Biggest loser in online poker history wants to grind $16k
I start this with some pictures:
nl2 -$8792.18 -82 buy ins below EV
nl5 (notice that pt4 shows party poker nl5 as nl4) -$5943.81
nl10 -$773.92 -15 buy ins below EV
Total loss -$15509.91
This is me playing nl2, nl5 and nl10 on party poker for one year.
My history begins somewhere in same period when they started to show WSOP shows in television. I think I have played 12-13 years nows mainly NL2, some amount of NL5 and little bit of NL10 what is the biggest stake i've ever played.
I've read all Sklansky, all Harrington, all Miller, watched huge amount of videos, bought trackers and calculators.
Still after those years and after that all I've lost huge amount of money on those stakes. I try to play my best but losing to huge suckouts like 95/5 favorite makes me really upset.
I've lost literally all my money including all my life savings to online poker. I want to try one last time to win those money back and little bit of extra. That's why $16k. What I need is support and guiding.
I had thread on micro forum but they deleted it just when people start to understand that this is real situation and not fake.
And if you wonder where that biggest loser comes from it was said by guy who has been playing for living many years. He said I'm the biggest loser in history counted as lost buy ins.
Instead of making things complicated for Paisting, why not just say:
No more betting more than the size of the pot.
Try it for the month. POT, or smaller, no matter what.
Instead of making things complicated for Paisting, why not just say:
No more betting more than the size of the pot.
Try it for the month. POT, or smaller, no matter what.
That might work against people with normal brain function. They understand that it’s not ok to call with air on flops. This in mind and knowledge about that turn and at least river is aimed to those whales only option is to push all in when you are ahead. At least I can show you 40+ suckouts where whale hits river after calling turn with total brain fart.
Paisting, what do you think is the reason why you only had 6 losings to suckouts that time when many other months have 40-50 suckouts? Do you think the poker site may have changed the RNG for that time period, and if so why?
I'm really glad you asked this.
If you look my months from last 3 years you see that those kind of months are really rare.
I think we should rename this thread Paistings, you will never get back that 16k, i think starting phrase should be “Biggest whale in online poker history wants to grind 500k” or how much did you lose overall?
That might work against people with normal brain function. They understand that it’s not ok to call with air on flops. This in mind and knowledge about that turn and at least river is aimed to those whales only option is to push all in when you are ahead. At least I can show you 40+ suckouts where whale hits river after calling turn with total brain fart.
Paisting what you're doing is not working. It has never worked and it will never work. Don't you think it's worth trying something different?
Paisting, in your very first post in this thread way back in 2019 you said the following..
..So why don't you use any of the advice given to you here for the past 6 years?
Also IOnlyReadNVG makes a great point above - Why don't you try something different since nothing you do has ever worked?
That might work against people with normal brain function. They understand that it’s not ok to call with air on flops. This in mind and knowledge about that turn and at least river is aimed to those whales only option is to push all in when you are ahead. At least I can show you 40+ suckouts where whale hits river after calling turn with total brain fart.
You are fooling yourself, the truth behind your horrible EV-line is you are pushing your stack usually when you are way behind (it’s on your graphs, you can’t deny it), or protecting your hand for a humongous price and losing value against low equity hands you fold out. Once in a while they are calling with the 2nd best hand and you feel like a genius, but you just can’t process what you’re really doing.
This is what you’re not able to understand. Getting it in ahead is cool, but if you lose 4 stacks in the process is not cool at all. That leads to graphs like you present every month.
Why didn’t you post what is your “avg allin equity” in a bigger sample? Another pokertracker malfunction? I know the truth hurts sometimes, but that would be a solid representation of your “reading skills”.
February is over and it was some brutal action. $762.86 with 43 65-96% equity suckouts. That alone makes $263.32 and its over the half of suggested bankroll for playing these games.
