"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

"The Pen:" Live NLHE Chat Thread

It's been about 9.5 years and 350K posts of epicness, but "It Lives, It Lives" can live no more. The OG LLSNL Chat Thre

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29 November 2019 at 06:28 PM
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I imagine I've told this story, but my only royal was in a tournament last year.

Had I been playing cash, I would've gotten a $13,400 high hand Monte Carlo.

Just to rub it in, made quad 8s the next level which would've netted me another several hundred.

Sigh.


by gobbledygeek k

Flopped it and shoved 500bb into a 4bb pot? 😀

Gsometimespolarizingworks,sometimesitdon'tG

Single raised pot big blind vs small blind
Check / check
Check / check
Tiny bet / fold

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by prairiebreeze k

Canadian health care is good and inexpensive, but it will never be fast.

You might be a favourite to piss them out by then.

Done well, cheap, fast...usually you only get to pick 2.


lol canada, how about you just sell a kidney and get something timely in USA#1


Never had a royal in 15K hours of live.

Only one I would have had, I folded on the flop and then it came runner runner. Flop was J43r and it was bet and raised before it got to me so I was never getting there.


by gobbledygeek k

Doctor's office just called me to book an appointment to follow up my kidney stone issues.

For November 19.

Of 2025.

Which I confirmed three times just to make sure ("like, 20 months from now?").

GmightaswellbookmyApril2029dentistappointmentwhileI'matit?G

Canada healthcare eh?


Played about 2500 hours live and have one royal - although it was plolol (much easier to get)


by AcePlayerDeluxe k

7 royals in live is stupid run good. I do not know, nor have heard of, a single person who has had 7 royals in Unlimited Texas Hold Them.

I've had 2 royals live. No idea how many hours.

Online I've had 7 this year alone. Proof online is rigged.


by Mr Spyutastic k

I've had 2 royals live. No idea how many hours.

Online I've had 7 this year alone. Proof online is rigged.

I miss seeing you run bad on Bros


rooting for jessica real hard


by feel wrath k

I miss seeing you run bad on Bros

Oh don't worry I been running bad.
Just not in Royals.


I lost to a royal one time - in a 2p2 play money tournament on stars. My quad 7s no good versus the royal of HWSNBN.


by rickroll k

rooting for jessica real hard

We’ve been having detailed discussions on this very subject in my main group chat.

There’s a mad look in her eye which…in conjunction with the fact she’s an elite athlete and as tough as all hell…means this would be an exciting but somewhat intimidating transaction.

(One I am all for, of course)


by BigSkip k

I lost to a royal one time - in a 2p2 play money tournament on stars. My quad 7s no good versus the royal of HWSNBN.

He manipulated the board and outplayed you is the real truth.


by rickroll k

rooting for jessica real hard

This course doesn’t have crocs. It’s almost cheating for her.




O ty it’s a pretty medal and it’s made out of gold


While we’re discussing the fairer sex, there is a sportily built young lady at the gym right now wearing not very much and she has the word ‘HARDER’ tattooed in the middle of her back.

I can’t think of any explanation other than that this is a direction to whoever is positioned at her rear during sexy time

Any other thoughts?


All middle back tattoos can be translated into “crazy”

So yeah don’t put your dick in crazy.

And if you do have too put a condom and use the fight club rule.

Or the gym rule, that it was a workout. A hard workout, that is, but why do you make things so hard on yourself


Prolly meant as "Less Limper"?

GFeely'sapproachingthatageG


by feel wrath k

While we’re discussing the fairer sex, there is a sportily built young lady at the gym right now wearing not very much and she has the word ‘HARDER’ tattooed in the middle of her back.

I can’t think of any explanation other than that this is a direction to whoever is positioned at her rear during sexy time

Any other thoughts?

Only one way to find out..


Maybe she's a fan of 1/4 of the daft punk song?


by rickroll k

she won another Gold overnight. Just reading about her and she's super schmart too. Australian high school results are presented on an index and she scored 99.1.


How bout them US Women’s Rugby and Soccer?!?! ‘Stralia who?


by feel wrath k

While we’re discussing the fairer sex, there is a sportily built young lady at the gym right now wearing not very much and she has the word ‘HARDER’ tattooed in the middle of her back.

I can’t think of any explanation other than that this is a direction to whoever is positioned at her rear during sexy time

Any other thoughts?

Does it read across or down the back?

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