A raging fish on a heater

A raging fish on a heater

Intro,
A memoir of a degen:
I've always loved to gamble, and I have done so since I was a kid. It did not start of very w

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18 March 2016 at 11:57 AM
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What a ride

Read it all in one sitting


by Youre already dead

What a ride

Read it all in one sitting

What do you think bro
Enjoy the journey

Had $42 to my name.
Withdrew $11 to buy some cigarillos and two energy drinks lol.
Won $3 back on zoom and saving $33 for three MAIN EVENT SCOOP $1.5M GTD SATTYYYYYSSS


Lost it all
Lost AKss v J2DD like first hand first bullet $11 satty to $108 main event
Flop is also QTX wo his jack is dead, turn is a deuce ofc for double stack...

KTHXBai next money coming in 27th but I got loans to like 10 people.
Also taxes come back I get $580 but national debt collectors takes it all...

KTHXBAI


rofl


by Pablito

rofl

Rofl indeed Pablito❤️

GOOD FUXKING NEWS GUYS WE RECEIVE $1100 IN TWO DAYS FROM SICK LEAVE INSURANCE COMPANY!!!

Promised my parents to not gamble it away, what are the odds I will????

Hope national debt collectors don't take too much...


by ChanY

Rofl indeed Pablito❤️

GOOD FUXKING NEWS GUYS WE RECEIVE $1100 IN TWO DAYS FROM SICK LEAVE INSURANCE COMPANY!!!

Promised my parents to not gamble it away, what are the odds I will????

Hope national debt collectors don't take too much...

You're over 30 and you don't understand what you're doing to yourself and your parents with your gambling addiction. You're so ignorant and (someone has to say it) stupid that you don't even consider not gambling away the money. Don't you understand how your parents must feel? You're a truly disgusting person.


by ChanY

Rofl indeed Pablito❤️

GOOD FUXKING NEWS GUYS WE RECEIVE $1100 IN TWO DAYS FROM SICK LEAVE INSURANCE COMPANY!!!

Promised my parents to not gamble it away, what are the odds I will????

Hope national debt collectors don't take too much...

u should play 25NL & $11 avg buyin MTTs. Not satties. and add to the roll when u get paid. within 6 months to a year you could be playing much higher buyins with ample roll. with the collectors just ring them and negotiate the min amount. and the people you owe do the same. Your mindset now is just to try and get out of the hole but its rarely going to work. Don't tell any of your creditors you play poker and pay the min.
you just play $109s cause you got a gambling addiction of trying to win loads of money to quickly with not enough money to withstand any standard mtt swing. just not smart.


by j2bad

You're over 30 and you don't understand what you're doing to yourself and your parents with your gambling addiction. You're so ignorant and (someone has to say it) stupid that you don't even consider not gambling away the money. Don't you understand how your parents must feel? You're a truly disgusting person.

I've been to the psychiatry four times (4!) for effective time like 5 months.

In these 4 times my parents came and visited me from from WORK EVERY SINGLE FU ****** DAY

They love me even though I'm a degenerate **** up that's just the way it is.

KTHXBai


by ChanY

I've been to the psychiatry four times (4!) for effective time like 5 months.

In these 4 times my parents came and visited me from from WORK EVERY SINGLE FU ****** DAY

They love me even though I'm a degenerate **** up that's just the way it is.

KTHXBai

u might win the wsop europe main. buy both ur parents a lambo each.


u might win triton 1 million pound buyin mtt for 20 million. u could buy a mansion and buy 4 lambos for all ur wifes.


by ChanY

I've been to the psychiatry four times (4!) for effective time like 5 months.

In these 4 times my parents came and visited me from from WORK EVERY SINGLE FU ****** DAY

They love me even though I'm a degenerate **** up that's just the way it is.

KTHXBai

They love you and invest all their energy in you, and you don't even try to give anything back.


by bluffpotking

u might win the wsop europe main. buy both ur parents a lambo each.

by bluffpotking

u might win triton 1 million pound buyin mtt for 20 million. u could buy a mansion and buy 4 lambos for all ur wifes.

Looks like Pileupthecoins is back.


by Pablito

Looks like Pileupthecoins is back.

Loooool, I was thinking the same thing. Must have been planning for the day he got chopped from here.


Broken YouTube Link

for you chanY for success in poker.

if you lose 1 tournament try another. if u lose another try another. Be not afraid to lose. dedication and hard work will get you there.


Thank you whatever your name used to be pileupthecoins yes


Deposited $210 have $162 left.
Tomorrow is final day of SCOOP WISH ME THE GREATEST OF LUCK BOYS SHABABAS!!!


by ChanY

Deposited $210 have $162 left.
Tomorrow is final day of SCOOP WISH ME THE GREATEST OF LUCK BOYS SHABABAS!!!

run that roll up to 120k and play a 100k triton event and bink. millionare status for u chanY


by bluffpotking

run that roll up to 120k and play a 100k triton event and bink. millionare status for u chanY

Thx bluffpotking Love the support

ALL LONG TIME LURKERS IN THIS THREAD THAT READ AND NEVER WRITE UNITE AND AND POST TO ME IN THIS THREAD!!!


by ChanY

Thx bluffpotking Love the support

ALL LONG TIME LURKERS IN THIS THREAD THAT READ AND NEVER WRITE UNITE AND AND POST TO ME IN THIS THREAD!!!

if u won that 80k awhile back u would probably still have at least 50k of it. just need a big bink not this chump change 8k wins.


Chany can we get a detailed breakdown of how your recent 1k beastly roll got rekt? Any nightclub flexing gigs, rooting 4 u broski


by HankTheBank

Chany can we get a detailed breakdown of how your recent 1k beastly roll got rekt Any nightclub flexing gigs, rooting 4 u broski

Yes details coming tomorrow
Bought 2g speed today for $30, good deal.


by bluffpotking

if u won that 80k awhile back u would probably still have at least 50k of it. just need a big bink not this chump change 8k wins.

THIS IS SO TRUE IF ONLY MY QQ V AQO V A9O HELD IN THE SUNDAY MILLION AND THERE WAS NO RIVER JACK 😭😭😭


by ChanY

THIS IS SO TRUE IF ONLY MY QQ V AQO V A9O HELD IN THE SUNDAY MILLION AND THERE WAS NO RIVER JACK 😭😭😭

Your day will come. Don’t dig yourself too deep try and stay grounded and healthy and keep giving yourself opportunities something will give eventually.


by pokerstudent#5004

Your day will come. Don’t dig yourself too deep try and stay grounded and healthy and keep giving yourself opportunities something will give eventually.

Than you bro <3

Today I went deep ish in the $33 $20k blazing giant scoop edition but a misclick occured with 72o where I call 25bb allin from a jam and a rejam because I was ****ing fiddling with my phone

Almost cried.

Then I manage to satty into the $320 PSKO Hyper 7max wrap up.
I manage to not get a single bounty and I bust out with a single out, seeing myself doomed falling from a high building.

Utg opens it's 7max.
SB of 3bb jams $77 bounty up for grabs.
We look down at 88 in the BB and we have 14.6BB.

I rejam.

Utg snap calls - TT.
And to my horror sb has 98dd so I am drawing to one out.
I never hit obviously hahaha.

I didn't close the replayed screen for atleast an hour just watching it over and over again.

I torched through $600-$700 in 24 hours.

Good work ChanY

KTHXBai


I torched through $600-$700 in 24 hours.

true gambler.

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