Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)
Obviosly he is on welfare or some sort of invalidy pension. In finnland you get every 6 months double salary. There comes the money.
That double salary is not true. I got the impression that Paisting is quite old and he used to have job. If he has worked for 30+ years, he's pension could be higher than we realise.
That double salary is not true. I got the impression that Paisting is quite old and he used to have job. If he has worked for 30+ years, he's pension could be higher than we realise.
i would be shocked to find out he's every worked a day in his entire life.
I´m paraphrasing because the Finnish forum he used to write is no longer online but about 15 years ago someone suggested to Paisting that he should quit poker and his paraphrased answer was: "Quit poker? How ***** dare you to suggest I should quit poker? I lost everything to this game; my family, my job, everything, and you are suggesting me to quit? I will never quit until I get everything back"
So anyway, how was November?
I´m paraphrasing because the Finnish forum he used to write is no longer online but about 15 years ago someone suggested to Paisting that he should quit poker and his paraphrased answer was: "Quit poker? How ***** dare you to suggest I should quit poker? I lost everything to this game; my family, my job, everything, and you are suggesting me to quit? I will never quit until I g
Dear god…
Our hero is worryingly quiet thus far today
I´m paraphrasing because the Finnish forum he used to write is no longer online but about 15 years ago someone suggested to Paisting that he should quit poker and his paraphrased answer was: "Quit poker? How ***** dare you to suggest I should quit poker? I lost everything to this game; my family, my job, everything, and you are suggesting me to quit? I will never quit until I
If true that's terrible. Come on Paisting tell us you had a whale feast.
When paisting doesnt post for a while a sad thought crosses my mind. I do mean it when i say its sad as its inevitible one day it shall be true. Like all of us Paisting will pass away eventually. We (or at least i) have no idea how old he is at all. He could be 31 or 81 for all i know, but what i do know is that one month he wont post his update as he will be gone. A life totally wasted when in reality he could be famous and make a few quid tomorrow if he wishes. There are many people on this site who have offered help id pay good money for tbh. Hell id promote him on my PR firm if he wanted. But he shall refuse all and continue until the inevitible end and that makes me a mixture of sad and angry. Angry because there are another 1000 people on here who would love the free help he has been offered yet declines. Im a contradiction to myself with my feeling towards him tbh. I want everyone to be ok in general but he annoys the hell out of me with his utter refusal to listen and learn. Anyway....lets await latest news (if it exists and its not too late).
Reminds me of a finish streamer who is not posting any more. But Paisting will be back with 800- Month. He is to sucked into the game.
Second last month of the year is in the graph and once again it was month with more suckouts than previous one. And of course it had major impact on the results. I lost about $150 to suckouts.
There were couple of nice runnings in the graph and during those I managed to punish the whales hard. Ev stayed surprisingly stable this time considering how many suckouts there were.
The whale punishment for December has already begun and right at the start of next month I’ll post the full year in numbers.
Although Paisting had a lot of luck again, the whale was punished by the others. I hope the poker gods have rewarded Paisting enough in the last two months – that much luck just isn't fair.
At approx half way point it was viable to make a profit this month. Then things went downhill. Now paisting can either look at what happened at that point in a truthful (to himself) manner or just shout about "suckouts" and "rigged rng". If he does the former i believe theres a chance he can become profitable or at least break even player. Sadly we know which option he shall take.
I note he plays about 18 - 20k hands a month. On 'fast' tables thats not much time per day tbh so what is he doing with reast of his time? I mean i hope its something productive as at least means hes not losing 10 hours every day chasing an impossible dream.
Paisting is studying GTO to bust those Whales. obv he is on welfare and has a lot of time.
i play as low as you are, mostly high though. I lost around 250k in 20 years, so i am bigger loser than you are. only pokers plo, nl 20 to 200
hu for rolls?
i play as low as you are, mostly high though. I lost around 250k in 20 years, so i am bigger loser than you are. only pokers plo, nl 20 to 200
hu for rolls?
if this isnt angle shooting i feel sorry for you
no angleshooting, real numbers, today i only play sporadicly, would do a heads up on web3poker against paistings. two biggest loosers x)
I think he and i am not alone. There must be a lot of losers when the game is around rake ..
Edit
I needed two years of therapy to realise i can not win at poker because i am bad at poker. x) the goverment payed my therapist.
Paisting, try a month on a new site under a different user name. Would be interesting to see how things change for you as at this stage people know you too well and that will dramaticaly alter your opponents play.
Paisting
I will play 5K hands vs you on a site of your choosing (if it's available to me).
Winner determined by who's most up EV:
If you win, I'll pay you $250 cash on top of your winnings
If I win, you take coaching from one of the people who have offered it in this thread for free, and I'll pay back everything I took off of you once they say you've successfully taken coaching.
so you're basically freerolling. Zero downside.
PaistingI will play 5K hands vs you on a site of your choosing (if it's available to me).Winner determined by who's most up EV:If you win, I'll pay you $250 cash on top of your winningsIf I win, you take coaching from one of the people who have offered it in this thread for free, and I'll pay back everything I took off of you once they say you've successfully taken coaching.so
Nice and honorable try.....but it's hopeless! Paisting is immune to good advise, here is only bad-graph-porn available. If Paisting would REALLY have wanted to turn it around, he'd had plenty of offers. He doesn't, that's the truth! Don't know if you guys were watching the cartoons with the coyote and the roadrunner. Paisting is the coyote running above the abyss. He is affirming himself after falling quite some time. I guess, nothing left than to hope for a hard landing and that he may raise again!
Whales are an endangered species, if we all donate a few quid we can save them from this brute called Paisting.
Bad end to the month results wise which is common for him but GL this month. Leave the whales alone though and hunt the shitregs.
Paisting how do you spend your time when you aren't playing poker? 18k hands a month playing fast fold doesn't really take up that much time. What do you actually do all day?
flipping burgers?
