Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.

This is a good point. It’s either no socks with short length pants, or the longest socks you’ve ever seen with sandals. All terrible.

Both the sets of stairs in my house are split and unequal number of steps between the sections. I just figured that's how things were built to cover the necessary height.

Oh man, I love her.

I assume all these stair counters have been correctly diagnosed as autistic?

Reminds me of my older brother. Apparently as a child, he would line up all his Hot Wheels in a perfect line by color. My parents said they got a real kick out of changing the order when he wasn’t looking and laughing when he would cry about it.

Years later, mom would admit that she would never get any of us tested because she didn’t want us getting diagnosed.

This weekend we're going to some baseball games. We've drove down every year since we moved here when my team is in town. I always use the same parking ramp. Elevators are too slow so we always take the external stairs. Every year she has to comment that the steps go (from the bottom up) 23, 19, 12, 15, 15, 15. That the 23 and 19 aren't both 21 and they stuck the 12 in there causes her to comment every year.

Not my wife. Counting steps is the only thing she does that would remotely put her on the spectrum.

Getting tested ain't gonna stop the counting.

Pretty sure you could just forward a random Dylan post to any doctor and they’d write you a script on the spot.

Rude.

The idea of any closed-toe shoe in summer months is... disturbing.
#birks #teva #freetoefridayiseveryday

Err, except on the M/C, I guess. #docs

Boat shoes might be a greater crime than even the horrific pants that finish at the calf.

RE Stair-gate,

As a "two steps at a time" climber, I make a mental note of if a staircase that I use has an even number or an odd number of steps. There is nothing worse than coming to the top with only one step left and massively over-stepping out of habit. If odd, gotta get that singleton out of the way at the bottom.

Will nobody think of Big Socks?

Those execs have kids to feed and families to take care of!

I dont see wearing floods as big of an affront as the wearing tube socks was...

as if az is able to supply anything but random dylan kibble
me and my dogs mom just ran out of free simparica trio

My two schnauzers double dog dare you two to step out of that tube for two seconds!

"Cheersing". I realize any word can be verbed, but the word is 'toast'. "Cheers" is the wish you make for someone while toasting them.

Local brewery ad:

when I use the word PRAT... because not enough people know what it means.

loon

Canadian

Salads.

I'm a little ticked off that it appears some of those are bolts while most are screws.