NFL Offseason 2026
NFL Offseason 2026
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NFL Offseason 2026

it's the most wonderful time of the year for pretend GMs - the NFL Offseason!

Sure the games are fun, but the 7 months of

26 January 2026 at 03:47 AM
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drake london got paid, that dude is the truth
4/141 w 100M gtd

damn i need to bink a powerball with 100M post lump sum and taxes. thats a real cool #. then i'd roll to chess tourneys with an entourage.


How much do entourage pay? Asking for a friend.


there's a subscription fee, yet to be determined, that each member of the entourage pays.


Do the entouragers receive food and beverages as part of said subscription?
If so, allowance or unlimited?
Asking for another (?) friend.


by REDeYeS00 m

promise him his only snaps are on 3rd down with the occasional 2nd & long mixed in, then put him on the same side of the ball as Garrett



by Tom Ames m

Do the entouragers receive food and beverages as part of said subscription?
If so, allowance or unlimited?
Asking for another (?) friend.

food and beverages goes on my no limit credit card.


by All-inMcLovin m

food and beverages goes on my no limit credit card.

My schedule suddenly appears to be wide open. Even if Cowboy doesn't sign up for this trail ride, I can probably coax Earl to tag along to pack the heavy boards and convey his massive aura of luck via osmosis.


by Tom Ames m

My schedule suddenly appears to be wide open. Even if Cowboy doesn't sign up for this trail ride, I can probably coax Earl to tag along to pack the heavy boards and convey his massive aura of luck via osmosis.

well i havent binked the powerball JUST YET
let me just say i'll put you on the top of the entourage list


Russ announces retirement. Career tailed away really badly & he (IMO) became super unlikeable but....really good career when you look from the helicopter view.

Not sure about HOF but guessing it's probable with a SB, a losing SB, Man of the Year & 10 pro bowls. Only 1 All Pro


by feel wrath m

Russ announces retirement. Career tailed away really badly & he (IMO) became super unlikeable but....really good career when you look from the helicopter view.

Not sure about HOF but guessing it's probable with a SB, a losing SB, Man of the Year & 10 pro bowls. Only 1 All Pro

If they let Kurt Warner in, then Russ deserves it, imo. Peak Russ was better.


Shedur has 1 pro bowl, it's become damn near meaningless

imo mr unlimited is on the fringe. win stats propped up by the legion of boom for several years (but they'll still vote him in)


by REDeYeS00 m

Shedur has 1 pro bowl, it's become damn near meaningless

imo mr unlimited is on the fringe. win stats propped up by the legion of boom for several years (but they'll still vote him in)

Shedeur Sanders Jersey Sales Highlights

Despite being drafted in the fifth round (144th overall) by the Cleveland Browns, Sanders' massive personal fan base turned him into a retail powerhouse:

Top 5 League-Wide: Official NFL Players Association (NFLPA) data ranked Sanders #5 in overall jersey sales across the entire NFL, placing him ahead of multi-time MVP superstars like Patrick Mahomes and Lamar Jackson.

The #1 Selling Rookie: He surpassed first-round quarterbacks like Cam Ward and Drake Maye, as well as his former college teammate Travis Hunter, to claim the top-selling rookie jersey in the league.

Team Leader: He easily took the #1 spot for the Cleveland Browns, standing as the only player from the team to crack the top 50 in league merchandise metrics.

Record-Breaking Earnings: Driven heavily by jersey sales, trading cards, and personal brand apparel, Sanders shattered Tom Brady's single-season licensing record by bringing in an unprecedented $17.7 million in group licensing income.

So guess I gotta go buy a new jersey?

Shedeur Sanders is officially changing his jersey number from No. 12 to No. 2 for the upcoming 2026 NFL season.The Cleveland Browns announced the change, confirming that the second-year quarterback is returning to the signature number he wore throughout high school and his college careers at Jackson State and Colorado.


Figured out what pre-game show I'm not watching.

Russell Wilson has signed a deal to join CBS Sports as a studio analyst on its flagship Sunday pregame show, The NFL Today.

To be fair, I rarely watch any pre or post game shows. Or any psycho babble rap ESPN type shows anyway.


Verse had a peculiar path to the NFL that deserves a closer look (Albany??) but he’s always produced, and he likely has less wear & tear than many turn 26 this fall guys. He’s certainly not Micah or Anderson but combined with the picksβ€”the Rams are way ahead of the curve regarding the only season that matters if you’re a contender is the upcoming oneβ€”he was the best the Browns were going to get for the likely peaked Garrett.


by CowboyCold m

So guess I gotta go buy a new jersey?

Duct tape over the 1 ftw!


Russ is an interesting HOF case.

One All Pro (2nd team), and agree that Pro Bowl count has become pretty meaningless in the modern game.

Solid peak but essentially zero MVP consideration at any point.

These are just my own rules but if you're missing MVP/DPOY accolades, I think you probably need >1.5 rings to get in if the bulk stats or longevity weren't there. I just made that up arbitrarily because if given the choice as to who goes into the HOF, I would vote Eli over Russ while still recognizing in a vacuum Russ was a better player. If a history book was written we'd read more about Eli than Russ and my preference is that HOF's should lean more towards historical relevance than towards pure stats (but being a stat beast should obviously get you in).


truly mind boggling extension for Christian Watson 4yrs 112m. No guarantee published by $30+m signing bonus so we can assume there's $50m ish.

his best statistical season was 2022 and had 41 catches for 611 yards & 7 touchdowns


So the Chicago Bears are moving to Hammond Indiana?


by CowboyCold m

So the Chicago Bears are moving to Hammond Indiana?

Seems like a big deal no?


99.9% chance they do not in fact leave Illionois



by g-bebe m

Russ is an interesting HOF case. One All Pro (2nd team), and agree that Pro Bowl count has become pretty meaningless in the modern game. Solid peak but essentially zero MVP consideration at any point. These are just my own rules but if you're missing MVP/DPOY accolades, I think you probably need >1.5 rings to get in if the bulk stats or longevity weren't there. I just made

Russ has exactly zero business in the HOF

For starters, eli is far more deserving and he’s at best MAYBE getting in

Rape is more deserving and he almost certainly isn’t getting in

Russ torpedoed a second ring single handedly and ruined what was left of his resume by the disaster he was since he left seattle

Kick rocks, dang3russ


If Russ makes that pass instead of INT he might get in


by StoppedRainingMen m

Russ has exactly zero business in the HOF

For starters, eli is far more deserving and he’s at best MAYBE getting in

Rape is more deserving and he almost certainly isn’t getting in

Russ torpedoed a second ring single handedly and ruined what was left of his resume by the disaster he was since he left seattle

Kick rocks, dang3russ

Spoiler
Show

They're all getting in


by StoppedRainingMen m

Russ has exactly zero business in the HOF

by housenuts m

If Russ makes that pass instead of INT he might get in

I agree with both.

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