Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k

It's ok Paisting.

I personally enjoy running over teh microstakes.

You might heard about bankroll and how much is really afford to lose. NL10 is absolutely biggest stake I can play.

Bankroll management is mostly for winning or breakeven players. For a massively losing player like you, it makes no difference whether you lose your monthly disability pension at NL2 or NL200.

How I can play 3 tables nl200?

Your pension is 1000€/month, so you could play 3 tables with that. It wouldn't last very long though.

And you think I can put that in one session to 3 tables? You are banned in second if you keep talking this kind of brainless **** here.

Oh, I see. You can afford to lose 1000€ a month at NL2, but you cannot afford to lose 1000€ a month at NL200, my bad.

Look how many hands I play every month and think then again.

I am in complete shock at those bad beats Paisting posted. How is it possible for ANYONE to make money when they can't even win one time with the best hand! Something is nefariously wrong.

Those are brutal and something we have never seen before. Lots of suspicious things happening in online poker. Just read about that short haired streamer Ebony who uses real time solver on ACR. We need to real ask what is going on.

HE
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You're going broke every month either way so you may as well do it at 200nl which would take you like 12 minutes and then you have the rest of the month to do something productive like go to the gym or learn some life skills or find something to do that actually makes you happy.

Excellent point Paisting. If ACR pros are using real time solvers can we really put it past them to create artificial RNG in order to make sure you dont win at 10nl? I would be surprised if this was NOT happening at this point.

He consistently loses more than that every month and he somehow affords food so I imagine his pension or welfare or whatever it is is higher than 1k. I'd be very curious to know how much he actually gets and what the official reason is but he'll never tell us.

Will you **** off? He doesn't understand that you're being ironic.

Your hard-line truths aren't exactly kind either.

At the very least I'm not trying to further Paisting's delusions by fake agreeing with him.

I wouldn't suggest you do it at 200nl but playing less hands is exactly what you should be doing.

You would save about $7 for every 100 hands you don't play.

In the last two years he only lost $8500 per year so the average monthly loss is well below $1000. Early in this thread he said he's on welfare, but a normal unemployed person in Finland could never afford to lose this much. This leads me to believe that he has to be on a disability pension, which is 1000€ a month. If he's also renting and otherwise broke, he can get an additional 500€ per month for rent. Other explanations are that he has received an inheritance, or perhaps his parents are assisting him.

This old post gives us some idea how he's living:

Paisting what is your one meal you eat per day?

Paisting embodies the dark, gritty side of the moneymaker effect. In a faraway, wintry land (you know, one of those Nordic countries), Paisting is holed up in a tiny apartment, rocking a pasta-stained t-shirt. He's hunched over, furiously grinding at 2NL, with last week's baked beans now fossilized on the stove behind him. The floor? It's a chaotic jungle of plastic keyboard fragments and random tech debris, a graveyard representing every recent suckout..

After reading this Pasiting will be putting a piece of tape over his webcam haha

Normally whale meat. When there is winning month it's grass fed beef tenderloin with Italian red wine.

Maybe you need to start writing novels. The way you describe landscapes is next level thing.