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Gobbo other Thread got closed by the mod said it doesn't belong in the House of Blogs, hoping we can have this one witho

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03 November 2016 at 01:53 AM
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by Confidential

Rice based his hands dealt per hour on just a couple downs. It's possible for a dealer to get out a high number of hands if the game is very nitty.

Based on today's ramblings about fast dealers bringing in more rake, his biggest fan the Cpa advised Rice that if he gets an MBA he will be the CEO of a casino in 10 years.

I would bet that the truth is the opposite:it would not surprise me one bit if Rice is in the bottom 15-20 percent of Las Vegas poker dealers.

He seems very slow as reported from multiple players,and his insane obsession with blindly following his own rubric/policing every rule 110 percent even if its not in the games best interest cant be a plus.


by JoseJohnnyJimJack

His streak previously ended a while back anyway, when he was re-uploading old content "revisit" videos of his old videos when he had started dealing and was too busy to vlog. Re-uploading old content doesn't count. I pointed this out to him in a comment, he stated that it does count, lol, and he went back to uploading random rambling videos.

Lol according to the official rubric everything Rice does counts and he's correct about everything. So any comments he receives to the contrary are by very definition mean, stupid and wrong.


by Confidential

Rice based his hands dealt per hour on just a couple downs. It's possible for a dealer to get out a high number of hands if the game is very nitty.

Based on today's ramblings about fast dealers bringing in more rake, his biggest fan the Cpa advised Rice that if he gets an MBA he will be the CEO of a casino in 10 years.

10 years?? With Rice's experience and skill set, combined with his razor sharp analytical ability and unique insights, Rice would be CEO in 5 years.

I can see him printing out his paper boarding pass to attend the shareholders meeting right now. Board members probably get free grub at those events.


Where does all the arrogance come from? Little Timmy and Rice the Fat Klingon are epic failures. Yet they constantly praise themselves for doing the bare minimum. There must be a clinical term for this.


by DividedWeFall

Where does all the arrogance come from? Little Timmy and Rice the Fat Klingon are epic failures. Yet they constantly praise themselves for doing the bare minimum. There must be a clinical term for this.

It’s a special combination of extreme delusion with little to zero self-awareness mixed in with receiving praise from the uber loyal and devoted mouth-breathing hardcore fans like that cpataxpro guy.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo

10 years?? With Rice's experience and skill set, combined with his razor sharp analytical ability and unique insights, Rice would be CEO in 5 years.

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5 years??? More like in 5 days, if u asked him. He already thinks he could be a successful coach for the Las Vegas Raiders, and a better Formula 1 driver than the current Formula 1 drivers. But the only CEO this clown could ever be is EDR Challenges Eating Officer.


by angle_shooter

Lol according to the official rubric everything Rice does counts and he's correct about everything. So any comments he receives to the contrary are by very definition mean, stupid and wrong.

I WAS disappointed that I didn't make the mean, stupid, wrong vlog afterward. I guess "mean, stupid, wrong" comments that are correct/true don't make it. He gave me a consolation prize in the form of a shadow ban. Hehe.


ELD appears for the second episode of the Orleans parking garage video series.

ELD states that while at his favorite job at PH, that ELD, "several times" was acting floor for about 20 minutes.

ELD states that during the times he was acting floor that his decisions were final, and apparently were not even reviewable when the actual floor returned. However, ELD had no cases or controversies brought to him during the time he was presiding as floor pro temp.

ELD then states that while at CET, that ELD got into an argument with a player who is mean, stupid, and wrong and same did not tip ELD.

Meanwhile, Nomadic Duck flies on Frontier Pass to Seattle then stays in a comped room at a church in Federal Way, Washington. The next day, Nomadic Duck will embark upon a comped Holland America cruise to earn tier points by spending on his casino credit card and withdrawing cash at the ship casino.


by DividedWeFall

Where does all the arrogance come from? Little Timmy and Rice the Fat Klingon are epic failures. Yet they constantly praise themselves for doing the bare minimum. There must be a clinical term for this.

Let's not forget Pman's birthday vlog where he looks back at all his life "accomplishments" and pats himself on the back for.... uhhh.... not losing as much at poker this year as last year.


Las Vegas Review Journal reports on the Nomadic Monorail.

The Nomadic Monorail on the East Side of the strip is projected to last ten years.

After ten years it will cost $350,000,000 to replace and not be viable.

Elon Musk will seek to use it for a Boring transit method above ground after ten years which would assist Nomads in transiting from various hotel rooms in order to get less than $8 per night rooms throughout the week.


by IQofTwoPlusTwo

10 years?? With Rice's experience and skill set, combined with his razor sharp analytical ability and unique insights, Rice would be CEO in 5 years.

I can see him printing out his paper boarding pass to attend the shareholders meeting right now. Board members probably get free grub at those events.

