A raging fish on a heater

Damn, I busted the EPT main event ATo vs AKo in late positions. If I only through some miracle drew out, my life would be so ****ing different.

I would probably then marry my then time GF for 5 years (we were together for 7 years before I Cheated hardcore on her a couple of times) and I would have a couple of kids.

Like I almost daily think about that hand.

The hand that somehow bugs me even more is my decimation in the $109 fenomeno where I jam A6ss on a 2 spade turn ace high board, and get tank called by ATo and I never improve.
If the river is a spade or a 6, I would be so ****ing tight right now but No.

Busto and in deep ****ing debt.

keep stirring and try to cook bro.

I am anti cooking.
Going partying tonight, but honestly what the **** am i even celebrating?
Being flat ass broke with thousands in debt?
Fml

Kthxbai

u gotta play like brynn Kenny bro he was millions in debt? now big winner in MTTs.

have more gamble than anyone is your skill.

Start learning to play rivers better in MTTs. a tip from Patrick Antious,

I heard you should over fold rivers rather than over call river. its better to be bluffed than calling with a worse hand. I think this applies to all streets.
did you call with the ATo hand or shove it and get called by AK in ept main? if its call situation you might wanna look for a way to fold in spots like that even if it's GTO to call. psychology in live MTTs is big and brynn Kenny can know u got a good hand based on the speed of your chip shuffling. he's the best.

daniel negreanu got angry in a MTT and supposedly that's domestic violence or equals to Justin bonomo says. ur swearing and smashing tables, women would be scared according to bonomo and he's won lots of money and supposedly gets tons of tale.

end game in MTTs ya gotta win those flips. also a guy like David Chino reem wins big MTTs using a style where he's up and down in chips in MTTs. he also supposedly won hundred thousand or more playing casino game in Vegas. I like chino.

overall find a style where u can win. then u got GTO SOLVER robot computer.

then theres other games like PLO.

Dude dont ****ing mention that guy, lol.
I listened to mechanics of poker podcast with him and went to sleep.
First night I dream he gave me $50, and woke up like oh lol cool guy.

Some nights later I dream he is with my ex girlfriend, and I am devastated - lol.

Funny story lol, kthxbai guys on the subway to the party💔💔💔💸💸💸💰💰💰

Get some loans at the party and play poker online on ur phone. win $. profit. get married to chick and play poker during wedding. profit. have a poker cake instead of bride and groom on top of cake have AA card stuck in the top.

always profit $$$

Seriously, you need to hit the reset button

You're living in the past, and its killing you.

If your poker career is a house, you're trying to build the roof with zero foundations and walls made of gypsum

Wake up, mate.

There's a poker player inside of you, but you're killing him with crazy expectations because of a few wins very, very long ago.

Forget the past.

Concentrate on building CONCRETE FOUNDATIONS

Walls, windows and doors will come

I've recently started using a friend to be my accountability buddy - where I set goals once a week, and then recap the next week. Sounds stupid, but for me it seems to work. Might be worth thinking about.

he needs to start traveling to live MTTs and maybe in 1 years time crush super high rollers and become the greatest no limit holdem tournament poker player of all time.

first he needs to bink a online MTT that's decent sized prize to do that. cant do it grinding $3 mtts. needs to be playing $109s or higher.

Yes. +1.
Thank you for your concern amatola.

I am one bink away from the dream that Pileupthecoins describes.

Got no girls tonight, maybe better luck on the poker felts then.

if ur not drinking or doing or selling drugs at parties no point going there bro. if u smoke then yeah that's ok to go to parties to smoke and drink. vaping is lame quit that habit not cool bro not cool. coffee will be gone in 20 mins max.

I find it hard to pull now since I only drink water and instant coffee. I should prolly go to coffee shops for coffee. Paying $5-$7 for a coffee though doesn't sound appealing. Paying $13 for a beer I might get 1 hour of time from it after I had 1 or two.

Pileupthecoins and ChanY two pies in a pod,
reinforcing eachothers delusory hopes on making it big and being true ballers....
Never gonna happen when u keep making poor decisions on how to aproach the game of poker and life.

Wake up and try something new huh, clearly its proven that the path you both are on right now is leading you nowhere, time to open your eyes and grow up.

That's very good advice but clearly he doesn't want to follow bankroll management and without doing that it's hard to even gauge whether or not he's a winning player.

Someone here posted he's losing in all buy in ranges that that's also influenced by the fact that's he playing $100+ tournies at the same time as small ones and then just punts once he loses his big buyin by his own admission.

I'm not even saying he should play with a strict br management (until he builds a roll) because it's kind of a waste of time to play 50 centers or whatever but how about $3-$11 buyins when your broke and have no roll. Instead he just tries to satellite into the $82 hyper and $109.

You can't make money on poker when you are completely bust, and $11 and under tourneys are some of the easiest ev you will ever get.

Right, we know the things that you don't do (Work, study, help out around the house), I'm curious as to what you DO do every day. There's only so much time you can work out, and when you get a hold of money you seem to burn through it very fast, so that leave a large percentage of your waking hours where you are....what? Reading? Watching TV? Do you just stare at the wall?

OP is 1000% not a winning player at present, but imo he'd probably be a slight to decent winner if he didn't constantly punt. If he improved his emotional health he could easily build a solid roll just playing ~$11s all day for a while

But no, the move is to get into the $100+s to play good and run hot for an hour or two, then blow the chip lead after getting all worked up from fantasizing about the big win

Dont go to prison dude. Prob best to myob.

nah no prison for me or even worse psych ward again.
could have bashed in the skull of the dude, but i ****ing didn't.

Don't save her she don't wanna be saved

These hoes are for the streetz

he will bink a big MTT go to the wsop and party hard right up to final table. no sleep just party all night the night before wsop main event final table and go on to become the wsop main event champion of the world. then he will party hard for 3 days and nights straight no sleep.

he will have banged 35 women in this time period over the wsop main event trip. no Viagra needed just pure natural dong. then he will get married to a ten who likes cooking and cleaning.

edit: he will go busto but will return to wsop main backed into it with huge debts to win the wsop and will be the greatest comeback in poker history. 1 million bankroll after paying debts to various people and backer.

I was just curious as to what you do all day. It seems like you have a lot of free time and I was wondering how you filled it. Reading? Video games? TV?

he's playing poker. he's two Binks away from becoming wsop main champ and three away from binking a $1 million super high roller all on his own dime.

The fans need more posts like this. Big Sunday wins and decent scores. How did you feel after these victories?

Absolutely ****ing amazing, I recommend everyone to read the first 3 pages.
Its such a roller coaster.

If I didnt punt off my winnings in 2016-2018 on live PLO i would be a millionare in my currency

do u want punt on online and live MTTs and win? if yes bink.