Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

Not a bad job Paisting! Suckouts were average but you almost won! That red wine and tenderloin will be yours in no time. Here's to march, cheers!

Yeah, if he had just won every time he was ahead and most of the time when he was behind he would have almost broken even.

So your graph says you played 20 days in February - what did you do the other 8 days?

Lol he was all in pre almost 25% of hands? Paisting you really think this is a winning strategy?

Meditated or medicated? which one I don't know but I can imagine him drawing up a plan on how to kill those damn whales until 1 muppet raises his BB and that's it, its on.

Paisting I don't want to go back to 888 but if I'm ever stuck for cash i'm back on there to hunt you down.

I was expecting more like 20% equity no more but seems like his allins getting called super lightly, this explains why he has like 35%, still he’s always way behind, also he plays allins prolly like 800bb deep so this is recipe of disaster

You are talking here ****ing whale called Achmed and those are 4 year old stats. That whale hasn't play there singe then because I punished him off the tables. How relevant you think those stats are to February 2025? Come on people, open your eyes.

Ok so show us you average all in equity for the last year.

Show your stats against him then. Everything should still be in your database.

Actually, show your stats against any player you've played over 200 hands with that you have profited money from overall.

You are trapped in the sixth sense my friend. Oblivious to everyone that has advice to give, sees whales everywhere and doesn't realise that the whale is you. It would be a good watch but the ending is predictable, you broke af in a nursing home with your final words being "they must be punished for raising my BB".

Maybe in the next life the RNG might favour you and we will all have a thread here called "biggest losers in online poker history since Paisting want to grind x$K".

Of course they do it light, when Whalesting put them all in they need 40-45% to call profitable, having 61% on average is super punishing for the old finn. Those players are bumhunting him quite good.

And tbh that’s a win-win, they win money and Paisty wins the table captain badge - in his mind.

So what do you imply when you say those stats are 4 years old? Is that an acknowledgement you got it in back then?

Is this what punishing me off the tables look like? If so it was a pleasure!

All i see in this graph is that a whale named Achmed had nice grass fed beef tenderloin with Italian red wine

Your winrate 4 years ago: -70bb/100
Your winrate 2024: -70bb/100

you played 30k hands against eachother?

He was just donking around. His mental capacity is really lacking. In the chat I managed to psyche him into making completely foolish plays. Here he’s pretending he just played calmly and casually explained what hand he had etc. Absolute nonsense. He was tilting hard when I mentally walked all over him. Those sessions was little bit hilarious too because the other whales started to play against him.

He showed a winning graph. You lose every single month. Who do you think is a better player?

If you have any doubts about it think that he hasn't played there for years. I pushed him away really quickly with those moves I've talked about. If I was so good target to him why you think he is not playing there every day like I do?

I'm still there he is not. When driving fast, crap tends to fall down from the wheels.

Paistings. I f*cking love you mate. Seriously please never change.

Thanks man! I truly appreciate your words.

Paisting is right. The man who dares to shove 20 buyins in to your min raise is to be feared.
Paisting pushed me away after only 30k hands. This 70 bb/100 winrate was just a massive heater obviously.

Poker is also not about cash, in the end its about who is who.
You won paisting, I admit I dont have the balls to shove a4o preflop over a min raise 20 buyins deep. Some people have it in them most of them dont.

Again, he won, you didn't. Why doesn't he play the same pool anymore? Maybe he moved up stakes, gave up poker or any other reason. Most people don't stay at 2nl for 20 years and even fewer people use being unable to advance past 2nl as some weird flex. Using the fact that you're stuck at the smallest stakes on the internet as proof you're better than someone who isn't still playing 2nl is hilarious.

Why did you decide to play 10nl instead of 2nl?

He pushed all the whales away with his punishing. 2NL doesn't exist anymore.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if a ton of the players that used to play 2nl moved up to 10nl when paisting did. He doesn't seem to realize that the games run around him. He had months where he lost over 1000 buyins.