Doubt it. He would have to go through at least one interview.





honestly this could be legit

because this here


that very much jives with someone playing slightly -ev stuff and getting incredibly lucky

and we know he's too proud to ever admit he was ever doing it wrong

but the first half and this half are a tale of two very different strategies


you gotta remember, he was putting in real hours so while variance is definitely part of this, we wouldn't see such drastic win rates unless he eventually wisened up to realize why others were passing on that stuff and why it was dragging him down

that's about 140 days on either side, assuming he was grinding even half the volume he claimed, that's a fuqton of hours


Up and Our Way reports that the newest ghost town is Primm.

The Primm residents have been evicted and become Nomads in Vegas and the lottery store is closed as well as the Primm casinos.


by topg2024

Up and Our Way reports that the newest ghost town is Primm.

The Primm residents have been evicted and become Nomads in Vegas and the lottery store is closed as well as the Primm casinos.

Primm residents have been evicted?


Today ELD reports on the start of the Summer Orleans Series.

ELD will be working non stop for 47 or 49 days. Only one double shift will occur.

ELD will definitely break the consecutive days record pursuant to the rubric wherein it only counts the day ELD starts a shift.

Pants are the same for both jobs and only the shirt will be changed.

ELD proclaims the EDR at Orleans is "much better" than CET.

ELD states he saw Trooper at CET.

ELD predicts both previous records will be "obliterated" or at least broken.

ELD takes a nap at the New Address between shifts today.

Another dealer at Orleans required "paperwork" to be allowed to use her rake. But ELD is exempt from the paperwork requirement since he is a seasonal dealer.

ELD is using the rake as a reasonable accommodation and that it "helps out" a lot. ELD states he is not merely using his rake for fun.


So they shipped him off to Orleans for the summer? Saved me a walk over to Caesar's Palace.


by prairiebreeze

So they shipped him off to Orleans for the summer? Saved me a walk over to Caesar's Palace.

He's working both Orleans and Caesar's all summer


why is pooper editing this out, the dollars line


bottom line is 0 dollars, why does show the next dollar denom? How are you supposed to judge it otherwise?


by steve420wa

why is pooper editing this out, the dollars line bottom line is 0 dollars, why does show the next dollar denom? How are you supposed to judge it otherwise?

if it's real probably either 50 or 100k, he's had some huge individual hits which would be represented by the large spikes so if it's a real graph that's gotta be pretty substantial


Internet Skater has been producing disingenuous Nomadic content for the past two episodes on the West Virginia gambling trip.

He would have failed the trip and at one point was under $200 but has added $2000 with fake challenges such as jumping on a table and having truckers honk for $200 per honk at five honks. What a sham budget accounting and clear Rubric violation.

The RV is overheating and can now only go 55 mph to prevent overheating. Clearly it needs a new radiator due to clogging.

The RV also needs a repair to stop leaking gas.

Nonetheless he makes his cousins wear orange shirts and eat eight hot dogs for various nonsense challenges which add no useful meaning to the trip and zero Nomadic value. At least Nomadic Duck is teaching Nomadic techniques to earn tier points.

Hopefully Hannah breaks up with him asap and she finds an older boyfriend.


by topg2024

Up and Our Way reports that the newest ghost town is Primm.

The Primm residents have been evicted and become Nomads in Vegas and the lottery store is closed as well as the Primm casinos.

Will Rice do a ghost town vlog of Primm soon? I hope there is some parking space concrete bar frog-jumping involved. And a thumbnail of it.


by DividedWeFall

Where does all the arrogance come from? Little Timmy and Rice the Fat Klingon are epic failures. Yet they constantly praise themselves for doing the bare minimum. There must be a clinical term for this.

The clinical term is Overcompensating Goofy Wanna-be's. They're goofies who want to be great.

What's interesting is that, while they're arrogant on their youtube channels, they're shy at poker tables outside of Trooper Thursday.


by Steve00007

Friday & Saturday nights my friend (Who plays higher limit slots) and I visited Ceasars slot room. My friend was losing on a couple machines when a fat toad (not trooper) started to befriend him. I was standing by as the fat toad told him he could 'help him' as he directed him over to the ultimate x machine. He then instructed my friend to play. What the guy did then was pretty slick, he had my friend play random games for just one round, and of course it left multipliers up, as he moved to the next game on the machine. He did this for about 5-6 games, when I realized my friend was getting scammed, I mentioned, why don't you go back to the game you played previously and capture some of those multipliers? However, my friend was baffled a bit and just kept going...the scammer then permitted him to play out a couple multipliers he had up, but left several others unplayed. Anyway, after a bit my buddy lost a few hundred and decided to leave.
Within moments a 3rd person descended upon the game and stuck his cash/card into the machine and of course started to capture the multipliers my buddy left hanging.

As I later explained to my friend how he got scammed he was furious and went to the casino security desk, of course they couldn't care less. When we went back on Saturday night the same AP players were back again looking to prey upon dopey tourists. Now that I saw in person how the AP game is played, I have very little respect for the idiots who take part. My buddy wanted to kick the snot out of the guy who scammed him but of course he couldn't do that in a casino with all the cameras and consequences.

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