A raging fish on a heater
Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w
Cash out like half it it, and get a mental game and regular coach ASAP.
Start crushing mid stakes.
Your government will pay for the mental game coach you actually need right now, no need to wait until you bink
You "modeled" in front of a bunch of dudes at a night club, all for equal or lower amounts.
Is this where the "g4p" thing came from? I just thought pileup had a weird obsession with it for some reason lol
The probability of that is so close to 0, it's effectively 0.
You don't study, and you're starting off at a very low skill level. You have no bankroll, don't save, and will fire at everything you possibly can, and spend money like crazy, so any time you start to run something up, you almost instantly go back down to 0. For you to turn it around, you'll essentially have to hit a 1%, then a 1%, then a 1%, then another 1%. And then after that, you'll have to not spew, degen, loan money, or overspend, which is also unrealistic.
But of course you don't care about any of that, because you don't really mean what you say, you just say random nonsense to deflect from reality. Soooooo who are you borrowing from today?
The probability of that is so close to 0, it's effectively 0. You don't study, and you're starting off at a very low skill level. You have no bankroll, don't save, and will fire at everything you possibly can, and spend money like crazy, so any time you start to run something up, you almost instantly go back down to 0. For you to turn it around, you'll essentially have to hi
Im borrowing from my childhood friend K, when he answers - lol.
Wrote 2 him on Snapchat.
Got $75, torched it all F M L.
And I just got really bad ****ing news, thought I was gonna receive $1500 in sick pay but I am not receiving a single ****ing penny.
Now I owe my backers $600 and got no ****ing way to pay back, i promised them end of this month and like a week delay but I am colosally ****EDDDDDDDDDDDD
Got $75, torched it all F M L.
And I just got really bad ****ing news, thought I was gonna receive $1500 in sick pay but I am not receiving a single ****ing penny.
Now I owe my backers $600 and got no ****ing way to pay back, i promised them end of this month and like a week delay but I am colosally ****EDDDDDDDDDDDD
Just a temporary setback, keep your head up!
Maybe time to look for a sugar mommy? It might not be pleasant but it beats gay4pay or getting your legs broken right?
Good idea but a little risky cause I think he said he's on probation
Playing MTTs are a crapshoot. Ya can't expect to win playing 4-5 MTTs a day 5 days a week especially playing satties as well. Read another thread with a guy making 100k a year from online mtts he's playing 40 mtts a day. There's some guys who won 100k won year and nothing the next from online mtts with the same volume. It's high variance.
Live mtts playing for a living your probably drawing dead unless you run super well. I'm not going to say his name again cause op had a bad dream about this character stealing his ex girlfriend but he was millions in debt from playing live mtts just cause of all the travel and expenses and mtts buy-ins. he was number 1 on the hendon mob or still is.
If you like PLO op you should focus on playing PLO cash. If you can deposit $100 a week within a year you will have $5000 playing 50PLO or 100PLO. Keep in mind that game is more swingy than NLH and requires a bigger bankroll. I imagine your not a nit so you probably need a bigger bankroll than a nit.
Doing what your doing now isn't going to work and is -ev. For it to work you need to put in big volume probably 150+ MTTs a week to be making thousands a year potentially. You will also have to work on your game and keep up with the other guys who are working on their game to beat them.
forget that post its rubbish. Bink a 10k score bro from a loan into a satty bink target MTT bink bro and go raving and get a hot gf. gym daily and do laundry. Play like a crow.
forget that post its rubbish. Bink a 10k score bro from a loan into a satty bink target MTT bink bro and go raving and get a hot gf. gym daily and do laundry. Play like a crow.
This is my plan and I will follow it religiously.
I went raving 2night, got absolutely DITCHEDDDDDDDFD by M lmfaooooo.
Her ex boyfriend called her and she took him back lmao, so atleast I was with my male friend C so we continued partying.
But then I ****ing meet MY ex girlfriend Josy se can call here, and first we didnt greet at all both were dancing in the front.
Then she was up the speaker and looked tired, so I was like you ok?
Then we hugged.
Then we started talking.
Then Yeah we just talked about everything.
Whatever, we took a walk to the subway station which was a long walk and Yeah we were just chill.
Whatever.
**** M, im never ever beeing a emotional tampon.
Oh and btw, ran up like $12 to $125 and then down to $90.
Rn trying to sleep xD no more PLO for tonight, I will save it all for Sunday.
Fuck M, don't talk to her again unless she's giving you loans or head
ran up like $12 to $125
That's what we like to hear about. Good Job!
