Mini-Walrus
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Mini-Walrus

I don't know who invented Walrus. IBD gave it CPR recently.

Feed me good music to win.

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1) A song that I've for

23 November 2025 at 10:38 PM
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In 6th place (4 points):

I listened to some electronic stuff in my youth, not as much anymore. Wanted to like this more than I did. Can't say that I wasn't mostly bored by this.

Expand my horizons: 7/10
Quality of song: 5/10

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Xander submits Boards of Canada - ROYGBIV


In 5th place (5 points):

This is very similar to stuff I listen to, but it's in Mandarin. I won't say that makes a massive difference, but it certainly does matter. I love listening to stuff in other languages, and Mandarin is something you rarely hear.

Like the song quite a bit. Improved on every listen.

Expand my horizons: 5/10
Quality of song: 9/10

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Rickroll submits Carsick Cars - 他們的一員


oh I forgot about boards of Canada. I used to listen to them all the time


In 4th place (6 points):

Tossup between this and the last song for which one improved the most after repeat listens. Probably this one.

I went from meh background music to good background music to either great background music or something I could pay attention and be into.

I don't mean to be insulting by saying "background music". This type of stuff would work extremely well in an important film scene.

Expand my horizons: 7/10
Quality of song: 8/10

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IBD submits This Will Destroy You - Quiet


Yeah I remember that destroy you song, good **** on a kush nod.

It's like Cloudkicker if that's his name.


Never listened to Boreds of Canada not starting now.


In 3rd place (8 points):

The first of two submissions that fit the category the best, so you are rewarded for that.

I did like what I heard, but didn't really need the interview-like format. I listened to some other stuff by this artist; I liked almost all of them more than this.

But still, decent listen and it's the kind of think I was looking for.

Expand my horizons: 8/10
Quality of song: 6/10

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Amplify submits Samuel Lightnin' Hopkins - The Blues


In 2nd place (10 points):

What can I say? This is simply impressive.

Expand my horizons: 7/10
Quality of song: 9/10

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Qi Zhang - Ridiculous Fellows


Some of those old blues guys will talk your head off before during and after the song.


I've always found a fatal emptiness in Prokofiev, would have preferred Shoshokovitch.


In 1st place (12 points):

It's not my favorite song of the bunch, but this is exactly what I wanted. Never would have thought to listen to some dude and his banjo. But here I am, digging it from start to finish.

Expand my horizons: 8/10
Quality of song: 8/10

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Filthy submits Doc Watson - Shady Grove


Anyone make it to the end of the organ video?


hooray! I'm glad you liked it EB!

I never would have listened to that either! but there was this awesome free(mark would approve) blue grass festival in SF... really awesome artists would show up, and I was exposed to some great music I would have otherwise never appreciated

I heard Emmy lou Harris, iris dement, and gillian welch there


by amplify m

Yeah I remember that destroy you song, good **** on a kush nod.

It's like Cloudkicker if that's his name.

never heard this song. I listened cuz I'm high AF rn, and you said it was good high.. you are right! it's good!




h@x0r3d


by rickroll m

Oops, hopefully fixed now. Thanks.


3) A Christmas song that doesn't suck.


In 9th place (1 point):

Someone missed the "doesn't suck" part of the assignment.

Fun fact, 3 years ago we did a worst Christmas songs draft over on Unstuck Politics. This was drafted first overall and was widely praised to be a good selection.

I don't think it's that bad. After all, my next pick of Christmas Shoes exists.

But still, it's terrible and I never need to hear it again.

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Rickroll submits Band Aid - Do They Know It's Christmas?


At least that means no one submitted Paul McCartney


This makes Christmas Shoes worth it.


In 8th place (2 point):

This is also bad and might actually be worse in terms of quality.

Have it higher because the lyrics aren't offensive and I haven't heard it a bunch before.

Well, I've heard it a bunch before, just from a much better singer.

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Ferenc submits Rubber Band - Last Christmas


by IBeDrummin m

This makes Christmas Shoes worth it.

That bit was posted right after I drafted it.

I dunno about worth it. It did somehow spawn a series of FIVE novels all of which have gotten the made-for-TV movie treatment, including one starring Neil Patrick Harris of all people.


Okay, Christmas Shoes will never be worth it. But that bit makes it palatable.

Or at least saves it from being the worst musical creation in human existence.

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Which cannot be said for Wonderful Christmastime


In 7th place (3 points):

Massive jump in quality to things I wouldn't turn the radio to another station for.

This is decent enough, though the source material has never really connected with me. Anti-podium is more bad luck than anything. 5th through 7th all about the same to me.

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Eric submits The Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas

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