Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
It's called punish
You're right he had one pair, I misread it. It's still not an "OMG LOOK UP THE DEFINITION OF VALUE IN THE DICTIONARY" type of bet to brag about. You didn't do anything special. It's a super standard bet and call.
You're definitely not standard calling on that flush and straight board with second pair. In fact I won't have ever bluff there with that size. It's just bad play to call down and hope. It's called guessing game that was result of me being leader in that hand all way. I made him make that call.
You're definitely not standard calling on that flush and straight board with second pair. In fact I won't have ever bluff there with that size. It's just bad play to call down and hope. It's called guessing game that was result of me being leader in that hand all way. I made him make that call.
Should've ended the sentence there.
You're definitely not standard calling on that flush and straight board with second pair. In fact I won't have ever bluff there with that size. It's just bad play to call down and hope. It's called guessing game that was result of me being leader in that hand all way. I made him make that call.
I think part of your problem is that you think people are playing micro cash like it's the wsop main event final table and every decision is life and death.
I just realized that micro cash IS your wsop main event final table.
You're definitely not standard calling on that flush and straight board with second pair. In fact I won't have ever bluff there with that size. It's just bad play to call down and hope. It's called guessing game that was result of me being leader in that hand all way. I made him make that call.
Sadly for me this is the post where I have to accept you suffer from mental illness. I say this with zero joy. Whilst enjoying this thread I've always hoped you were 'in' on it in some way. Kinda hoped you'd out yourself as doug polk or something having greatest troll of all time.
Alas, it's not to be. You literally make 1000x 'bluffs' worse each month than
the hypothetical one you refer to and that's why you lost 250k min (and rising) over 20 years yet cling to 1 single (standard) hand you win as if you're the messiah and control the poker world. I wish you health and happiness paisting. I shall not participate in this thread again.
Saddest part being. ..I believe there is a part of you that knows the truth. It's the part which ignores all the valid questions in this thread because they dont play into your delusion.
Good luck my friend. In everything. I truly mean it. Sadly unless you change in a matter of years (hopefully many years from now) the thread will end with your passing being announced and a life totally wasted. Good luck man. X
Good luck my friend. In everything. I truly mean it. Sadly unless you change in a matter of years (hopefully many years from now) the thread will end with your passing being announced and a life totally wasted. Good luck man. X
Nah, he is fighting the good fight and dedicted himself to punishing people who abuse the button and open too wide at 2nl. It's dirty work, but I guess someone has to do it.
I'm still not convinced he's not a Hastings gimmick account.
If you think from Eastyy's perspective what hands he can expect from me that are bluffs with that sizing? There is absolute zero hands he can win because he won't even beat king. Let's say I'm bluffing on board with flush and straight possible. The only hand I want to total bluff away is Eastyy's king. Would I bet that sizing? Definitely not.
How hard you try to make Eastyy's play good it's just teribad. He lose lose that call 100%, I bet there value 100% and I bluff there 0%. Sometimes poker is simple. You do 100% or you do 0% always without any gto **** talking: "Sometimes this sometimes that, I think I roll this time, umm umm maybe maybe". No you don't. You do 100% or do 0% everytime everyday in this same spot.
paisting are you in pension because of invalidity? It sounds if you had schizophrenia or something similiar like this.
If you think from Eastyy's perspective what hands he can expect from me that are bluffs with that sizing? There is absolute zero hands he can win because he won't even beat king. Let's say I'm bluffing on board with flush and straight possible. The only hand I want to total bluff away is Eastyy's king. Would I bet that sizing? Definitely not.
How hard you try to make Eastyy's play good it's just teribad. He lose lose that call 100%, I bet there value 100% and I bluff there 0%. Sometimes poker is
What about 53o, 65o and all that crap that you almost always open or shove? You're bluffing all those. Easiest call in the universe from Easty.
What about 53o, 65o and all that crap that you almost always open or shove? You're bluffing all those. Easiest call in the universe from Easty.
If I bet those, I got call 100% of time on that board. Easty has only hits on that board. My only bluff is massive all in if I want king to fold. And that is the only scenario. With that sizing 100% value in every spot.
Paistings, When you stream?
If I bet those, I got call 100% of time on that board. Easty has only hits on that board. My only bluff is massive all in if I want king to fold. And that is the only scenario. With that sizing 100% value in every spot.
This is the kind of range construction that won the cash game world championships. I wonder if Paisting was coaching Prodigy?
My friend listen to me I dont know what you are doing please stop playing cant you see its making you more unhappy every day, there is no point in proving anything to anyone because even if you did you would still be the loser of the story wasting so many years. Seriously do something else is there really nothing in your life worth fighting for more than proving whatever it is you are trying to prove?
Sincerely
Barrister J. Barosa
paisting are you in pension because of invalidity? It sounds if you had schizophrenia or something similiar like this.
I have a friend with Paranoid Schizophrenia and he sounds a lot like Paisting.
Paisting claimed in his previous blog on a Finnish site that he lost his job, family and friends to poker and will never stop playing until he gets everything back. He’s on a loop he will probably never get out of. It doesn’t matter how many people here try to help and reason him because the voices in his head will always overrun everything else.
Poker might actually be the one thing that keeps the voices out, for my friend it’s watching sports. He can’t watch other TV because the characters will start to talk to him evil things.
Just a guess tho
Paisting plays a hand well and the thread goes WILD.
Paisting claimed in his previous blog on a Finnish site that he lost his job, family and friends to poker and will never stop playing until he gets everything back.
Which is a physical impossibility given the stakes he plays and a finite lifetime, even if he magically turned into a winning player overnight. Sad.
I have a friend who's a degenerate sports gambler and we always joke that his tombstone will read "I just need to get back to even". Even he realizes that it's not possible.
Summary of thread
Losing $4.69 every 100 hands probably doesn't even hurt that much in the immediate term so it makes it easier for him to keep going
