President Elon Musk
President Elon Musk
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President Elon Musk

He probably deserves his own thread at this point, discuss accordingly

21 December 2024 at 02:21 PM
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not apartheid clyde begging for an invite to the pdfile island at 6am on xmas day lmao
(you never get what you really want amirite smdh)

by Land O Lakes m

Hopefully Goofy is now aware that Musk is a vaporware salesman.

one would hope and pray


by lol_at_you m

I know GFY is super concerned about honoring bets so I'm sure he is doing everything possible to locate Keeed and close this up.

are there any charities that support the women trafficked to former liberal hero Elon Musk?


Kash Patel said there was no trafficking.

Elon would have been totally cool enough to be invited if there had been though...


Elon is the world's first trillionaire: https://www.economist.com/business/2026/...

Suck it haters.


Unfortunate


The creepy Musk family had a belief growing up that they are special and chosen by God; certainly Elon's success isn't dissuading them of this delusion.


by campfirewest m

Elon is the world's first trillionaire: https://www.economist.com/business/2026/...

Suck it haters.

Elon could single-handedly reduce the National Debt by almost 3% if we taxed him at a 100% effective tax rate.


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by pokerandfootlover m

The creepy Musk family had a belief growing up that they are special and chosen by God; certainly Elon's success isn't dissuading them of this delusion.

It's hilarious to hear you talk about Musk while having Trump's boot jammed so far down your throat.


by campfirewest m

Elon is the world's first trillionaire: https://www.economist.com/business/2026/...

Suck it haters.

Yep. Musk is worth a trilli. Congrats on being awesome on the Internet because of it I guess


by Land O Lakes m

It's hilarious to hear you talk about Musk while having Trump's boot jammed so far down your throat.

I evaluate everything on its merits. The hardest thing about doing that in 2026 is finding sources on both sides which don't suck and which keep some kind of integrity.

Like you I started with the "Trump is a buffoon" hot take. Some of us grow up, others stay children.


by pokerandfootlover m

Some of us grow up, others stay children.

Interesting thoughts from a brand new alt who clearly has something to hide.


by whatthejish m

Interesting thoughts from a brand new alt who clearly has something to hide.

Figuring out the true identify of alts is my newest hobby.

I'm thinking Pokerfooty could be Lucy or Cuepee.


I don't know who any of these people are, but I'm not them. I haven't been on these forums and especially politics for many many years. I stopped posting before the ownership change however any years ago was that, and hadn't posted in politics for years before that, probably 10+ years


by pokerandfootlover m

I don't know who any of these people are, but I'm not them. I haven't been on these forums and especially politics for many many years. I stopped posting before the ownership change however any years ago was that, and hadn't posted in politics for years before that, probably 10+ years

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by whatthejish m
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His story might be true. If he hasn't posted in ten years he wouldn't know Cuepee or Lucy.


by geezerchess m

His story might be true. If he hasn't posted in ten years he wouldn't know Cuepee or Lucy.

But he'd know his own screen name.


I feel very strongly this is not Luciom


by pokerandfootlover m

I don't know who any of these people are, but I'm not them. I haven't been on these forums and especially politics for many many years. I stopped posting before the ownership change however any years ago was that, and hadn't posted in politics for years before that, probably 10+ years

Who posted in politics 10 years ago?


by Land O Lakes m

But he'd know his own screen name.

Not necessarily. Especially from 10+ years ago.


I think I've determined that PokerFooty is itshotinvegas.

Similar posting style and content.

For example, posts sociology papers and anti-CRT stuff.




by campfirewest m

Elon is the world's first trillionaire: https://www.economist.com/business/2026/...

Suck it haters.

There are few things in life that a country club Republican loves more than "you're poor!" style trolling on behalf of some rich creep who they will never meet and who would happily throw them in a cage if it earned them a few more dollars.

Not that greasefirewest actually likes Elon or wants to see Elon's preferred policies enacted; no, for him, politics, and everything else, is about making sure people know that his life is less economically miserable than a critical number of other human beings. A combo of nihilism and grievance.

It's extremely Trumpian, which is pretty funny given my understanding that this guy is an anti-Trump conservative of some kind.


I would most certainly NOT trade my life for Elon's if given the opportunity. This will surely baffle many of those whose entire lives are built around the hoarding of money.

Elon's life seems quite miserable to me. The guy very desperately wants to stop being seen as the world's least cool pedophile, and I think he knows that no amount of additional wealth will get him there, so he's left with his very sweaty trolling of the poors on his website and additional failed attempts to get to whichever island Jeffery Epstein's primary protege owns today.

A complete void where a soul is supposed to be. Sounds existentially brutal. No thank you. I'd rather be dead than be Elon Musk.


by campfirewest m

Elon is the world's first trillionaire: https://www.economist.com/business/2026/...

Suck it haters.

pretty cool you are willing to share his cock with others...i'm going to pass, but thanks for the offer.

enjoy all that sucking solo for now I guess...

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