Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I start this with some pictures:

nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV

nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4)

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18 March 2019 at 01:30 PM
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by janitis

None what You have requested have any sense. I provides same numbers as You did (times lost / EV%) . So STFU , luckbox!To prove my point, I checked how many times I have won, when opponent is favoriteI have won3 time with <5% equity.9 5-10%,45 10-20%,38 20-30,28 30-35. As You can clearly see I'm in big "deficit", so You don't have to see my graphs to know how UNLUCKY player I a

That's a lie so long you show exact graphs and hands like I do. Zero people have shown anything like that in almost 20 years.

And if you keep this up without any evidence you will be banned from this topic.


Paisting, do you believe that there are poker variants with more variance than 6m NLHE? Do you run worse than those who play deep stacked HU 5 card PLO too?


by Paisting

At this point zero people on earth has shown that much losings with best hand that I do.

Because nobody complains as much as you do. Just because you're the only one posting your sob stories doesn't mean other people don't run bad.

Other people post graphs and beats too - you just refuse to acknowledge that because you're so attached to your own dumb narrative.


by Paisting

That's a lie so long you show exact graphs and hands like I do.

But you don't show all your hands. You only post cherry-picked suckouts.


by Paisting

That's a lie so long you show exact graphs and hands like I do.

I provided same type of chart based of same type of data, that You did. So You are saying that Your "suckout" chart and Your statement that You are unluckiest player is a lie ? WHAT A ****ING SURPRISE TO NO ONE!! 😃

p.s. But anyway, thank You for playing poker and keeping dream alive for many many players. Don't give up! Look at the bright side, You are helping beginners to move up the stakes big time!


by Paisting

That's a lie so long you show exact graphs and hands like I do. Zero people have shown anything like that in almost 20 years.

Show last months graph with ev-line


391 pages and 6 years and paisting has never posted a hand where he gets to the river with chips behind, i wander if he's even played one.

In fact 0 has changed, still refusing to accept bad beats happen to everyone or share any hand of any meaning. The first two pages read exactly like the final 2.


by Paisting

Don’t talk bullshit. Show graph and show hands from that month.

At this point zero people on earth has shown that much losings with best hand that I do.

You really belief that bullshit you are writing?


by herbalerv

391 pages and 6 years and paisting has never posted a hand where he gets to the river with chips behind, i wander if he's even played one.

Paisting is terrified of suckouts, so whenever he hits the flop or turn, he immediately shoves. This is why he wins so little even when he gets an upswing, because he forces all the weaker hands to fold.


by Charis123

Paisting is terrified of suckouts, so whenever he hits the flop or turn, he immediately shoves. This is why he wins so little even when he gets an upswing, because he forces all the weaker hands to fold.

Truth.

If someone tried to explain to him how to induce a post flop bluff he'd have an aneurysm.


Paisting - I'll immediately transfer $50 to your poker account if you post the July graph with the yellow EV line, and the yellow EV line is above the green line. If you don't post it, everyone will know you're lying and that you were extremely lucky again in July.


Paisiting if you emailed every site you ever played on and asked them how much you've deposited lifetime, then subtract whatever you withdrew on those two profitable months, it would tell you how much you've lost in your entire life to poker - since you've lost nearly every cent you've ever deposited.

Please do this and tell us the results.


by Snowstorm

then subtract whatever you withdrew

You lost me at this part...


Still waiting for the graph you lucky bastard


by j2bad

Paisting - I'll immediately transfer $50 to your poker account if you post the July graph with the yellow EV line, and the yellow EV line is above the green line. If you don't post it, everyone will know you're lying and that you were extremely lucky again in July.

this is quite the offer paisting, im sure you will take it right??
with all your suckouts against you this must be free $50?


by j2bad

Paisting - I'll immediately transfer $50 to your poker account if you post the July graph with the yellow EV line, and the yellow EV line is above the green line. If you don't post it, everyone will know you're lying and that you were extremely lucky again in July.

How can he turn this offer down?


Now everyone knows you are a lucky liar!


by reloadonsashagray

Think the best part is being 82 stacks below ev at 2nl...which is what $164?but let's not worry about the other $8600 odd😃 curse da variance!

Crazy how this quote is from 6 years ago and literally not a thing has changed


This thread started 6 years ago and not anything has changed really


Hey Paisting, I have an additional offer for free money. I'll send you an additional $100 if you post your poker graph for the past 16 years. I bet your EV line is well below the green line here too, and you're one of the luckiest poker players on this forum. No one plays nearly as badly as you and is as lucky.


Paisting!!! thats $150 free money just to show you run under ev.... How fortunate is it now that you get so many bad beats each month 😉


With all the bashing I came here to step in to put in a word for Paisting.
I played 300 hands against him and I am down about 200 big blinds.
His oversize bets on the turn are putting immense pressure, I don't even know how to play against it.
I legitimately think he is one of the strongest players I met if he can get his emotions more in check.
Just out of fear to be matched against him I could not continue playing on 888 and now switched to other softer sites.



by Topologist

With all the bashing I came here to step in to put in a word for Paisting.I played 300 hands against him and I am down about 200 big blinds.His oversize bets on the turn are putting immense pressure, I don't even know how to play against it.I legitimately think he is one of the strongest players I met if he can get his emotions more in check.Just out of fear to be matched again

You are right - Paisting is one of the strongest players- that‘s why he is winning every month…


Theory and practice are different thinks!
And the tilt...
perhaps perhaps perhaps...


In theory its a good idea to shove any two and play a 51/44/26.3 style in 6max???

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