A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
5 paid only Holy **** field sizes are small take it down though I'm sure the top 3 spots still pay solid
say calmly to doc take me off abilify please doc its not giving me ability to play poker. can u give me coke instead please doc so I can play like the late stu Unger and always be awake but winning millions?no seriously get another anti psychotic that works. don't be scared of what it does to you just say doc can I try another anti psychotic? docs like that for sum reason. lega
oh it was in a sat which i got rekt in i busted the $109 big sat.
there are no other alternatives that are not worse, basicly im cooked anyhow.
playing like **** got 7 tables up and roll att $1100.
i need a miracle i need a miracle.
STILL IN the warmup .
roll at $989.
got rekt ak < a8 i had ak for a seat in the $215 stackosaurus.
**** my life.
busted the 44 mystery bounty.
**** my life
**** my life
**** my life
**** my life.
busted the warm up im completely giving up now.
**** this piece of **** lifestyle just punted away in a sat too because a friend called me and i called a4ss and got rekt by ago in a 109 milly satellite where i was 1/532.
just **** this **** THIS **** THIS **** THIS
****ING PIECE OF **** MEDICINES THAT **** ME UP I WOULD BE A MILLIONARE IF I WASNT ****ING CHEMICALLY LOBOTOMIZED ****ING PIECE OF **** LIFE
quickly forgot to write while on break.
not fml anymore 3/1746 in the SCOOP warm up $55 with $250k gtd.
also in the ****ing sunday million!!!!
LFG GUYS LETS WIN A MILLY.!
Be patient and relax you can't win in a tourney or a million bucks in 10 minutes.
Try to not let the beats get to you. Everytime you punt a stack that's one less chance at a huge score.
Let's fucking goooooo!!!
I am cooking in the SCOOP warm Up edition $55 bounty builder.. got a million chips and about 10/300.
We cooking guys.
ALMOST satted into the $1050 super sonic high roller lost a flip 22 v AJ J on the river T_T
I busted. Made a call for 20bb of my 30 with QTo for 290 in bounties gone wrong.
On monkey tilt I tilted away every single table left and now on the subway on my way to the poker club.
Got $300 in cash and I will either make it $1500 or 0.
Ok.
Lost $130. Got $170 in cash left, to be exact I got $270 in cash left a dude owes me $100.
Roll at $1160.
Trying to keep my spirit high but I am very sad..
Well, better luck next Sunday.
Gg för today guys, logging out.
It was only a couple weeks ago you had nothing right? Gotta look at the long term and stay focused. You still got a solid roll, but you are going to have to be smart about your buy in size otherwise I'm worried you gonna be busto.
I know it's hard but gotta try and grind out those tourney and not just punt off because you lost a big one. That's gonna hurt your ROI in the long term they all add up.
Feels like you want to be a millionaire overnight and that's not good a mindset to have.
Let's get it this week!!!!!
make a new thread A raging shark on a downswing. then make a thread a raging crusher on a upswing. post in each thread. post hands where u play like a fish and degenerate gambling with no consideration with bankroll management in here.
It was only a couple weeks ago you had nothing right Gotta look at the long term and stay focused. You still got a solid roll, but you are going to have to be smart about your buy in size otherwise I'm worried you gonna be busto.I know it's hard but gotta try and grind out those tourney and not just punt off because you lost a big one. That's gonna hurt your ROI in the long ter
I know bro..
Played for 1.5 hour more after posting and bubbled a sattelite to $44 hyper.
Its fine now, its shocking and amazing how much good just a nights sleep can do.
I used to pray for just $10 bucks to play with, i got a hundred folds that now (about $1060).
I got enough to grind myself back up again.
SCOOP Warm Up is on now so the guarantees are a bit bigger but I pray to the one God that I still got a roll in a month when the real SCOOP starts.
On my way to live pokers now with $250, kthxbai guys.
I know bro..Played for 1.5 hour more after posting and bubbled a sattelite to $44 hyper.Its fine now, its shocking and amazing how much good just a nights sleep can do.I used to pray for just $10 bucks to play with, i got a hundred folds that now (about $1060).I got enough to grind myself back up again.SCOOP Warm Up is on now so the guarantees are a bit bigger but I pray to the
degen gambler. just like myself.
whens the next party? rave.
got rekt.
flat 69hh flop is 578 bet $30 call $30 i c/r to $80 (rainbow board)
one call one fold
turn is 6 fd possible now cba to remember suit idk i don't give a **** i check he jams for $180 i call.
he has TT and im dead to a chop.
also donked of my first buy-in with k9ss on k9qx board i b/c a massive jam on the turn and he had jto.
kthxbai.
WE ABSOLUTELY LOW KEYY COOKING
4/938 IN THE SCOOP WARM UP $11 MYSTERY BOUNTY TURBO AND 59/213 IN THE $11 MINI FENOMENO.
i tilted it all of. lost aj vs 83o he rivered trips and now i am donking it all off in the mystery bounty.
was #1 for a short moment and had a massive stack but that pot threw me in a massive temper tantrum.
$156 left. Just took my sleeping meds times two and I will go to sleep eventually.
Tomorrow will be a rough day.
A week ago I was feeling like a king now I want to leave this planet for life.
Relax, take a few days off.
In those days rethink what you did wrong(write it down).
