A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
He has now realised he isn't a problem gambler. thats the first step in recovery to become the greatest online mtt player of all time. He now needs to find some coins, load onto stars and just bink bink bink. Needs to win a lot more than 8k. he needs to bink 300k. that should last him 2 years and in that time he will bink more.ChanY stay away from pits bro. Its a big trap and h
Can you shut the **** up?
Hopefully he at least read this.Chani, feel bad to be so brutal but you luckboxed an 8k bink this month , not even 3 weeks ago, and it sounds like you've had the worst 3 weeks of your life.So if your life is that bad when you win ( let alone when you lose ) due to lack of self control, discipline, routine and ability , surely you can see this game isn't for you now ?I hope you
No I was supposed to buy my gf this necklace
For $149.
I didn't do it when I had all the money, and now it's too late.
It's her birthday tomorrow and I got roughly $300 left at my dad which I will use to take her out for dinner tomorrow. After that it's over.
No I was supposed to buy my gf this necklace For $149.I didn't do it when I had all the money, and now it's too late.It's her birthday tomorrow and I got roughly $300 left at my dad which I will use to take her out for dinner tomorrow. After that it's over.
Why not use the money you get from your job to take her out?
It's her Birthday tomorrow and I receive my beastly $270 salary (worked 30 hours this month) on the 23th.
update? any PLO cash?
Yes 5NL ZOOM.
Lost and won idk.
Satted into the $75 mystery bounty $400k gtd which ended up with a $440k prize pool.
I punted it away tho.
Made an atrocious call with KQo for 14bb In sb v hj Jam, he got bad beated the previous hand and had played bad before so I just impulsively cli led call. He had a8dd and ofc spikes an ace on the flop.
Next close to the bubble I call a 3.67bb jam in the bb v btn jam. I have Q7o and get 2 to 1.
I have exactly 31% v KJCC AND ofc lose and make a huge ICM punt for my tiny stack.
Finally I have 4bb left in bb and get dealt 33.
Co jams 14bb I have to call
He has AKo.
Please, please don't hit.
King on the flop, 8 turn 4 river.
Bye bye.
I bust 100 from the money.
I go bananas in my GFs living room, she has no clue how bad it is.
Yeah thats it.
KthxbI
ur playing the greatest poker of your life. your in your peak poker brain time. playing some of the best poker thats ever been seen in the online world.
ur playing the greatest poker of your life. your in your peak poker brain time. playing some of the best poker thats ever been seen in the online world.
Dont be too hard on urself man. The best live poker players were millions in debt until they binked. U got what it takes to go a step further and bink 100k+ rather than 8k. Keep buying in and never quit. U will have to play live at sum point to get a 7 figure score. Perhaps buying into the one drop to bink it and then go back to las vegas nevada where dreams become a reality to defend your title binking it for a record 2nd time going down in history as the only player who has ever done so.
A minor miracle has occurred.
Loaned $17.5 from a very far away "friend".
Managed to get 2nd I. The $5.50 mini mystery express for roughly $440 and I got a meh run in the $33 blazing giant mystery for another $100.
Roll stands at a beastly $544.
Can we pull this through?
Also getting $375 in salary instead of what I thought $270. Getting back $200 from a friend tonight aswell.
IS THIS THE MIRACLE WE PRAYED FOR??
Edit: just re-checked stars.
Roll is at a beastly $584 USD YEAHHHH
LETS GO PILEUP THE COINS ETC PABLITO AND ALL OF YOU NON DEGENERATES
The miracle is dead, almost.
Bought $240 of stuff for GF.
Torched roughly $260.
Got $30 on the account.
And like $80 in tournaments rn.
Fml
Kthxbai.
Rofl. Man this thread does not fail to deliver.
keep borrowing and then bink bink bink. then go on to become the greatest i mean the greatest no limit holdem mtt player of all time i mean of all time.
Busted it all.
Got salary 00.00.
Grinded it all way back up, and then some more.
Withdrew like $240 to buy Christmas gifts for my GF her mom and her younger brothers.
WE COOKING GUYS
KTHXBai
FFS, get that thing charged.
So just to review, you are now fully off of your meds and are staying up for days at a time gambling, experiencing dizzying highs and crushing lows? Sounds not great. You still cycling?
Long time lurker. Withdraw some of that money and ****ing start taking brm serious. And please for the love of god use the loss limit feature. Like 100 bucks per day or something like that. Prevents you from losing even more money when youre playing on tilt (which you are 100% gonna be, no doubt about it).
Binking a tourney doesnt matter if you torch the money afterwards just because you went on tilt after losing 10% of your winnings (which is what probably happened after you won 8k last month).
You'll never be a good poker player if you cant handle the swings. You have to be disciplined. Rather than chasing losses quit your session and take a break.
Will answer you all blokes when I come home
Bought this for my my gf for $180..
However she is allergic to nickel which is in it, And I can't return the jewelry, lol.
Bought her siblings Christmas gifts as well, and took 3 cabs today lol.
Kthxbai
u gotta play 109s+ satties to higher buy-ins with 1600 bucks. this is your chance to bink big and bink often. remember if you aint first your last.
Spent like $400 on everything Christmas related.
Paid back some loans,
Roll now att $707 i think, lol.
We will all make it somehow, kthxbai.
