USA Goes to War Against Iran

USA Goes to War Against Iran

Time for a dedicated thread to the war.

How long will it last and what will be the probable outcome?

02 March 2026 at 06:37 PM
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by Land O Lakes

Like your boy Trump said, "My preference has always ​been to take Kharg Island. My preference would be that. I don't know that America has the stomach for it."

You want to send any of your loved ones to go and get slaughtered in an attempt to reopen a strait that was wide open back in February?

It's a cryin' shame we don't have a volunteer Army hired to break things and kill people.

Enlisting in the military ain't for everybody.

"Hey, kid, you want that free college education?? Wanna see the world? It's gonna cost ya!"

That said: The Iran War has always been dumb. Might make me rethink voting for Trump again in 2028.


by geezerchess

It's a cryin' shame we don't have a volunteer Army hired to break things and kill people.

Enlisting in the military ain't for everybody.

"Hey, kid, you want that free college education?? Wanna see the world? It's gonna cost ya!"

That said: The Iran War has always been dumb. Might make me rethink voting for Trump again in 2028.

if it makes you feel any better, I highly doubt the Dems run on ending the war if it continues until the next election season. and if it does end soon, I would bet the Dems run on criticizing capitulation or some such bs.


by mongidig

I suppose that’s one way to describe it. The way he described it is just reality. Europe is becoming the Walmart of Continents.

Another way to describe it is you are a ****ing idiot

Also a rapist


by Dunyain


And now no one cares what Europe thinks,

Excuse me
Apple bent the knee and put USB-C ports on their phones thanks to Europe


by 5 south

Excuse me
Apple bent the knee and put USB-C ports on their phones thanks to Europe

Every website I visit has a stupid useless cookie banner. This is because of the GDPR. Everyone hates this. That's power.


I reject all cookies and Apple,

but apples, I enjoy.


by Dunyain

the foreigners aren't assimilating culturally or politically and are the only ones having kids; so if the majority of the people living in Europe in a few generations are not demographically or culturally European, is Europe even a thing anymore?

growing up in European cultural space makes one more European

in the US, people love to say "when my grandfather came over from xyz ...". these would be the grandfathers.

I don't understand the pre-war American immigrant experience to be one of instant assimilation, either.

by mongidig

The way he described it is just reality.

here you're only saying that you share in his reality.

Europe is becoming the Walmart of Continents.

Because Walmart overspends on welfare? Because Europe has everything at competitive prices?


this being the Iran thread, though...

it's said that the US has seized the strait of hormuz and that we are now charging tolls for safe passage

last year we were raiding merchant vessels off of South America

what would be a good pirate name for this guy?


by Victor

if it makes you feel any better, I highly doubt the Dems run on ending the war if it continues until the next election season. and if it does end soon, I would bet the Dems run on criticizing capitulation or some such bs.

Sadly, you're probably right.


idk what the times of india is but it has a decadent and dystopian vibe. the gacha overlays underscore the over the top nature of the story.



Democratic ticket is looking strong in '28! Let's go Ashley!



Just on the Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei that you only ever hear from in written statements any reason why he hasn't shown his face if he is still alive - seems to me to not really fit a fascist leader to rule bunker style where there isn't a ground invasion of the city where you are holding up.


by pokerfan655

Democratic ticket is looking strong in '28! Let's go Ashley!

wrong thread


by bundy5

Just on the Iran Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei that you only ever hear from in written statements any reason why he hasn't shown his face if he is still alive - seems to me to not really fit a fascist leader to rule bunker style where there isn't a ground invasion of the city where you are holding up.

he literally just spoke to mitch mcconnell for twenty minutes


by Wearwolf

growing up in European cultural space makes one more Europeanin the US, people love to say "when my grandfather came over from xyz ...". these would be the grandfathers.I don't understand the pre-war American immigrant experience to be one of instant assimilation, either.here you're only saying that you share in his reality.Because Walmart overspends on welfare? Because Europ

Probably more so that quality of living in Europe seems to be dropping off a cliff. Plumbers in the US make more than doctors in Europe. On top of that, Europe seems to have completely missed the tech revolution. Good luck competing in the coming years with 0 top global companies.


Countries like Switzerland and the Netherlands are carrying Europe hard but they are small and owe a lot of their relative prosperity to that fact. It won’t last, especially given their rising issues that they try to ignore and suppress.

The stereotype used to be Eastern Europe was poor. Now it’s just Europe.


by StoppedRainingMen

Another way to describe it is you are a ****ing idiot

Also a rapist

Piss rapist still going at it.


Never been into piss porn but I can only imagine the people getting off on it revel in the humiliation and degradation of the female getting urinated on. Good stuff, very empowering for the women involved.


the war is about to get extremely intense and we are talking about piss porn


The bombing has Doyle so hard that he can't stop thinking of porn. If another grade school gets bombed, he'll bust his nut and solve his blueballs.


by amplify

wrong thread

Might be the right thread if she's gonna be the Secretary of [strike]State[/strike] War in the Harris Administration.


I think the US is making it look like they are preparing something big for the south. What they are actually gonna do is go in and get the uranium. Trump knows that this is his out to the war.


by Victor

the war is about to get extremely intense and we are talking about piss porn

Unfortunately, when perpetually angry no content piss boy enters the thread that’s what comes to mind.


by Land O Lakes

The bombing has Doyle so hard that he can't stop thinking of porn. If another grade school gets bombed, he'll bust his nut and solve his blueballs.

I haven’t read the news in a month but sure bud.


by mongidig

I think the US is making it look like they are preparing something big for the south. What they are actually gonna do is go in and get the uranium. Trump knows that this is his out to the war.

Let's say they magically take the uranium, and Iran continues to block the straight. Now what?

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