread a lil more carefully when clicking buttons.
ok there's seems to be a systemic issue wherein someone posts some strat **** described villain as "huuuge ****in fish, held cards up backwards to look marvel at them better flashing his first hand to the whole table"
but then by the river its "villain floated 2 streets with intent to shove with blockers to the nuts but binked value and identified a spot to bet to induce a shove and called correctly in prior hand and in this hand villain is never incorrectly over valuing trip j's even tho the board is kinda scary somewhat"
or the other one that sticks out and got me salty was the "i secretly knew something supier specific, he had these cookies and he's lick the back of one whenever he had the top of his range but when he was bluffing he'd only take tiny tiny bites of the outside to draw out the experience longer as a pacification method, so i folded my Aces face up and said ' sory johnny-thon, i dont remmeber what im doing anymore" and he slammed the table tossing his back doored quads face up in anger"
what the **** is going on.
Definitely.
I had a situation earlier in the week where I went to have a talk to a man who had been hassling my son and his mates on the street. It got relatively heated and there was a time when I would definitely have hit him as he said some inflammatory things and he’d already grabbed two of the boys, but I was very aware of all the boys filming it and basically there aren’t many good outcomes
Probably for the best tbh anyway but win or lose and the fight is being posted and viewed over and over. And if I hurt him badly then that’s out there too
Yeah you can't punch someone in 2025 unless its a sucker punch, and that's not satisfying to respond to antagonism, plus it's going to be in the background of someone's tiktok dance anyway. Take it from Jimbo Jones: shoplifitng is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
I havent finished the current black mirror season yet but I'm somewhat confident theres a whole episode about people getting their lives ruined from bad behavior on found footage. Or there should be.
This concludes my DMW-posting session.
Yeah even if no one filming and you’re in areas without cctv, a load of people round my way have cameras on the front of their homes. I know most cops aren’t Columbo but the minute you walk through that door and get into an altercation you lose almost all control of situation and possible outcomes
Needs to be clear self defence imo
i dont know, if someone was hitting into me and my foursome or whatever, especially if i had my wife there (would never happen, she hates golf and I'm not one to drag ass on a course) but regardless i'd be heated lookin for some wish a mf'er would type action for sure.
that some get ****ed behavior though by those other *******s. clearly let 'em play through if thats the case but the impatient pricks shoulda driven up and just calmly stated the case and said "hey ya'll harshin our mellow we're tryin to play a quick 18 holes of skins and i need to collect quick before my buddy bets all he got with him on some sports betting app off his phone" etc etc
bb love was this one of yours?
funny story about filming that music video though - the puppet in chef hat who looks a little older than everyone else was a last minute fill in. the casting director had really pulled for this other blonde spiky haired puppet but that sunnuvabitch was face down in his vomit cluthing an empty bottle of Sour Apple Dekuyper's talkin wild nonsense. so the director, ****ing FUMING at this point and that pink haired girl? (dont ever make eye contact, she's got some issues and you'll never get any easy work in that part of town again) well she locked herself in her trailer for 6 hours. finally the director comes back after begging her to come out the trailer and locks eyes with this one grip. dude was new, fresh faced, not that jaded attitude - you can see it in the eyes you know? well once pink hair heard the back track start to play sure enough she came out and they hit that mf'er and wrapped in 2 ****ing takes i **** you not.
oh and lil jon filmed all his scenes from atlanta sound stage. refused to fly in. wanted an extra 50K in CASH and that wouldve only gotten 'em 3 hours of face time which the production manager was not ****in happy about.
i'll tell you stories bout the shady side of that life for sure if you're interested, but i gotta get me a few drinks first. drank a lot to forget but now i gotta drink a bit to remember.
i exited that scene with the quickness on the advice of my buddy. swear to god it was a "forget it jake, its chinatown" type exit and everything. my nose looked worse though. but you shoudlve seen the other guy.
i've did drugs, ask me anything except the hard quesitons right now.
the idea that every and all sports in canada condone or even encourage in game fisticuffs is kinda how i wish the world could be.
from ping pong to bocci on ice with the sweeper (why cant i think of this ****in game's name?) i would actually watch more canadian sports.
maybe even the occasional canadian poker tournement could juice up its monotony with a little blood shed?
There was a Star Trek episode on this. Something about spending your entire life behaving perfectly and it has to explode in a duel with sports equipement.
Tougher cuts have more flavor per bite, they are just, tougher.
One thing is you have to marinate them for at least a day. You don't fry round like a ribeye. Sometimes it's better a day or so after it was cooked.
Did Squid get banned?
ok there's seems to be a systemic issue wherein someone posts some strat **** described villain as "huuuge ****in fish, held cards up backwards to look marvel at them better flashing his first hand to the whole table" but then by the river its "villain floated 2 streets with intent to shove with blockers to the nuts but binked value and identified a spot to bet to induce a shov
This is not a new phenomenon. Check out this meme that APD made about the concept back in 2012.
every V is a Schrödinger's villian - They are the nittiest nits that ever nitted, the fishiest fish that ever fished or the maniaciest maniac that ever maniaced based solely on the specific street they're on and the specific hand they need to have for the specific occasion.
they all simultanieously live within every V but - and this is extremely important - Schrödinger's Villians only appear in recalled stories of yanders past or on internet forums. finding one in the wild is impossible.
