Things that shouldn't piss you off, but do.
Feel free to add your own. I'll give two really quick.
1. This girl I'm friends with on facebook makes a post about how she is now pregnant. (She's 19 btw) obviously every random girl she is friends with on facebook felt the need to congratulate her on such an amazing accompolishment. That was midly annoying to sift through, but I understand it's a big deal and all...I just have a cold heart as of late lol.
Anyways about 2hrs later she makes a new post about being pregnant because the first wasn't enough. Awesome. Like 15 mins ago she makes ANOTHER post about it saying "Can't sleep, tummy hurts, hello prego life 😀😀"
It took every ounce of my energy not to type something extremely rude like, "we ****ing get it, your pregnant."
2. Me and my friend drive 30 mins to play beerpong with these chics we met randomly one night. 2 are definitely good looking....ones a chubbba wubba though. Ok lookin face but yeah....Anyways were all playing BP along with 2 other dudes that we didnt know would be there..( I guess I understand them wanting to have 2 of their guy friends there since we've never formally hungout, but whatever...) my friend randomly makes comments the whole time whenever the chubba wubba talks to me such as "that's all you" or "wheres your girl at" when she leaves the room.
Any clue why he feels the need to say things like that? He's always been considering kind of the **** blocking type amongst our ground of friends even if it's never negatively effected me. J/W if someone can get all psychological on me and tell me why he always does that.
Nobody gets that right, but isn't that like literally the only place where the verb case changes for the subjunctive in English? I can forgive people for ****ing it up.
what if it was were?
Guys at Super Bowl parties who laugh at the commercials
Tony Romo telling us how the players feel before the Super Bowl...
You mean letter box.
there's entire regions of the usa where they don't know what kitty corner means
Is "whole nuther" regional? I suspect it's a midwest thing but for people hearing it for the first time I can't imagine they would understand it.
players on opposite teams who trade jerseys at the end of a sporting event and get a picture
a few living humans were entertained by this times dialect quiz from a decade ago
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014...
hypothetical question 23 just for ye who go off on a tangent and forget to sign or co-sign on the dotted line just to find yourself another square angling to be the opposite of right while tying your own noose
Spoiler
The UK has dozens of different and recognisable accents as well as many separate and distinct dialects
I remember many years ago while at college, watching some morning chat show while hungover. There was a guy in the studio who was taking calls from viewers where we could accurately predict both where they originated from and where they lived to within 10 miles
I always get a kick out of hearing non-rhotic speakers pronounce "lawyer" or "drawer", esp with the next word leading with a vowel.
IRT UK accents the Beatles' was quite cool IMO. It seems Liverpool has moved on to non-rhotic, and the closest anybody speaks that way now is from N Ire (Rory McIlroy seems a decent example).
I always get a kick out of hearing non-rhotic speakers pronounce "lawyer" or "drawer", esp with the next word leading with a vowel.
IRT UK accents the Beatles' was quite cool IMO. It seems Liverpool has moved on to non-rhotic, and the closest anybody speaks that way now is from N Ire (Rory McIlroy seems a decent example).
Northern Irish and Scouse (Liverpool) are totally different.
Beatles accent was far less accentuated than current Scouse accent because fashion/trends were far more towards getting everyone to ‘Queen’s English’ than today.
Doesn't McIlroy sound more like Paul at 21 than a typical Liverpudlian today?
When take-out is waiting for me upon arrival.
When the first fall/winter day drops below 40 and you guys dress up with more winter gear than Hillary and Norgay had climbing Everest.
