Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how s
When someone has the same brand and model tennis shoes as me, but theirs are way cleaner.
told a 10 years older stranger that i liked his shoes, wife snapped around and said thanks, i bought them
both took a second to realise i was wearing a more worn version
and now have separate city and country pair of the same shoe because his looked so good
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aka cast iron skillet
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I don't like watching a home improvement show talking about termites and then 10 minutes later getting an ad in a browser on my phone related to termites. So careful what you wish for.
I don't like watching a home improvement show talking about termites and then 10 minutes later getting an ad in a browser on my phone related to termites. So careful what you wish for.
Remember when we were told we were being paranoid and that those things were just coincidences?
I'm not smart or a ding dong, but I am lazy. Having had to spend time to look up how to do that properly pisses me off.
My boss asked if it would be ok if a new intern could sit with me for a couple of hours today. Whatever, that’s fine.
Turns out, we went to the same university. That was a fun fact and we had a good chat about that. She is entering her senior year.
It also turns out, I graduated before she was born. I died a little inside.
I can’t think of a time I have ever felt older.
My boss asked if it would be ok if a new intern could sit with me for a couple of hours today. Whatever, that’s fine.
Turns out, we went to the same university. That was a fun fact and we had a good chat about that. She is entering her senior year.
It also turns out, I graduated before she was born. I died a little inside.
I can’t think of a time I have ever felt older.
How many times did she say "sir"?
I think it depends on the compliment. "Nice guns" is probably ok. "Nice dick", not so much.
My boss asked if it would be ok if a new intern could sit with me for a couple of hours today. Whatever, that’s fine.
Turns out, we went to the same university. That was a fun fact and we had a good chat about that. She is entering her senior year.
It also turns out, I graduated before she was born. I died a little inside.
I can’t think of a time I have ever felt older.
This reminds me to catch up on porn
My boss asked if it would be ok if a new intern could sit with me for a couple of hours today. Whatever, that’s fine.
Turns out, we went to the same university. That was a fun fact and we had a good chat about that. She is entering her senior year.
It also turns out, I graduated before she was born. I died a little inside.
I can’t think of a time I have ever felt older.
so you're sayin there's a chance...
Be careful what you wish for ...
I personally have no such wish...
I am full up with pushy and have been so for over 35 years... however there is an age difference for us of about 10 years
teaching college freshmen have made it clear to me why I should have no interest in college-aged girls.
My boss asked if it would be ok if a new intern could sit with me for a couple of hours today. Whatever, that’s fine.Turns out, we went to the same university. That was a fun fact and we had a good chat about that. She is entering her senior year.It also turns out, I graduated before she was born. I died a little inside. I can’t think of a time I have ever felt
i happen to work with multiple people who were born after i joined the company
the event that has made me feel the oldest so far is turning the same age as my wife's parents were when i first met her
I personally have no such wish...
I am full up with pushy and have been so for over 35 years... however there is an age difference for us of about 10 years
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the event that has made me feel the oldest so far is turning the same age as my wife's parents were when i first met her
When the people that retired from professional sports were young enough to be my children.
So you think it’s a perfect addition to this thread. Thank you, hope all is well.
