Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

I find this hand intresting, I call this spot 'Fish breaking under presure' when they XR all-in OTT these very mergy/marginal hands. Been trying to figure why...

I see. So these are real players with RNG advantage given to them by the site? That is diabolical. Do they suck out on other people at such alarming rates too?

Detective Paisting on the case. I would love to get a peek at the email you sent haha. In all seriousness if you found some real cheating and put a stop to it good for you.

Turn bet sizing revealed that he won’t have anything. Lots of river cards that won’t look good and these whales tendency to check back rivers a ton easy value shove on turn. One of the worst calls I’ve seen long time. I have named these spots running over.

I love the timing they use on turn. One of the best feelings in poker. Preflop they instant raise. On flop snap bet and on turn almost they have auto bet button on but after I put they all in they go to tank. That moment you and also they know they got punished. Then some of them **** pants and call. Only way they win is to suckout. They should be broke in minutes when making those whale calls.

There was absolutely no reason for you to get felted sitting in the small blind (7,8s) with mid pair. That hand wasn't even really a bad beat. It was you picking a bad time to spaz out. If that was some "whale" that always calls etc and you wanted to punish him why not just wait till the next hand when you have the button?

I think you need to stop talking about poker if you find anything errors when I put those trash whales on spots where they call against my 95% equity. There was no single moment during that hand where I haven’t the lead and knowledge that I’m light years ahead.

Actually I am trying to point out you are playing every hand like it is the last hand dealt. Who cares if you are few % ahead early in the hand. Let the spots develop. Anyway, I will stop talking poker and learn from reviewing the hands you post.

Some of the big poker authors said a long time ago that poker is a time game against those bad whales. They are broke really soon and when you sit on table you need to do everything that your are that who takes money from them. Time game means don’t wait just play.

Achmed was out soon and not seen like many years. He was donkey who were there just to play against me. Many have tried to play me out but I always show them who is who. Old saying is truth and will be always. When driving fast, **** is going down from trails.

Why do you think they are doing this against you? Coincidence?

And no poker author would write this nonsense the way you interpret, like going allin 200bb deep with J6o just to gamble with them. You should probably reread the articles.

You have to make +ev moves vs adjusted ranges, you gameplay lacks +ev moves big time, but you're not interested in improving.

that's not true at all. he really wants to run better (which is odd considering how good he runs).

Achmed here, just a reminder:

I achieved an unreasonable high winrate vs you. You showed me who is who by donating money vs me?
I even went as far as telling you in chat my hole cards at some point every single time we were in a hand together, and it was clear i was not lying a single itme. You still failed to make the correct play.

Also a reminder of this hand where you tried to show me who is who by shoving 20 buyins into me with Q6o.

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (MP): 2402 BB
CO: 2104.5 BB
BTN: 1058 BB
SB: 100 BB
BB: 577.5 BB
UTG: 191 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A Q

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, CO raises to 2104.5 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 2102.5 BB

Flop: (4210.5 BB, 2 players) K T J

Turn: (4210.5 BB, 2 players) 2

River: (4210.5 BB, 2 players) 7

Hero shows A Q (Straight, Ace High)
(Pre 74%, Flop 93%, Turn 97%)
CO shows A 4 (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 26%, Flop 7%, Turn 3%)
Hero wins 4010.5 BB
Rake paid 200 BB

In the same session we also have the biggest pot I ever lost in terms of bb:

Pacific Poker - $0.02 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (CO): 5715 BB
BTN: 1123.5 BB
SB: 863.5 BB
BB: 931 BB
UTG: 723 BB
MP: 2555 BB

SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.5 BB) Hero has A K

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, BTN raises to 1123.5 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 1121.5 BB

Flop: (2248.5 BB, 2 players) 2 2 5

Turn: (2248.5 BB, 2 players) 9

River: (2248.5 BB, 2 players) 6

Hero shows A K (One Pair, Twos)
(Pre 68%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
BTN shows Q 6 (Two Pair, Sixes and Twos)
(Pre 32%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
BTN wins 2108 BB
Rake paid 140.5 BB

2104 big blinds with A4. 😃
"Any picture card is good against those whales" i guess.

Those hand histories make me smile every time. FWIW, it's pretty clear that Paisting is the table captain.

Wtf is that rake though?!

This might be the best pair of quotes so far ITT

Paisting, looks like you was destroyed by Achmed.

Wow! That recent log posted is just batshit crazy. I almost feel guilty laughing because it kind of disturbing. I guess the takeaway is don't mess with Paisting, the man a live walking stick of dynamite

Paisting is the table captain like in a gangbang. Everybody's attention is on him, but he gets slaughtered in every possible hole.

Well, let's say the world's population is 8 billion.

The way Paisting handles things and how good he performs with his goals, there are 7.999.999.999 people more likely to get punished by him, than Achmed.

Paisting is playing the long game. He has achmed right where he wants him. You'll all see

Boggles the mind how lucky he must have got to get to a 2kbb stack in the first place

You’re right. I wanted him out from tables and that happened very quickly.

Why would you want him out if you're destroying him?