You shouldn't use poker to pay for your bills. Have a job/business for that. If your in debt don't use poker to pay back the debts. Play poker to build a roll but don't withdraw it to buy goods and services. You should gain more work and stop borrowing and still play poker. If you win 100k you should be playing 1k mtts not taking the money to go party with. use money from your job to party.
If your serious about increasing your bills you should be working a lot of hours. Avoid debt.
Just buy a piece of my action bro and then work on finding a job. I would never try to live off poker unless I had like $150k and like $40k in stock. Anyways best of luck cheering for you
Chilling outside the rave rn, lol.
No mode, a bit tired.
Went to the toilet and played some 25NL PLO zoom. Ran up $12.50 to Idk $30?
Now im hungry and dont got any money on my account to buy something, lol.
Kthxbai guys
Met Josy again, we went from the rave arena to the subway station again...
Felt ok, Idk I dont really still love her in that way but I defo like her as a friend.
Then I proceeded to dust of my final $20.
Got $11 today as well, played a satty to the $215 2nd main event - got rektttt losing a flip AJ < 55. RIP.
Rn waiting for two answers, will probably be rejected by both.
Man I wish I didnt punt away those $90-$100 away I had yesterday....
RIP, lol, XD - kthxbai.
no im not bipolar, its my own money i regard.
some random stranger idgaf honestly :P
True, but its more tilting that I lost a small self made roll.
Im out of luck is -$20 on my account, I need help lol.
Oh vielleicht vielleicht.
Kthxbai
e-mailed Josy, hoping for an answer.
we lowkey cooking, almost.
satted into he $55 NLHE 6max turbo final mystery $150k gtd.
q8hh in the bb we at 170.2 bb, utg opens 3x we gonna flat in the bb if nothing weird happens. i will only do 3 hands from this hand on.
btn calls, we calls. 553cc flop, we will not continue further with his hand.
co 2.7xes, we have a2o in the sb and fold... btn goes 9bb - co goes 24bb..... btn folds... - noted.
53cc on the btn, lets see a flop shall we? we 2.1x. sb calls, j66dd flop we go 2.5bb....... sb in the tank he calls 9h turn we give up... 8d river hmmm.... scheisse should have bet he had 33... had no good blockers so i gave up.
this is fun and holds me accountable so i will continue until i double or bust xD
84o utg+1, easy fold xD
a4o in the BB.... btn goes 2.2x we flat.
275hh villain bets big we peel, villain bets big on the TC we fold.
j3o in the sb, we limparoooooooo 396 flop we bet 1.5bb. villain folds - I AM THE ****ING MAN XD
j6o on the btn, fold.
a8o in the co, we go 2.21x..... we get 3! to 6.5bb by brazilian dude, we fold. oh btw we 6 handed that's why action goes around so fast.
we fold 73cc utg+1....
then we folded t3o in the bb....
82o in the sb we fold.
98o on the btn we go for a 2.21x...... at9dd flop we check, th turn we go 2.5bb..... 8s river we check villain had ato :O we rekt xD
86.5bb we have now. folding j2o in the co.
a4ss utg+1, we get a call from co, we c-bet k39rainbow villain calls 6c turn checks thru kc river we check fold....¨
q7ss utg, we go for a 2.21x.. we get 3! to 7bb we gonna see a flop we 80bb deep k33dd whatever villain bets 3bb we gonna float and do something funny ott.. 9d d turn we check raise....
lmao get jammed on we fold :(
51bb left in the bb 98o we have.... half starting stack xD sb goes 5bb there goes a fish tag for him, we fold.
32o in the sb, where are all the good cards at? AA KK QQ PLZ XD
we limparoo, hope BB allows it yes he does. a5j rainbow we c-bet 1.5bb 2d turn we bet again he raises big we out of this hand T_T
32o again on the ****ing btn.
PUT ON VIELLICHT VIELLICHT ON SPOTIFY, NOW WE GONNA SUNRUN AND RUN PUUUUUREEEE!!!!!
BLINDS GOES UP 37.5BB WE HAVE... A5O IN UTG+1 WE FOLDDDDDDDD
FROM ON NOW ONLY CAPS XD
a6ss in the big blind, hooray.. fgucking hell i i can't catch up with he action, the essential thing is i got rekt rrekt rektttt...
75hh in the sb utg opens and utg+1 3b we out of this ****.
we are 1574 out of 1597, so we basicly dead last..... even if we double we only have starting stack :(
sweating my hand, put a thing over so i only see ACE FIRST AND THEN 4S XD we open the btn if allowed tooo.... which we are not.. co opens we fold....
1619 out of 1639 we are and receive 84dd... fold...
75o utg+1, ik this is a short sample but could i please receive at least one decent hand b4 busting???
**** ITS BREAK I HATE ****ING BREAKS KTHXBAI FOR NOW...
