Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Out of curiosity I typed in "Effects of eating whale meat every day for years" into chatGPT and got this response:

Eating whale meat every day for years can have several health effects, both positive and negative. Here’s a breakdown of the potential consequences:

Potential Benefits:

1. High Protein Content – Whale meat is rich in protein, which is essential for muscle growth and maintenance.

2. Omega-3 Fatty Acids – It contains beneficial omega-3s, which support heart health and brain function.

3. Iron & Vitamin B12 – Whale meat provides essential nutrients like iron and B12, which help prevent anemia and support energy levels.

Potential Risks:

1. Mercury Poisoning – Whale meat is known to contain high levels of mercury, which can accumulate over time and cause neurological and cognitive damage, kidney issues, and developmental problems.

2. PCB & Heavy Metal Contamination – Polychlorinated biphenyls (PCBs) and other environmental toxins found in whale meat can lead to hormonal disruptions and increase cancer risks.

3. Increased Risk of Heart Disease – While whale meat has omega-3s, it is also high in saturated fats, which could contribute to cardiovascular problems if consumed excessively.

4. Potential Parasites & Bacteria – If not properly prepared, whale meat may contain parasites or harmful bacteria that can cause foodborne illnesses.

Long-Term Effects:

Neurological issues – Mercury and PCB exposure over time can lead to cognitive decline, memory problems, and developmental delays.

Hormonal imbalances – Persistent organic pollutants (POPs) in whale meat may disrupt endocrine function, affecting metabolism and reproductive health.

Increased Cancer Risk – Heavy metal and PCB accumulation have been linked to higher cancer rates in populations that consume whale meat frequently.

Organ Damage – Overconsumption of toxins in whale meat may lead to liver and kidney damage.

Case Studies & Real-World Examples:

Faroe Islands & Japan – Studies in these regions, where whale meat is traditionally consumed, have shown higher mercury and PCB levels in residents, with some experiencing cognitive and developmental issues.

Greenland Inuit – Despite high omega-3 intake, some Inuit populations show increased risks of health complications due to environmental toxins in marine mammals.

Conclusion:

While whale meat can be a nutritious food source, consuming it daily for years is likely to lead to serious health issues due to heavy metal and toxin accumulation. If whale meat is part of your diet, it should be eaten in moderation, and alternative protein sources should be included to reduce exposure to harmful substances.

was this a euphemism for poker or you really eat whales?

Well, in general whales don't eat whales, and according to google that's more than $1000 / kg, so you can guess.

Probably a euphemism. The 1 meal is a Swanson TV dinner 100%

So you've only had grass fed beef tenderloin and Italian red wine once in 20+ years?

Yep. On last month only I lost $300 to 65-99% suckouts. That would be a lots of tenderloin and wine.

But how much did you win?

Winning month was $121.70 with only 6 losings to suckouts.

Willing to start a fund to get OP a quality meal once per month. If someone knows how to work that type of medium; I'm all-in.

That was back in september. Do you think it was unfair that you lost to 6 suckouts in that month?

Did you already frame that graph with a hidden EV-line? It would be a nice piece on the wall in your basement.

That's ok. Even 10 is okay. But these 40-50 per month are absolutely disastrous.

paisting how many tables do you play at the same time usually ?

Its common knowledge that unless you can win while single tabling you shouldnt be playing multiple tables

Given how much you're all in, it's not actually that disastrous.

Nobody can 'show you this many suckouts' because nobody is all in as much as you. If everyone shoved hundreds of hands in a row like you do, maybe you'd have a point. You risk your entire stack hundreds of times per day. Nobody else does this because most people are actually trying to play poker the right way and make correct decisions.

You on the other hand just love the excitement of being all in.

I've tried asking Paisting to at minimum tell us how many times he has gotten all-in pre-flop (or pre & flop) during 1 month of ~20 000 hands, but I think he's very careful with posting too much information which would prove the opposite of his message about rigged RNG and whatnot. The information is very easy to provide but still he just doesn't do it, on the contrary he is very good at digging out the 15-20 suckouts out of the assumed hundreds and hundreds of all-ins during the month.

This single stat if he shows us will be everything clear but why we even need this? we already know he's open showing J6o 200BB deep

I guess we just want to prove it to him. I think a lot of people (myself included) are annoyed by people that are dishonest to others and themselves. But this thread would die the day Paisting admits he's delusional.

How the amount of all ins has anything to do with that fact I lose with best hand? And why in the hell I won't go all in if I'm ahead in equity?

Look those hands. I've posted every month list with all 65-99% suckouts. There is no all ins on row. And you can double that 15-20. Tomorrow is coming graph for this month and there's 40+ of them.

The amount matters when your equity is less than 100%, because mathematically you are supposed to lose some % of the time. If you had 100% equity every hand, you should never lose.

A question for you paisting. If you went all in 200 times with 80% equity, how many of those are you supposed to lose mathematically on average? Easy question.

Well, good luck explaining Paisting what's the meaning of equities or numbers in general.

Jesus christ Paisting.

Why do you refuse to even attempt to improve at the thing you've devoted so much of your time to?

Improve by folding best hands? What are you talking about man are you real?