A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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by pokerstudent#5004

How do you find all these backers bro lol you have a new backer every day of the week it seems props though bro this time run that **** up …seems like you switched to nlhe

they from the club i used to work for, i got some street cred.

we COOKING rn 215.8bb and 1/87 in the night fight $55.
.
which unironically was my final dollars i had.
so far won $90 ish bucks in bounties which I will ear mark for the sunday grind.

we cooking guys!

kthxbai.


4th in the $55 nightly for roughly $900.
A bit dissapointed but thats ok, had a lot of luck making it that far!

We on the GRIND AGAIN!!!!
CAME BACK FROM LITERALLY 0.00$$$

KTHXBAI


by ChanY

got a new backer that has infinite more respect for me, good stuff.

Did they say what specifically they respected about you?
Is the "50/50" deal meaning you have long term makeup and split any overall profits, or that they loan you money that you have to pay back like the last guy did?
Does this guy only let you play (with borrowed money) if you're on his table, like the last guy?
As we all learned from high school math, zero times infinity is indeterminate. Are you saying that you don't know how much respect the new backer has for you? You should find all. On those mean Scandinavian streets, it's all about your respect.


Very entertaining thread, GL


by Rolled High, Bro

Did they say what specifically they respected about you? Is the "50/50" deal meaning you have long term makeup and split any overall profits, or that they loan you money that you have to pay back like the last guy did?Does this guy only let you play (with borrowed money) if you're on his table, like the last guy?As we all learned from high school math, zero times infinity is i

my backer is/was tight but he recently bought a house so he was a bit more need of cash.
this new backer is the brush so he is also tight on cash.

yeah man, check my fitness journal to see how i look i usually am pretty respected.

by HannesB

Very entertaining thread, GL

danke schön Hannes, thats one of my purposes 😃

roll at $800 sharp, took out some to pay back my friend N that borrowed me $40.

asked both my old and new backer if they needed the money back (owe them combined of $350) and both said its fine keep he money.

SO LETS ****ING GO ALL THE WAY TO $10K SHALL WE???


by ChanY

my backer is/was tight but he recently bought a house so he was a bit more need of cash.this new backer is the brush so he is also tight on cash.yeah man, check my fitness journal to see how i look i usually am pretty respected.danke schön Hannes, thats one of my purposes 😃roll at $800 sharp, took out some to pay back my friend N that borrowed me $40.asked both my old and new

Is the "50/50" deal meaning you have long term makeup and split any overall profits, or that they loan you money that you have to pay back like the last guy did?
Does this guy only let you play (with borrowed money) if you're on his table, like the last guy?


by Rolled High, Bro

Is the "50/50" deal meaning you have long term makeup and split any overall profits, or that they loan you money that you have to pay back like the last guy did?
Does this guy only let you play (with borrowed money) if you're on his table, like the last guy?

Do you honestly think these deals are that well thought out and understood ahead of time?


by ChanY

my backer is/was tight but he recently bought a house so he was a bit more need of cash.this new backer is the brush so he is also tight on cash.yeah man, check my fitness journal to see how i look i usually am pretty respected.danke schön Hannes, thats one of my purposes 😃roll at $800 sharp, took out some to pay back my friend N that borrowed me $40.asked both my old and new

Put that $800 on a ML that is -200 and boost your bankroll 50%. Trust. With with $400 extra grind 10NL 4 tables and play very very tight 9 handed for 1 week straight, and don't change stakes no matter how much tilt you're on. You'll turn $800 to $1,600 that way. Trust. After doing that find a job close by your home that will let you wash dishes or something simple like 10-20 hours per week, and add that $ to your roll as you continue grinding low stakes games.


by pokerstudent#5004

Put that $800 on a ML that is -200 and boost your bankroll 50%. Trust. With with $400 extra grind 10NL 4 tables and play very very tight 9 handed for 1 week straight, and don't change stakes no matter how much tilt you're on. You'll turn $800 to $1,600 that way. Trust. After doing that find a job close by your home that will let you wash dishes or something simple like 10-20



by JustASpectator

Do you honestly think these deals are that well thought out and understood ahead of time?

Yes, I think that people discuss terms of backing/staking/loaning deals and don't just throw money at people and say "whatever you want"

I also think it's VERY telling that he's never answered these specific questions


by Rolled High, Bro

Yes, I think that people discuss terms of backing/staking/loaning deals and don't just throw money at people and say "whatever you want"

I also think it's VERY telling that he's never answered these specific questions

In the vast majority of cases, I agree with you. In this case, who tf knows what goes on in those conversations.


by Rolled High, Bro

Yes, I think that people discuss terms of backing/staking/loaning deals and don't just throw money at people and say "whatever you want"

I also think it's VERY telling that he's never answered these specific questions

He’s got street cred though…so I guess that explains the mystery LOL


Just hooked up with a chick😎
I still got game😎

Kthxbai


down to $100, lmfao.
borrowed out like $100.
idk what the **** is going on man.

kthxbai


busto.

however i want you to know.

its not a real game (:


parents gone for a month. what you going to do now that you’re broke? how you going to eat? This blog is possibly more tragic than 6betme or Paisting prob even worse than pokernoob lmao.


by OlaPistola7

parents gone for a month. what you going to do now that you’re broke? how you going to eat? This blog is possibly more tragic than 6betme or Paisting prob even worse than pokernoob lmao.

getting funds 2 eat.

got a $28 loan, grinding rn.
tilted asf stone bubbled 3 sats..


If you ever feel bad about your own life, make sure to check in on this thread - it could be so much worse.


He's close with his folks and has many friends who would happily give him the shirt off their back, has a part-time job and lots a free time. Sure, not doing poker the way most of us do it and probably has a gambling addiction that will probably cause him and those close to him lots of pain in the future. Personally hope he faces up to it at some point and tackles it head-on. But compared to the bulk of the world's population, he's living a great life.


How old is op?


by ChanY

getting funds 2 eat.

"No, sorry, my son can't come on this vacation to visit our family because he had to stay back. No, not to work. Oh, he's texting me now...no, not to say hello, to ask for money to eat. No, no, we can't give him a set amount up front to last him for the month because he'll throw that away gambling. Oh, your son is a doctor, that sounds nice"


by CreedBratton

If you ever feel bad about your own life, make sure to check in on this thread - it could be so much worse.

Why do you like your own posts?


by amatola

He's close with his folks and has many friends who would happily give him the shirt off their back, has a part-time job and lots a free time. Sure, not doing poker the way most of us do it and probably has a gambling addiction that will probably cause him and those close to him lots of pain in the future. Personally hope he faces up to it at some point and tackles it head-on. B

See this dude has such a ****ing valid point.
This is so ****ing true.

Man I am cooked - lol.

Got $25 to eat for, torched alles.

Like the fridge is full, they left it full for me but Yeah Idk what to do 2day.

Asked one of my friends for the $100 and he scolded me for torching all my money - lol.


by Pileupthecoins

How old is op?

30 this year!


by Rolled High, Bro
by ChanY

getting funds 2 eat.

"No, sorry, my son can't come on this vacation to visit our family because he had to stay back. No, not to work. Oh, he's texting me now...no, not to say hello, to ask for money to eat. No, no, we can't give him a set amount up front to last him for the month because he'll throw that away gambling. Oh, your son is a doctor, that sounds nice"

🤣

He's got game and street cred though.

He is a teacher so they can sugar coat it pretty easily without out right lying if they so choose....

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