SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

SMP Life is Being Drunk -Random Content thread

Politics has one and its fun, so I figured I'd start one here and see how it goes. Obv you should, but are not requried to be, drunk if you want to post here, and its a LC thread.

Zeno close I guess if for some reaosn this is grossly inappropriate but I think it should be fine.

29 June 2009 at 02:20 AM
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by BrianTheMick2 k

I'm definitely more emotional when drunk. My life is pretty acceptable to me nowadays which makes for a happy drunk.

A happy drunk reveals a happy person. Enjoy. Live long and prosper!


Expressing much more than the experience of amazement at the awesome wonder of it all is just taking a ride on an elevator in the Tower of Babel.

PairTheBoard


Ah you bastard. Just when i was at my last wits. I was reminded of who i am. i was ready to blow my brains out. I'm pretty sneaky or so it seems. Well, of course i ought to be. I am Brahman for crying out loud.

i knew it! I rooked me!


but i am not your lord and savior. you got to realise this sheet yourself



I look at a digital clock at some frequency, randomly. At some percentage of this time, the time happens to be particular.


Take your knowns and unknowns and known unknowns and unknown unknowns and meet me out back.


by Zeno k

A happy drunk reveals a happy person. Enjoy. Live long and prosper!

I can apparently still be lit on fire for the smallest of transgressions when drunk, so still work to do


by BrianTheMick2 k

I can apparently still be lit on fire for the smallest of transgressions when drunk, so still work to do

Someone spilt your pint?


by lastcardcharlie k

Someone spilt your pint?

My lord! Nothing nearly as bad as that. Girl I was flirting with (and had high hopes for bedding) voiced her political opinions. Small transgression, as I said.

I did end up (once I calmed down) dancing with a middle-aged Hispanic-American woman with a face tattoo. That was nice other than a couple of head wounds and the newfound knowledge that I am willing to dance.

I did not know that I dance.


I wish I could dance. And sing. I wish I could sing and dance.


by lastcardcharlie k

I wish I could dance. And sing. I wish I could sing and dance.

You can.


The country music accent does not correspond to any local southern accent. No one actually speaks with a country music accent. It's artificial. imo

PairTheBoard


Does Canada have country music?


I have an hypothesis that sheds light on the significant decline of the act of fellatio that occurs when heterosexual couples marry. It is based on the two assumptions - actual decline in random acts of BJ among married couples and 2) not the man's fault.

I consulted my old friend Chatgpt. It accused me of binary thinking. It also ratted on me for talking about sex.

Then I proceeded to apply logic as to why his accusation is wrong. Until he agreed and apologized. To ensure he was genuine and not humoring me, I then tried to knock down my own pints and he started to argue my argument in retaliation. Hilariously, it presumed it is womans fault in parentheses.

Furthermore, it knew i have no actual interest in anything discussed here. That it's mere intellectual excercise. Maintains it's not a snitch.


That i should get a life...


by PairTheBoard k

The country music accent does not correspond to any local southern accent. No one actually speaks with a country music accent. It's artificial. imo

PairTheBoard

The accent? You might be confusing accent with something else.


by MacOneDouble k

That i should get a life...

Nah, my friend. You should probably do something or other or nothing, but you've already got a life


by BrianTheMick2 k

The accent? You might be confusing accent with something else.

It is confusing.

https://www.quora.com/Isnt-modern-countr....

PairTheBoard




Looking out the window before dawn this morning I saw something that for the first time struck me as strange. I was seeing a blend of images. Some lit dimly from the outside and some lit brightly, reflected from the inside.

PairTheBoard


For what months do wall calendars make their boxes about 16.7% smaller?

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Months with 31 days with the first of the month on Saturday.

PairTheBoard


by PairTheBoard k

For what months do wall calendars make their boxes about 16.7% smaller?

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Months with 31 days with the first of the month on Saturday.

When was the last time this happened?

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July 2023

PairTheBoard


So why not if the 1st is a Friday, or if there's 30 days and the 1st is a Saturday?

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