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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by GGecko

Fat Zach the Hobo Clown continues to deliver terrible content that nobody asked for. Here he is wearing his normal Goodwill donated gear doing deadlifts of 135 lbs while smoking a cigar. What in the actual f@ck.

Those are some smokin' deadlifts. Literally. His old shoulder injury for which he uses his wanna-be chip rake sure looks fine here with weight pulling on it. And yeah, Goodwill or discounted clearance rack shorts are usually going to be the wrong size, but crafty Rice, with his junk food EDR selections, just tries to grow sideways into them.


lol he does 3 reps with 135lbs and not even full range of motion... 3 partial reps

You just have to laugh at this clown doing Romanian deadlifts. His posterior is already sufficiently developed... to put it nicely. Good thing for him he's not doing enough weight to stimulate any further hypertrophy.


ELD just installed a sauna so he probably was tired.


Travel Ruby and Norma team up today for a new July video on new drinks and foods and information on July.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

Those are some smokin' deadlifts. Literally. His old shoulder injury for which he uses his wanna-be chip rake sure looks fine here with weight pulling on it. And yeah, Goodwill or discounted clearance rack shorts are usually going to be the wrong size, but crafty Rice, with his junk food EDR selections, just tries to grow sideways into them.

Whut Whut?

I can't believe that is an actual photo of ElDiesel. That is probably altered with AI.

Smoking a cigar while lifting weights?

I knew ElDiesel was short, but he looks VERY short in that photo. Once again, probably retouched with AI.

With the body structure that ElDiesel currently has, he needs to be focusing on nutrition, losing weight and doing mainly cardio work.

Wearing those shorts down to his ankles is actually making him look WORSE. I wonder if he comprehends this?

Now that he has a job, he can really focus on improving himself and his life situation.


by DTEJD1997

Whut Whut?I can't believe that is an actual photo of ElDiesel. That is probably altered with AI.Smoking a cigar while lifting weights?I knew ElDiesel was short, but he looks VERY short in that photo. Once again, probably retouched with AI.With the body structure that ElDiesel currently has, he needs to be focusing on nutrition, losing weight and doing mainly cardio work.Weari

Are you new to this ? Fat Zach is a shameless, bizarre, hobo fat clown that always looks like this… old T-shirt, oversized XXXL basketball shorts, black gym shoes, terrible hygiene. He’s always dressed like a complete slob in ankle hanging shorts, even in the winter LOL. In fact, we didn’t know he owned a pair of pants until he needed them for his dealer job last summer. It’s literally the equivalent of Trooper in his standard T-Shirt and Hat attire, except Trooper sometimes wears jeans. Rice may look slim next to his buddy “Herbs and Rye”, but is built like a tree stump - probably 240-250 lbs at below average height.

Have no fear tho because this self-proclaimed Adonis is a former elite bodybuilder, stud race car driver, a top 1% poker pro, and absolute expert in the fitness and nutrition space. Surely he’s just sandbagging all of us in his normal haggard donated Goodwill / clearance rack appearance for years because he’s extra frugal while lacking any hope of self-awareness.

The total whack pack clown squad consisting of Rice and Trooper at the helm will never be topped.


Before he started a weight loss challenge he was close to 250. If anything he looks fatter now. Like a bear packing on the pounds before hibernation.


Fat Zach is 5-8ish cause that's what I am and we are almost the same height.

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by bobweiser308

Fat Zach is 5-8ish cause that's what I am and we are almost the same height.

