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I don't know who invented Walrus. IBD gave it CPR recently.

Feed me good music to win.

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23 November 2025 at 10:38 PM
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I’m also flirting like crazy with the x-post curse. But eb ranking my song anywhere near where we are right now would be 100% on him.


In 6th place (4 points):

Wasn't feeling this at first, but grew on me.

I guess this is an old school Christmas song. Sounds more like some **** you'd hear in the Lord of the Rings movies.

I got a "you are in the wrong country" message with the link I received, so I found the one I'm posting here. The internet can be stupid sometimes.

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Xander submits Mike Oldfield - In Dulci Jubilo


by eyebooger m

5th through 7th all about the same to me.

I was wrong about this.

Just listened to 5th again, and it's much better than that. Actually considering moving it up a spot.


x post curse! bring it!


In 5th place (5 points):

**** it, moving the other one up, which means this moves down. Unlucky break.

I guess I'm just rewarding the risk that the other song took, submitting something different than something right up my alley.

That's not a criticism of this song. I like this singer and his band a lot, and this is a fun Christmas song. If I have a complaint it's that it gets more repetitive than a song of this length should.

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Donk submits Julian Casablancas - I Wish It Was Christmas Today


In 4th place (6 points):

This one grew on me the most, even during this reveal.

Not what I normally listen to, but I can't deny the quality. I liked this quite a bit more than the submission from round 2 from this genre, even though this particular entry isn't podiuming. It got close though!

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Filthy submits John Lee Hooker - Blues For Christmas


In 3rd place (8 points):

A bit of a nostalgia trip for me, as it makes me yearn for the time when [REDACTED] still made good music, as opposed to whatever the **** she's doing now.

Starts off with a bang and doesn't wear out its welcome in 2.5 fast paced minutes.

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Bolt submits No Doubt - Oi to the World


argh! cursed myself! but 4th place! i'll take it! 😀


That Mike Oldfield song is very strange it's like Mannheim Steamroller doing Henry VIII Constipation March


In 2nd place (10 points):

Like Filthy's, this is a bold submission from a genre that I wouldn't normally seek out.

Submitter called this possibly the greatest piece of music ever written. I don't know about that, but I asked for something that doesn't suck, and I certainly got that.

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IBD submits VOCES8 - O Magnum Mysterium


Julian Casablancas is not even trying. Maybe that's his thing. Some guys that's their thing.


In 1st place (12 points):

I probably should have just banned this song from contention.

I don't care that I've heard it hundreds of times. It's just perfect.

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Amp submits The Pogues and Kirsty MacCall - Fairytale of New York


Will try to reveal the 2025 song either Tuesday night or sometime Wednesday.


The Mysterium is Magnum indeed.

This thing has some crazy chords in it. I was expecting like Josquin des Pres.


Yeah I almost didn't submit it for being too obvious.

How do you get all the way to Snoopy and don't go for Vince Guaraldi?


that magnum song is good!


by eyebooger m

In 2nd place (10 points):

Like Filthy's, this is a bold submission from a genre that I wouldn't normally seek out.

Submitter called this possibly the greatest piece of music ever written. I don't know about that, but I asked for something that doesn't suck, and I certainly got that.

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IBD submits VOCES8 - O Magnum Mysterium

I said perhaps the most beautiful, but I’m glad you agree that it doesn’t suck.


by eyebooger m

In 9th place (1 point):Someone missed the "doesn't suck" part of the assignment.Fun fact, 3 years ago we did a worst Christmas songs draft over on Unstuck Politics. This was drafted first overall and was widely praised to be a good selection.I don't think it's that bad. After all, my next pick of Christmas Shoes exists.But still, it's terrible and I never need to hear it agai

greatest karaoke song of all time


by amplify m

That Mike Oldfield song is very strange it's like Mannheim Steamroller doing Henry VIII Constipation March

all his stuff is strange


real winners should have been

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(discovered this one because a casino played it this week)
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by rickroll m

greatest karaoke song of all time

I and I assume most people hate listening to Karaoke.


My 6 y/o knows fairytale of New York because of Shane McGowan. He knows of him because we got into a conversation of what happens if you don't brush your teeth.


Shane was what happens when you don't brush your teeth and a bomb goes off in your mouth **** was disturbing.


by xander biscuits m

My 6 y/o knows fairytale of New York because of Shane McGowan. He knows of him because we got into a conversation of what happens if you don't brush your teeth.

when he turns 16 you can tell him it was actually alcohol that did that


Goddamn i hate that band aid song

Back when they re released it in like 05 my form tutor had our entire class sing that song infront of our whole year. Traumatic.

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