"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread
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i have the cure to your problems
ELE
Retract what?
My claims were about being stronger than Rob, I said nothing about fighting.
Trying to save face by challenging me to a fight is a distraction.
If Rob really wanted to rebuke my claims about him being weak he should challenge me to see who can lift more, but he's not doing that is he? Presumably it's because I've stated what I can do and he knows he won't match those numbers.
my mistake, im sorry. I am not very hip to todays lingo and though what you said meant you wanted to fight. Your lifting numbers are fcuking high and I could never match them even at my peak fitness.
What type of fight we talking here?
Boxing, grappling, mma?
If anyone wants action against Rob lmk I'll wager up to my networth.
realistically this probably killed any small hope of this ever actually happening, u gotta ease into these things spyu this is like jamming all in and turning over your cards
my mistake, im sorry. I am not very hip to todays lingo and though what you said meant you wanted to fight. Your lifting numbers are fcuking high and I could never match them even at my peak fitness.
Thank you, I have worked hard at increasing my strength for the past 6 years, as when I first met you I was obviously not in good shape.
I don't post my numbers as a brag and I'm only competing with myself.
how is "i can powerbomb you" not to be considered a statement that you could beat him in a fight?
Maybe he meant an inverted power bomb
so sabr is a middle aged asian, at 225, of unknown height
rob is probably persian based on his name, safe to assume under 300 pounds by his talk and of unknown height
care to fill in any details - would be super helpful if you can include you reach length as that's a standard measurement in fight cards
when i hear powerbomb, i think of you picking him up and slamming down onto the ground in a very violent manner
is that not a fight challenge, or was rob supposed to be roofied first?
Sabr just constantly starts these petty fights then backs out and backtracks he’s been doing this for years
Literally you started it and now you're trying to gaslight people into thinking that I did.
Like I said, choke on a dick.
Garick
SABR, yes we can all see the trolling, but you are feeding the troll. Either play along or don't engage at all. Either is fine.
Fair enough, I put him on ignore.
Carry on.
SABR stop feeding for the first time in 2024
Perhaps we should kick in for a championship belt? If we can get the white belt relic from APD, maybe we could bedazzle it or something?
I sent the belt to Garlick.
Rob, if we ever see each other again I will show you how to do a powerbomb, and even a frankensteiner if you’d like. I also have a couple of Lucha moves in my bag. Get the tables ready.
My friend had/has a lot of back problems and got very into DDP’s yoga program. He went from barely working out ever to not missing a day in over 3 years. Considering the back issues, maybe it could be worth checking out.
Did your friend learn this move in class? This is far more advanced than certain violent threats recently made ITT. (Please turn your volume up)
Did your friend learn this move in class? This is far more advanced than certain violent threats recently made ITT. (Please turn your volume up)
Even though the RKO is pretty much a copy, I think it’s better than the diamond cutter because of how creative Orton is with it. That said, this particular DC was legit.
