Las Vegas Poker Player Vlogs

Click bait from El Diesel today. No actual income numbers provided.

Only interesting number was poker playing $$$ was only 19.8% of his income for 2024.

Only watch the video if you want to see him pretend to play video poker while he films himself. He was afraid of security yelling at him for recording. What a buffoon.

The clownshow that is the Trooper,Pchild and Rice delivers lol!

Puntmaster asking on Twitter for the WSOP schedule is such a massive lol its unreal, do you have internet and a browser at home dude?

Like who is staking this monkey, i guess his much more successfull high stakes friends is throwing him some bullets?

Is the return on retirement accounts that is not available for current consumption and to be honest Rice may not live long enough to spend really income?

According to Rice himself he claims that he earns more money than he even needs playing breakeven poker at 1/2, so story checks out. Makes sense of course.

So 6 weeks of dealing at Orleans nets him 4x what he makes playing full time poker for the remainder of the year.

That alone tells us everything we need to know. I propose that next to "buffoon" in the dictionary there needs to be a photo of Rice with his smug **** eating grin.

Where are you getting 4x from?

I remember thinking he'd probably quit a few days in and then was pleasantly surprised he put in a ton of hours dealing with almost no days off. I hoped for his sake that would have woken him up to see what a joke this pro 1/2 nl nonsense is. Nothing wrong with it as a profitable hobby if that's your poker ceiling.

Yet 8 or 9 months later nothing has changed with him.

So basically he inadvertently admits he makes less than minimum wage playing poker and his time would be better suited dealing poker for income. Who could have seen all this coming?

Does any of El D's income come from selling blood, plasma, or sperm?

Rounding up to 20% of the income.

Since the equation of 100% of ELD's income is four times 20% plus the 20% equals 100%:

That doesn't take into account YouTube money, investment income, selling sperm, etc.

I am very surprised Rice let us know how low his poker playing income is.
Based on the 19.8% number,
I got Rice's 2024 poker playing income below $5K for the year.

Rice eludes to other sources of income, and there is a distinct possibility that he sells his blood.
Imagine some poor child inheriting Rice's DNA.
The kid is

He worked 46 days dealing. Let's give him max hours of 450. $30 an hour puts him at 13.5k gross. YouTube income approximately 5k. Selling body fluids 3k.

21.5 k from non poker income. So, if he earned a total of 26.5k last year that would put his 20% from poker income at a tad over 5k. That's sad from a self proclaimed poker pro.

This is such a brutal burn it should be a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

From maths. He earns less than 20% of his income from poker.

Destination Jackpot and HG Podcaster team up with a new Jacks or Better video poker strategy at Park MGM high limit room to earn tier points.

He mentioned in the video that his income streams were dealing poker, playing poker and YouTube. And lol at his YouTube income...

It is possible he makes income from random men who admire his body builder calves.

HG Podcaster reports on collaboration video with Geobreeze Travel that one can buy using the MGM credit card to buy Fan Duel, Draft Kings, and Game On cards at WAWA, Weis Supermarket, and Giant Supermarket. Then load on Fan Duel or Draft Kings and use Blackjack strategy to lose .5% to house edge. Then withdraw the funds and use it to pay off MGM credit card to earn 75,000 tier points after purchasing $37,500 at a grocery store.

This only works in Pennsylvania and New Jersey and does not work in Nevada or California since there are no online gambling available except in Pennsylvania and New Jersey. This would also not work if one is a Nomad since Draft Kings and Fan Duel require proof of address.

Oh man can you imagine some nice woman goes for sperm from a "law school graduate" and gives birth to Diesel's kid?

Today ELD reports as a Nomad from Vegas, New Mexico.

ELD has a hood on his head and sunglasses. Miserable viewers report fake comments against ELD. Some viewers state he does not care about production value and state ELD is homeless.

The Democratic Republic of the Congo of youtube comments. ELD reasons that the Congo is neither Democratic nor a Republic and the fake names indicate the opposite of what the commenter advances.

ELD puts the most effort and most energy into videos. ELD states he should be the highest rated poker vlogger.

ELD's critics are all lunatics.

ELD states poker rules cannot go by intent since a person who smiles could be intending to cheat.

ELD addresses the Red Rock Massacre. ELD smugly indicates this commenter makes multiple grammatical errors. The fact that a viewer named the Massacre indicates he watches every ELD video.

ELD states he is not a Poker Poser.

Horrifying!

The kid's life (and the mother's too) is rekt.

What i am asking myself, is it humanly possible to be this far out from reality in the real world without being seriously mentally ill?

I mean, you cant right? This isnt just autism, loads and loads of people in the world is on the spectrum in different scales, but isnt close to the trainwreck Rice is.

Two ladies in wigs post a vlog wherein they win $5000 from Green Valley Ranch in Blackjack and then try same at CET but are banned for raising and lowering their bets. Blackjack should be avoided by Nomads since it can spell the end of the Nomadic Method after a CET ban:

https://youtu.be/PipmiLvtiJQ?si=bHuWm-Ve...