** World Cup 2026 - USA, Canada, Mexico Thread **

And seems like former attackers always lean penalty and former defenders say no pen.

they're doing what fox wants, being clowns

yeah for sure. plus henry is biased bc arsenal. plus they want to be able to show their faces in london going forward. etc

So it's a good thing to have an elite striker. Got it.

HK9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh well :(

Congrats. Have fun taking this bunch to the Azteca.

It's ok Mexico will smash the coming home next round

So be it. Losing against CONCACAF is also more humiliating.

England is Sweden from ten years ago when it was Zlatan and a bunch of randoms

Mexico been waiting a few centuries for a ritual sacrifice like this one

This can unfortunately be pretty effective, though. Especially when your "one" guy is a striker.

We once reached the final with a keeper and ten randoms.

Best striker in the world. Better than Haaland for me.

Sure why not but you need a coach that doesn't smell his tofu flavored farts to pull this off

relax we're not german

:(

do not compare harry to that hog

The doctor's been struck off

oh well, better this way with them getting humiliated by mexico instead

Losing this would have been infinitely more humiliating than losing to an actually decent Mexico side in Mexico.

2-0 down at half time in the next game will be acceptable, for obvious reasons

yes what was that all about. check that ref's bank account

Ref like me had Congo, and we both should have cashed out at halftime

Well done though Harry

So, US fans are basically just free-rolling the July 5th match then? Either:

1. The 5th-match curse is alive and well, Mexico crash out of the WC, losing at the Azteca for the 1st time in 13 years, to an England team in thoroughly mediocre form, or;
2. England are sent home by LOLCONCACAF.

Not sure which I'm rooting for*, but I'm here for it.

(*joking, of course. Regardless of circumstance, Mexico losing is always the preferred result)