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But he smokes cigars and owns bananas and discounted sardine cans. Do you?? Be honest


by DividedWeFall

But he smokes cigars and owns bananas and discounted sardine cans. Do you?? Be honest

No

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by bobweiser308

No

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Someday you will own random fruits and canned meats outright. No loans or credit cards. Just bananas and spam paid for with cash. Then sit in your Horseshoe hotel room for $19 a night. Watch Timmy videos after shaving your privates and leaving said droppings in the bathroom as a treat for next days housekeeping staff. Only then you will feel the rush of true low limit poker success.


by DividedWeFall

Someday you will own random fruits and canned meats outright. No loans or credit cards. Just bananas and spam paid for with cash. Then sit in your Horseshoe hotel room for $19 a night. Watch Timmy videos after shaving your privates and leaving said droppings in the bathroom as a treat for next days housekeeping staff. Only then you will feel the rush of true low limit poke

The Nomadic Method needs to be simplified to not carrying fruits and canned meats. Instead each single meal of canned items should be purchased from Walgreens in order to reduce the traveling weight of the Nomadic pack.


With unlimited access to multiple EDR smorgasbords Rice has zero chance of losing any weight. Then in between EDR feedings he seems intent on maximizing how many free feasts he can score off Herbs n Rye. I guess it's part of the Nomadic Method to stock up when you can, who knows when lean times will be knocking on the nomad's door again.

Rice's yearly weight goal is always a joke anyway because he just needs to get down to a certain weight for a single weigh in and then can pile all the weight back on and he still deems that to be a successful goal accomplishment. You literally couldn't come up with a fictional character who is even half the buffoon that Rice is lol


by GGecko

Here he is wearing his normal Goodwill donated gear doing deadlifts of 135 lbs while smoking a cigar. What in the actual f@ck.

He's just trying to look like Rory B. Bellows



by DividedWeFall

Someday you will own random fruits and canned meats outright. No loans or credit cards. Just bananas and spam paid for with cash. Then sit in your Horseshoe hotel room for $19 a night. Watch Timmy videos after shaving your privates and leaving said droppings in the bathroom as a treat for next days housekeeping staff. Only then you will feel the rush of true low limit poke

You're not giving him enough credit. At least he uses his rinky dink chip rake/pubes rake/ass scratcher/balls scratcher/armpit scratcher to gather all of his trimmed pubes into a pile to do the room maid a favor. If u happen to sit at his poker table, just hope no pubes stuck to the tape of that rake/scratcher. If so, be sure to call the floorman to the table for a decision.


It begs the question what is ELD doing building a sauna at Tom's house and deadlifting? I suspect it is to find a free long term parking or storage for the Winter break when ELD goes back to NYC so he does not have to drive the Nomadic drive each way since he is going to maintain a four day year round dealing schedule.

Also Tom should be able to provide a useful place to receive mail and/or packages with a local address for ELD.


by topg2024

It begs the question what is ELD doing building a sauna at Tom's house and deadlifting? I suspect it is to find a free long term parking or storage for the Winter break when ELD goes back to NYC so he does not have to drive the Nomadic drive each way since he is going to maintain a four day year round dealing schedule. Also Tom should be able to provide a useful place to rec

Who exactly is Tom ?


Founder of MySpace.


Today's video starts out with ELD in the Excalibur room with nomadic items arranged across the room.

ELD explains he will tell everyone his room rates next Tuesday July 1, 2025 for the month of June and instead of only restricting the rent information to the newsletter.

ELD states he has a 35 day dealing streak or a 33 day streak if he only counts the days the shift starts instead of straddling days of a particular shift.

ELD walks around the Excalibur parking lots and gives shout outs to his co-workers who watch the videos.


Trooper's new slot channel


by Old Man Coffee

Founder of MySpace.

Oh yes, Tom, my only friend from back in 2004. I was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Idaho with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. The days were long, the nights even longer.


by parisron

Trooper's new slot channel

Action Pursuit was one of the choices I presented. If you guessed that give yourself a star. If you added slots, give yourself 2 stars. Congrats.


How does he already have 2.3k subscribers? He has like 20 views and 1 video. Did he purchase some subscribers to get the ball rolling? For shame for shame.


Jeez 75 cent bets. Yeah he’s gonna make it.


by parisron

Trooper's new slot channel

OMG. I don't know if it's possible to post a worse slot video. Seriously.... WTF was that and why does he think people will be interested in that content?

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