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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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Someone should ask health & fitness expert Rice what his Diet recommendations are to achieve a fit body.


by DividedWeFall m

Rice gonna ruin the EDR for everyone else. Its behavior like his that gets employee/customer perks cancelled. He thinks he is outsmarting everyone but has no clue everyone knows exactly what he is doing.

It's not even so much the behavior it's the drawing attention to the behavior. He's so smug and giddy when he talks about it. Even if he wanted to plan around cheeseburger day and pig out if he just kept his mouth shut it wouldn't become an issue.


by DividedWeFall m

Rice gonna ruin the EDR for everyone else. Its behavior like his that gets employee/customer perks cancelled. He thinks he is outsmarting everyone but has no clue everyone knows exactly what he is doing.

Back in the day employees like this had a blanket party thrown for them in the parking lot after work by the other employees.


ELD can get a second job at Chik Filet outside of PH. That way ELD can get free chicken breasts and free salad which would be a better diet in addition to the daily weight room shower and stretching and bodybuilding regimen.

by JoseJohnnyJimJack m

Someone should ask health & fitness expert Rice what his Diet recommendations are to achieve a fit body.


by Petrucci m

...Its not the biggest lie in the world by any means,but it illustrates once again that Rice is choosing to lie whenever he feels the need to.As far as i know lying about stuff all the time is not a typical trait for people with autism. So is lying alot cardinal traits for other types of a diagnosis? For example a type of personality disorder?Or is all the lies just an extended

Who knows, but the bolded part definitely seems to be a characteristic of most vloggers.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo m

Back in the day employees like this had a blanket party thrown for them in the parking lot after work by the other employees.

I remember that. Then the alpha employee would violate the trouble maker rectally. Miss those days


by TheFranz m

I remember that. Then the alpha employee would violate the trouble maker rectally. Miss those days

U were thinking out loud buddy.


by TheFranz m

I remember that. Then the alpha employee would violate the trouble maker rectally. Miss those days

Not sure if Rice would protest that. If it was Timmy he would run to CVS to get supplies. [emoji15]


by DividedWeFall m

Not sure if Rice would protest that. If it was Timmy he would run to CVS to get supplies. [emoji15]

Has Rice ever mentioned anything about having a girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other? Or even going on a date? I can understand if he chooses not to put any of that out there but with his lifestyle of traveling and changing rooms and living conditions, you would think this subject would pop up.


ELD used to wear a marriage shirt that said "Game Over".

Also mentioned that his girlfriend in the past was disappointed after ELD never took the bar exam after determining law school was a scam and the professors violated the rubric.

by Mother Mucker m

Has Rice ever mentioned anything about having a girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other? Or even going on a date? I can understand if he chooses not to put any of that out there but with his lifestyle of traveling and changing rooms and living conditions, you would think this subject would pop up.


by Mother Mucker m

Has Rice ever mentioned anything about having a girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other? Or even going on a date? I can understand if he chooses not to put any of that out there but with his lifestyle of traveling and changing rooms and living conditions, you would think this subject would pop up.

Yeah, he blames an old girlfriend for pressuring him into law school.


by pig4bill m

Yeah, he blames an old girlfriend for pressuring him into law school.

Rice must've rebelled against women after that by growing his cheek hair out.


Tonight Homelessbieber has a semi meltdown when Burlington denied him a Nomadic changing room or the restroom to Nomadically change into his newly bought pants while simultaneously seeking to jettison his expired pants for an on the fly Nomadic wardrobe change.

Additionally, the high limit room instructed him it was required to remove his Nomadic sunglasses while in the high limit room.

Homelessbieber bans two subscribers for mean, stupid, wrong comments on the spot during the live stream.

Homelessbieber is upset that the odds are better for online gambling compared to the strip odds.


by Mother Mucker m

Has Rice ever mentioned anything about having a girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other? Or even going on a date? I can understand if he chooses not to put any of that out there but with his lifestyle of traveling and changing rooms and living conditions, you would think this subject would pop up.

