Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs
Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho
A possible theory to explain how the Troopers get their two bedroom unit with a garage could be that they are on Section 8 housing which would allow them to get subsidized for $1838 and pay the difference for the rent.Urban Nomad teaches it is better to have two or more people for Section 8 since that will give a greater bedroom size and three Nomads in a household will give a
Do you know it takes years and years to get approved for Section 8? When I was in a homeless shelter in April and May they said the wait list was at least 5 years.
Probably the same reason why he assumes that anyone he comes in contact with or even sits down at his table must be a viewer of his vlog. He thinks everything about his life is amazing. When he transferred all his junk from his car to his bunker he was shocked that the car had more space and got lighter. He now thinks he is the only person in the world driving a car that isn't
Spot on.
I was laughing out loud about what you describe with junk in the car. My car is basically always spotless,and its such a massive lol the aha moment he is having when he suddenly isnt driving around with his car loaded up to the brim with garbage anymore. Its like the first time he is doing that in his whole life it seems like.
Also after seing todays video when he is huffing and puffing around walking like a marathon for hours it reminds me of your recent post about sitting beside him on the flight home. After 15 hours of him roaming around,building up some serious body smells. Only thing thats left is some massive portion of the sardineslurry to build up that bad breath.
Probably the same reason why he assumes that anyone he comes in contact with or even sits down at his table must be a viewer of his vlog. He thinks everything about his life is amazing. When he transferred all his junk from his car to his bunker he was shocked that the car had more space and got lighter. He now thinks he is the only person in the world driving a car that isn't
Very nice post. This is exactly why he is such a lolcow. The way he thinks about situations is so absurd and convulated yet he often thinks he has discovered hacks on a level nobody else is smart enough to conceive of
Very nice post. This is exactly why he is such a lolcow. The way he thinks about situations is so absurd and convulated yet he often thinks he has discovered hacks on a level nobody else is smart enough to conceive of
He thinks his life is so interesting that he puts his monthly expenses behind a paywall lol. And how many tedious videos did he make breaking down and explaining every single paycheck every which way. Now when people ask him anything related to his expenses he says he can't answer it because it will be unfair to the people paying for his newsletter. I would love to know who is purchasing a one off ELD newsletter for $7 just to find out his monthly laundry expense.
Another hilarious thing is any time he takes any footage in a casino he has no audio at all because he can't take the tiny risk of having the video de-monetized or receiving a copyright strike on his channel. The 0.1% chance of losing his pathetic $10 ad revenue is just too much for him to bare. Meanwhile every other channel that films in casinos and makes 100x the money he does has zero problem with having audio turned on.
Today ELD goes to Fresno University, and corrects the grammar of a job application.
ELD eats Panda Express in the cafeteria, plays bowling and goes to the orchard.
ELD reviews the school vending machine.
ELD states, "My middle name is Danger, actually its Lee, but I prefer Danger."
ELD also corrects himself when he states that each of the people he sees are on a horse to make it clear that the horses have only one person each.
ELD talks to a horse before seeking the planetarium.
ELD states the planetarium is moot because it is closed today and tomorrow all three shows are sold out.
ELD is now at 99 Nomadic poker rooms.
ELD comes to an intersection in Fresno with all lights are red.
ELD debates that he may count Wynn and Encore poker since they are different buildings despite being the same owner.
Very nice post. This is exactly why he is such a lolcow. The way he thinks about situations is so absurd and convulated yet he often thinks he has discovered hacks on a level nobody else is smart enough to conceive of
Lolcow and tightwad is two of my fav expressions from this thread lol.
I laugh so much because of this thread and how funny people write,wich cant be appreciated enough to be honest.
Maybe i am starting to get old,but i appreciate things like that more and more. Good laugh/good entertainment can literally make my day,and this thread has gotten me through countless workouts or keeping my head above water in pokersessions where i get destroyed by negative variance.
The homeless shelter is horrible. Tons of drug users and undesirables. You should have done the Nomadic Method. Or at least joined the Las Vegas Advisor coupon book which would give you waived resort fees at the Rio. Then you could have done the 150 hours at MGM Grand to move up to the Nomadic Castle and/or stayed at the Super 8 for 40 nights to get Diamond tier with Wyndham to then match to CET.
ELD reviews the school vending machine.
I might give this one a watch. In a place he doesn't belong, with his autistic fascination with vending machines as an added bonus. This has to be some peak Rice. Please tell me he didn't actually purchase anything from the machine.
Today ELD was stopped by a chain link fence he merely put his camera between the links of the fence instead of scaling the fence.
Once ELD puts on his UPS shirt, Nomadic sunglasses, and tan baseball hat backwards, he has full access to any point of a college campus and ignored by students and staff as if ELD has the right to be on campus without question. Likely they assume he is there to load packages or walking back from a delivery.
ELD later posts a note on the school bulletin board he stopped to use the drinking fountain on his way to play poker.
He thinks his life is so interesting that he puts his monthly expenses behind a paywall lol. And how many tedious videos did he make breaking down and explaining every single paycheck every which way. Now when people ask him anything related to his expenses he says he can't answer it because it will be unfair to the people paying for his newsletter. I would love to know who is
The best part about his ridiculous newsletter is when he plugs it at the end of his videos. Is it trimmed beard Rice begging for subscribers? No.
It's full on disheveled hobo Rice from before he was working as he was still recovering from the RRM.
