Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

That graph is somewhere in this topic. Can't remember it's years ago.

Paisting, are you by chance related to Johnmir?

Nope. Never even heard about.

I think this thread is just one huge pysop to achieve an insane winrate of 134bb/100. Paisting is literally CRUSHIGN it in my database. PROOF:

Yeah I beat the regulars on those games very well. They bet small and I bet big and take their money. 200-300 dollars to suckouts agains biggesf whales is just something you can’t beat with playing legal.

Relapse.

65 hands huge sample

He meant regs as a whole. Not just in that little sample.

If regs did a better job bum hunting he'd be crushing! Unfortunately he plays against a lot of whales who barely know the rules of the game, thus gets absolutely destroyed.

The better players shake in their boots when Paisting joins the game. It's the regs fault he's not a winning player (because they're not bum hunting well enough).

I get invalidity pension. Or called dissability pension. I have 800 euros to gamble every each month but i play higher stakes and lose it too.
I admit i am not better than pasting. I think he is better than me because he plays strictly micros. congrats.

You congrats as well on living such a fulfilling life 😉

What can i do? I would earn the same amounth with my education(high school called gymnasium in austria) would i be working full time.
Know i have the time of the world and spend my time with gambling, gambling videos etc. etc. everything is about poker x) no women x)
just a loosers live like pasting X) just playing higher .. 50 cent 1 euros and 1 2 euros, playing with 4 buy ins every month i buy in short 50 bb so 8 buy ins every month
sometimes i ran well and we have 2 weeks of gambling. most of the time i lose everything in 3 days

Bye the way i work in a disability job and earn there some money. I get around 2k every month from disability and disability job 3,5 h every day.
I think i earn really good. Austria has just a great social system. I have around the same amounth paistings have per month to gamble. Thats exactly 800 euros.

At least you have more free time than Paisting by playing higher.

April is over and the second time in history a winning month! I took nearly $90 off the whales. And all this when still losing $200 to brutal suckouts.

Whales were betting small and I bet big and that's where the biggest profits came from. The GTO cosplayers got a taste of what it's like to face someone who actually can smell weakness from bet sizing. I walked all over them. In many spots I got to destroy multiple players with quick moves right after they tanked forever on their own decisions. Bet shove, check shove, bet check shove and I saw many instant sitouts after taking their money.

$200 went against to massive suckouts. 32x 65-95% suckouts.

4x 90%+ equity
9x 80-90% equity
8x 70-80% equity
11x 65-70% equity

But now it's time for some tenderloin with these winnings. Let's see what comes up during this new month.

Nice one, two good months in a row, now lets go for the hat-trick.

what exactly do you mean by this? you ran $165 OVER EV, meaning you ran like a god. when you have below 50% AIEV you don't count it as a suckout? why not?

Paisting thats 2 good months in a row now (comparatively compared to many previous months). Any thoughts on what has changed? You point out you are still getting "suckouts" so what are you doing different would u say?

Many years ago i was a heroin addict. It was a horrible drug. It was clearly killing me. My body was destroyed and yet, due to being an addict, i told myself that it was fun, a rock n roll lifestyle, i was basically keith richards in the 60s era (yes really! - i cringe at myself typing that now!)'. Most of all i ignored everything anyone ever told me and even mocked them when they told me what in reality i knew was true and tried to say they were just too scared to live my own chosen way. I did all of this because i was scared of losing what i was dependent upon. I was scared of life. All addicts are the same irrelevant of the drug of choice. Hence Paisting and his world now and why he will never ever answer your very valid question because to answer it to you, he must answer it to himself.

Did you look that 32 suckouts? It's 200 dollars losing with absolute best of the best hands. If you think that I lose so much with the best, isn't it really big achievement to make profit after all? I think it is and most of that profit comes from players you think are regulars or guys who try to bumhunt. They got totally destroyed by me last month.

Remember it's 20 buy ins that I lost again to suckouts. Remember those guys who says here that they win 10 buy ins and think they beat level and moves up. And then starting to sell coaching hours. If they play even that 20k hands they are totally destroyed on nl2. They are losers on those stakes where I'm playing.

Congrats, running pretty hot but well done nevertheless. On which site are you playing, Paisting?

must be nice to always run above ev... One of the luckiest players out there for sure

Erm Paisting if you had £200 "suckouts" then using your theory, as you ended up £165 ABOVE ev that means you caused £365 "suckouts" to the opponents. Are we conveniently ignoring this?

Of course, they were all genius plays by our friend. He has the whales running scared now he is in full punish mode.

Good month, congrats. Keep it going this way!