Rice appears to be asexual

He is far to cheap to date anyone

Also, if you think what the absolute bottom of the barrel of the dating pool that would consider dating Rice would look like those people would be well below what Rice would consider acceptable given his inflated view of himself. He is a 2 or 3 out of 10 who would want someone who is at least a 6 or 7. Basically never going to happen unless he vastly changes his lifestyle and attitude


by Same_again m

Rice appears to be asexualHe is far to cheap to date anyoneAlso, if you think what the absolute bottom of the barrel of the dating pool that would consider dating Rice would look like those people would be well below what Rice would consider acceptable given his inflated view of himself. He is a 2 or 3 out of 10 who would want someone who is at least a 6 or 7. Basically never g

I think Rice is "asexual" for the same reasons he doesn't play 2-5. He has enough sex as it is and will never need more sex. Also more sex can lead to more expenses and that's a stone cold deal breaker.
I'm pretty sure he'd date a 1 if she was paying for his meals


by Same_again m

Rice appears to be asexualHe is far to cheap to date anyoneAlso, if you think what the absolute bottom of the barrel of the dating pool that would consider dating Rice would look like those people would be well below what Rice would consider acceptable given his inflated view of himself.

He needs to become a Harley Davidson type biker. The biker look would be an easy transition for him. And he could more realistically get that grade 6 or 7 woman that way. At least initially.

He can just buy a cheap, used motorcycle that resembles a Harley, since Harleys aren't cheap. And he can save a lot on gas. The back of his pleather(not leather bc he's too cheap) biker vest would have Vegas Poker Nomad, Nevada, patched on it. His center insignia patch would be a spoon with rice on it, signifying rice is a spoon food. A patch on the front of his vest would be a gold rewards card. Another one below that one would be the words resort fees, inside a red circle and red diagonal line, signifying no resort fees. Another patch would be the words EDR 4 LIFE.

Talk about a chic magnet!


by JoseJohnnyJimJack m

Except he couldn't transport all his worldly possessions on the motorcycle


by bobw525 m

Except he couldn't transport all his worldly possessions on the motorcycle

He could wear the rice cooker bowl as a bike helmet, that would save him some money too.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack m

Another patch would be the words EDR 4 LIFE.

LMAO. He should get custom licence plates with that on it. Or he can get it tattooed, perhaps on his calves, since they are his best body part.

Oh wait, he would never do any of that because it's not free. What are we thinking!


Lets get the whole Whack Pack crew setup with motorbikes and leather jackets.

Patches and nicknames all over of course for each member+ custom licenseplates.

MGM is surely gonna see some potenial and sponsorship these guys. When the WSOP kicks off they will drive down to the Horseshoe together,cruising the strip showing off their gear to the crowds and then park at their brand new VIP parking spots.

Added perks for each member before any tourney,for example go crazy and eat as much as you want at any resturant for up to two hours for Rice.


by bobw525 m

Except he couldn't transport all his worldly possessions on the motorcycle

That's what the perma address, aka a room closet, is for.


by angle_shooter m

He could wear the rice cooker bowl as a bike helmet, that would save him some money too.

He could just add his chip rake to it as a chin strap, and voila, DOT(Dept Of Trans.) certified biker helmet.


by angle_shooter m

LMAO. He should get custom licence plates with that on it. Or he can get it tattooed, perhaps on his calves, since they are his best body part.

Oh wait, he would never do any of that because it's not free. What are we thinking!

Correct. He would also not get tattoos on his calves bc his shorts cover his calves.


by Petrucci m

Lets get the whole Whack Pack crew setup with motorbikes and leather jackets.Patches and nicknames all over of course for each member+ custom licenseplates.MGM is surely gonna see some potenial and sponsorship these guys. When the WSOP kicks off they will drive down to the Horseshoe together,cruising the strip showing off their gear to the crowds and then park at their brand ne

I can already see the Wack Pack bikers cruising the Strip putting the Dakota Sturgis Biker Run to shame. Led by their fearless leader Trooper97 of course.


I love how Trooper speaks as if he's a long time slot AP with a vast network of hustlers that share and sharpen their numbers and RTP info to the point he's confident he's playing +ev spots while the previous post is him playing Frankensteins way early.

You literally can't make this **** up. Smart AP always question their entry points on more complex slots where a clear play isn't as obvious and adjust accordingly. But Trooper? Nope, he's got it all figured out in six months.

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