Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
He was just donking around. His mental capacity is really lacking. In the chat I managed to psyche him into making completely foolish plays. Here he’s pretending he just played calmly and casually explained what hand he had etc. Absolute nonsense. He was tilting hard when I mentally walked all over him. Those sessions was little bit hilarious too because the other whales started to play against him.
Here are some examples of what paisting is talking about. As can be seen he clearly has the upper hand and got the better of me.
You must be full of pride goating Paisting like that.
Spotless read, mate.
always a solid idea to defend a guy who says "it would be my best thing ever to kill you", "I ask you how you feel just before i shoot you in the head" & "its easy to find out where you live"
Does it actually matters, hearing this trash nonsense in the chat from a mentally ill person?
If there is chat online it's part of the game. Who handles that mental game better is master of that aspect. Like you play at live table you can use verbal game.
There hasn't been chat on 888 or many sites like many years, so when Achmed and others are bringing those up again and again, it's just shows that I was highly under their skin and head.
If there is chat online it's part of the game. Who handles that mental game better is master of that aspect. Like you play at live table you can use verbal game.
There hasn't been chat on 888 or many sites like many years, so when Achmed and others are bringing those up again and again, it's just shows that I was highly under their skin and head.
See it all makes sense. Paisting is playing 4d chess here. Poker is not about $Ev. It’s about getting under someone skin, for example by expressing death threads.
He knew years ago the day would come I would bring this up. Check mate. You won paisting. No solver mumbo jumbo will teach you this aspect of the game.
See it all makes sense. Paisting is playing 4d chess here. Poker is not about $Ev. It’s about getting under someone skin, for example by expressing death threads.
He knew years ago the day would come I would bring this up. Check mate. You won paisting. No solver mumbo jumbo will teach you this aspect of the game.
It's true. You may have won 23,000bb from him, but Paisting won overall via the chat box.
Look at what your interaction with poker has done to you Paisting. Threats to kill over a game of cards, ffs take a break and read some books or watch some TV.
It would be great to see him in future with some interactive solver and when he jams after a 3BB raise to his BB a message pops up on the screen "Paisting wtf are u doing?".
If you threaten to kill someone playing live they will kick you out and probably ban you. You truly are the biggest idiot in the history of the game. You are so fusking stupid.
"I'm tens of thousand down and that Achmed minraising me from yer to yers"
What in the hell do you mean by this?
"I'm tens of thousand down and that Achmed minraising me from yer to yers"
What in the hell do you mean by this?
He doesn't understand poker, probably he feels entitled to have uncontested pots going his way just for the sake of it. Everyone triing to play proper poker is a "minraising whale". He either wants to gamble for all with 39%, or winning those 15 cents in the middle.
Paisiting i just did some math and it turns out it would take you 128,000 shoves in a row at $10nl to win back your $16k if you shoved every single hand and never got called.
What do you think of this? Do you still think $16k is attainable with your current strategy?
And how come you dont move up to 25nl or 50nl? Bankroll management doesn't apply to you since you just lose non stop every month until you run out of money so there's really no reason for you not to. Its not like you could do any worse.
How would you approach a live game Paisting? One raise to your BB and then unleash hell and what would you do when it keeps happening? Given your attitude online I can't imagine it not ending with fists flying.
there's a guy who plays at my home room and I imagine that's how Paisting would act in a live game. Down to the ATC shoves and tilt
See it all makes sense. Paisting is playing 4d chess here. Poker is not about $Ev. It’s about getting under someone skin, for example by expressing death threads.
He knew years ago the day would come I would bring this up. Check mate. You won paisting. No solver mumbo jumbo will teach you this aspect of the game.
On top of everything else, Paisting is also a malignant narcissist. You crushed him at the tables, but the humiliated narcissist will simply invent an alternative way of looking at things, which will make them the real winner. In this case he's the real winner because of his verbal game, and because he continued to play those games longer.
Also him claiming to get under your skin is pure projection on his part.
