A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
33 is a fold utg. The rake is atrocious in most live games which makes it smarter to play a tighter range.Your basically never ahead on the turn, usually not a fan of foldin
33 is a fold utg. The rake is atrocious in most live games which makes it smarter to play a tighter range.Your basically never ahead on the turn, usually not a fan of folding a set but you can probably fold it assuming it's your run of the mill live opponent
Since when is any pocket pair a fold 200bb deep? Sure I got rekt, there is a FD and Straight draws on board Dude doesnt ha
Most live players are NEVER shoving a draw there for 200 bb, it's not even in their game at all.
Idk WPNdonk I usually get it in decent here against some kind of combo draw.
The most important thing is that my backer saw the hand and just chuckled, he knew it was fine.
I get to keep my ****ing drivers license idk if i said that before
FFS If I ONLY HAD SMOKED ONE JOINT WHEN I HAD $4K AND WAS TILTED I WOULD NEVER BURN IT ALL ON BLACKJACK AND SHITTTTTTT
EDIT: YOOOO ZAMADHIIIII
Two incidents last year where I got caught by the police last year.
i got a royal flush sometime but can't remember when think it was PLO XD
slept after being awake for like 36+ hours, rn cooking in the £33 mini pacific rim special which I sattedlited in to 😃
tonight im going out partying with M, will be amazing. we will have a a pre party @ her place and I AM STOKED 😃
i got a royal flush sometime but can't remember when think it was PLO XD
slept after being awake for like 36+ hours, rn cooking in the £33 mini pacific rim special which I sattedlited in to 😃
tonight im going out partying with M, will be amazing. we will have a a pre party @ her place and I AM STOKED 😃
How's the $33 going?
Make sure you put on your best pair of crocodile shoes for the party.
This is not solver approved but I flattef 75ss in the small blind of 80bb and flopped trips against A5dd xD
Got rekt hard.
I will wear my best sneakers tonight for the party, which the pre party will be in 3 hours.
I am so restless Idk what to do for 2 hours (1 hour ride to her place).
Man its hilarious Idk I probably said it before but I will say it again I told M that I won like $4k and she was impressed LOL.
Now in ****ing BROKE and going to ask my parents for our/mine money back.
Man if I just didnt have that thing where I couldnt use any drugs for that weeks, of I just smoked One One One ONE JOINT I WOULD HAVE CALMDD THE **** DOWN AND NOT TILT MY ENTIRE IMPERIUM AWAY AND NOT BE IN SHAMBLES FFFFFFFFFFSSSSSS.
Anyhow, kthxbai for me.
It she doesn't love you at your worst she doesn't deserve you at your best.
Man you are such a brother god bless you and may all pots to all your way brother!
We cooking! Got $110 from dad which we got to dispose today for taxis and stuff.
M is lowkey rich so she pays for her own drinks so thats cool xD
Omw to her rn, wish me the best of luck guys including puntmeister.
Dusted of only $10 on PLO, its ok.
Got it in with NFD vs top set and he spiked a board pairing turn. Could have just called and evaluated turn, but Yeah thats PLO guys xD
Kthxbai
We all about them live sweats and here we are.
Officially pretty hardcore friend zoned.
Lying in Ms bed and she is on the other side.
I dont got my usual mojo going on, so Yeah I kind of ****ed it up good.
She is still not over her ex, sucks to be me eh.
Kthxbai
Feeling very blue.
Empty on the inside, dead on the inside.
Everything going to hell..
To hell with it.
Alone, broke and miserable.
Kthxbai.
women are the **** man, they not the rake...
becausee we took a cab to her place, and i got REKT.
ended up being a emotional tampon, which absolutely SUCKS.
kthxbai.
You got rekt because women are the rake. Once you bink your next huge score you can come party with me in Philippines at least they don't waste your time here like that (usually).
I think you are about 30 right? 30 and decent looking white foreigner you pretty much become an 8 here even if only a 5 or 6/10 at home. Plus most won't give a shit about your job and stuff like that. You are automatically considered wealthy.
Don't be an emotional tampon fuk that she is friend zoning you get the fuk outta there once it becomes clear she's wasting your time. You feel worse because you are losing your self respect by putting up with that.
You got rekt because women are the rake. Once you bink your next huge score you can come party with me in Philippines at least they don't waste your time here like that (usually). I think you are about 30 right 30 and decent looking white foreigner you pretty much become an 8 here even if only a 5 or 6/10 at home. Plus most won't give a **** about your job and stuff like that.
Ahh man it sucks, sucks oh so bad.
I am charming, good looking etc but I have lost my killer instinct.
Had my chance to kiss her earlier in the night when we had a pre party at her place but I messed up.
85% of our talking subjects is her ex, and I am just such a ****ing donk to accept it.
Hopefully you at least made a move? If she let's you in her bed I mean that's like getting it all in preflop with AA your chances are pretty damn good at that point.
Just pretend your playing poker (or managing your bankroll) lord knows you play aggressively enough there.
And if your fucking at least you'll get a break from hearing about her ex.
