Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

and the occasional grease fire and health code violation

Can we get a full graph comprised of all hands since this thread started?

Could you give us a rundown of the DMs you exchanged with Paisting? I'd love to know how to talks to people he's actually required to be reasonable with..

he was reasonable with me, just asking what he did and why it was locked.

i don’t take this stuff all too seriously and don’t want the subforum turning into 4chan either.

mostly just here to add value rather than take it away unless necessary, though of course every mod has their own style

Hey champ it's the 2nd of the month. Let's see the good stuff.

“Champ” and “Goodstuff” in one sentence when referring to Paisting …

Technical problems with tracker. I post graph soon. Tech gurus are trying to fix it really hard.

I haven't changed my opinion on him one bit but if mods aren't going to take this trainwreck off 2p2, I may as well get some schadenfreude out of it.

Might have had a winning month, the software can't believe it and thinks it's ****ed.

So your class in ethics really was a really short one :p

Sounds very plausible, fingers crossed😀

May graph is here with little bit ev back. Still no profit. $100 losses to brutal suckouts which is smaller than many months in row.

Wish I was that lucky.

The suckouts seemed to be mainly in your favor

i'm 44 buy-ins under EV in my last 6.1k hands of PLO5 and a couple hundred buyins under EV in my latest few hundred thousand hands (like 75% PLO and 25% PLO5). i smile when i think about how Paisting would play if he ran as bad as a lot of other people do.

You can’t compare plo to holdem. And just to remind you there haven’t been any one no single one people to show this amount of suckouts than me.

When first appears we might can start to talk about normal run.

Paisting, you seem to lose a lot. Seem to have a lot of money? Staking? I remember your nickname on pokeritieto.fi back in the days. Watching still tv show secret lives? tsojostsojostsojostsosojostso. tsajajsjatsjatsjatatsjaja.

There 100% absolutely is man, its just that rest of us dont bother tracking 'suckouts' as we just accept its totally part of the game.

If there really is it can’t be so hard to post like 3 months same amount of suckouts like I can show every month every year.

You realize that the last months you've run a lot of ev right?

So you are dealing out more suckouts than you are receiving

Yes as I mentioned last month was better and I confronted fewer suckouts than usual.

you also appear to have done a lot of suckouts yourself too

Understanding very basic elementary school level math would help you a lot.

Do you seriously think you're the person in the world enduring more 'suckouts' than anyone else just because nobody else comes on here bitching about losing when ahead the way you do?

Not to mention you're all in more than anyone else BY FAR because you insist on going hundreds of hands at a time open ripping 100bbs which I'm sure you've totally factored into your findings *eyeroll*.

You need to learn basic math and critical thinking skills because not only do you not understand poker but you don't even understand why your numbers are the way they are.

What's funniest about this thread is you've never asked any questions to try to better understand things which makes me think you couldn't care less about getting a better grasp on these very simple concepts.

Keep doing what you're doing though. I'm sure things won't turn around.

Poor guy probably has some form mental disability, thats why hes on wellfare and noone looking after him. He doesnt seem to be able to understand basic math concepts like pot odds or what the AIEV line in poker tracker tells about your gameplay. I dont think hes ignorant but not able to understand. He'll be forever stuck with his addiction and the only way to cope are these delusions. At least thats my conclusion to this thread