The best part about his ridiculous newsletter is when he plugs it at the end of his videos. Is it trimmed beard Rice begging for subscribers? No.
It's full on disheveled hobo Rice from before he was working as he was still recovering from the RRM.
He looks so nasty in that outro its hard to believe thats what he looked like daily for months at the time.
Just trying to imagine somebody wanting to put that out on the internet is mindblowing.
Today ELD was stopped by a chain link fence he merely put his camera between the links of the fence instead of scaling the fence.Once ELD puts on his UPS shirt, Nomadic sunglasses, and tan baseball hat backwards, he has full access to any point of a college campus and ignored by students and staff as if ELD has the right to be on campus without question. Likely they assume he
It was a glorious vlog. Opens with a shot of empty college baseball practice fields so you know it is going to be good.
Shots of a swimming pool, wanders through a library, goes out to an agricultural area, inspects grape vines, looks at horses, shot of a student bowling alley...
In short, going practically everywhere he has no business being observing activities that he has no intention of doing, capped off with a planetarium except it is closed/sold out. Peak Rice.
Ends with almost having cardiac arrest/respiratory failure walking to the casino and a failed attempt to climb a steep incline.
I give it 3 out of 10 stars, much better than his usual fare. Would not watch again.
A possible theory to explain how the Troopers get their two bedroom unit with a garage could be that they are on Section 8 housing which would allow them to get subsidized for $1838 and pay the difference for the rent.Urban Nomad teaches it is better to have two or more people for Section 8 since that will give a greater bedroom size and three Nomads in a household will give a
You have to be a family, be disabled, or a senior to get section 8.
The waddle cam walking up to the fence was pretty incredible
Next peering thru the fence slots to film women swimming was chef's kiss
Reveals his middle name is Lee. Are his parents fans of the Confederacy? From what I understand it used to be a popular name to pay tribute to Robert e Lee, who was a a guy.
What is with Rice’s creeping around college campuses fetish? Wouldn’t that be considered trespassing? He (it) is fascinated by the most boring aspects of life. If he went somewhere like Italy or Tahiti he would spend his time looking for vending machine discrepancies in a rundown motel or laundromat.
If it is a public school there is not a trespassing issue unless the school administrator orders or bans ELD but these are usually the result of protesters or people there at night.
ELD comes during the daytime and uses the library and cafeteria which preclude a trespassing charge.
What is with Rice’s creeping around college campuses fetish? Wouldn’t that be considered trespassing? He (it) is fascinated by the most boring aspects of life. If he went somewhere like Italy or Tahiti he would spend his time looking for vending machine discrepancies in a rundown motel or laundromat.
What is with RiceÂ’s creeping around college campuses fetish? WouldnÂ’t that be considered trespassing? He (it) is fascinated by the most boring aspects of life. If he went somewhere like Italy or Tahiti he would spend his time looking for vending machine discrepancies in a rundown motel or laundromat.
It's something free to do that kills time. He plays minimal hours of poker these days so he needs something that's free to fill up his time in these places he travels too. It's also great filler for his vlog. He makes 4 or 5 ten minute vlogs out of a 1 day trip. 1st vlog is just of him leaving Vegas and flying to the new place. The 2nd vlog is of him doing an unofficial campus tour and exploring all the fascinating facilities and buildings, sporting arenas etc. The 3rd vlog is him actually playing poker at the first casino. The 4th vlog is him playing poker at the 2nd casino. Zero footage of the games or the casinos mind you. Just still photos and accompanying appraisals of the room layout, chairs, tables, felt, chips etc. If there are any vending machines or self serve drinks station then this gets his special attention. Then the 5th and final vlog is him flying back home to Vegas. This is his blueprint for squeezing out 5 vlogs from one day and hardly any poker. I don't think anyone has ever made so many videos about literally nothing like ELD does.
What is with RiceÂ’s creeping around college campuses fetish? WouldnÂ’t that be considered trespassing? He (it) is fascinated by the most boring aspects of life. If he went somewhere like Italy or Tahiti he would spend his time looking for vending machine discrepancies in a rundown motel or laundromat.
It's something free to do that kills time. He plays minimal hours of poker t
It's filler. I would hardly call it great.
It's not great at all, but it's great at being filler for ELD to use to keep his precious YouTube streak in tact. He has perfected stretching anything out to a 10 minute video. It's the very definition of nontent. And he was genuinely insulted that he wasn't nominated for a GPI award
He has also created the perfect little echo chamber. Not a single negative comment because any negative comment results in swift deletion and a shadow ban. As such he is left with a dedicated group of followers who pat him on the back every day regardless of the hilarious drivel he is churning out.
It's not great at all, but it's great at being filler for ELD to use to keep his precious YouTube streak in tact. He has perfected stretching anything out to a 10 minute video. It's the very definition of nontent. And he was genuinely insulted that he wasn't nominated for a GPI awardHe has also created the perfect little echo chamber. Not a single negative comment because any n
Lil Timmy was protective of his streak too. Look how that has turned out.
I honestly dont know who is worse. The homeless vagabond poker dealer that cant turn a profit playing poker or the people commenting. And I'm including myself. I could legit be worse. If you cant figure out what is what at a 1/2 table within one table deal, you probably have some other problems you need to deal with. All that being said I should be back in Vegas in a couple months not doing a vlog some of these cats its so embarrassing how can you.....thinking of doing a live blog on here i think i can do that right just to keep myself honest maybe throw in some real strip club stories not the g rated **** boski puts out there.