I confronted:
4x 90%+ equity suckouts
12x 80-90% equity suckouts
18x 70-80% equity suckouts
9x 65-70% equity suckouts
At the end of month I battled quite well against suckouts and even every session went like 4-6 buy ins down almost at the start of session, I still managed to keep head up really good. But way too big losses and when every session is just struggling to get break even graph goes like this. That 263.32 would be nice profit for this month that did go to whales with absolutely garbage hands.
There was however one hand that I'm really proud of because it shows how I punish these whales when there is not miracle suckouts for them. This shows what kind of situations I manage to make very often. This is what running over looks like. Would you bet that river. I think you're not. I was inside that Engels67 head and this gameplan was set from the flop.
Let's go and start the March grind!
888Poker Snap, Hold'em No Limit - $0.05/$0.10 - 6 players
kurtie14 (UTG): $4.34 (43 bb)
Paisting (MP): $10.15 (102 bb)
Engels67 (CO): $10.27 (103 bb)
reewig (BU): $6.80 (68 bb)
ALTURITO (SB): $10.75 (108 bb)
Human1970 (BB): $2.78 (28 bb)
Pre-Flop: ($0.15) Hero (Paisting) is MP with 8♣ 8♦
1 fold, Paisting (MP) raises to $0.40, Engels67 (CO) calls $0.40, 3 players fold
Flop: ($0.95) 3♣ 4♦ 6♥ (2 players)
Paisting (MP) bets $0.76, Engels67 (CO) calls $0.76
Turn: ($2.47) J♣ (2 players)
Paisting (MP) bets $1.97, Engels67 (CO) calls $1.97
River: ($6.41) 9♦ (2 players)
Paisting (MP) bets $7.02 (all-in), Engels67 (CO) calls $7.02
Total pot: $20.45 (Rake: $1.02)
Showdown:
Paisting (MP) shows 8♣ 8♦ (a pair of Eights)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: 75%, Turn: 86%, River: 100%)
Engels67 (CO) shows K♦ Q♣ (high card, King)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: 25%, Turn: 14%, River: 0%)
Paisting (MP) wins $19.43
So happy to see you are once again making other players in those game having tenderloin and red wine. You truly are the biggest idiot in the history of online poker.
-35.55 bb/100 is actually pretty good for Paisting. He must have run really well last month.
-$762.86 + $263.32(x2) = -$237.22 , So even if you had won every single one of those hands, you're still losing overall.
Of course I lose overall because I lost with my best hands. There is no hands after that that can make money. I’ve asked many times what are the hands I should make profit with.
Very easy and logical thing that seems to be too complicated for many of you to understand.
Of course I lose overall because I lost with my best hands. There is no hands after that that can make money. I’ve asked many times what are the hands I should make profit with.
Very easy and logical thing that seems to be too complicated for many of you to understand.
No, you've got it backwards as usual. I'm pointing out that even if your best hands held up every single time, you're still going to lose money overall in every reasonably sized hand sample because when it come sto actually making decisions in poker, you are so beyond lost and confused, and no amount of luck could ever overcome how badly you play the game of poker.
Which part of this is confusing you?
This shows Paistings avg allin equity i have in the 30k hand sample i have on him.
Of course I lose overall because I lost with my best hands. There is no hands after that that can make money. I’ve asked many times what are the hands I should make profit with.
Very easy and logical thing that seems to be too complicated for many of you to understand.
So what adjustments can you make this month so you don't continue to lose every single time?
Paisting, if someone hypothetically offered you 3-1 odds on a 1k bet that you would be able to post a profit at 2NL after 10,000 hands, assuming you had the money to wager, would you take the bet? Personally, I think you could win this bet because your mindset would be different.
Haha, thanks for exposing the lies. Can you see how many times he's been all-in pre and on flop (and saw showdown) in the 30k sample? I think an ok player is AI about 100 times total. Would love to see Paistings number
Amazing. Really want to know paistings identity. Need some redditors to looks into this.
Haha, thanks for exposing the lies. Can you see how many times he's been all-in pre and on flop (and saw showdown) in the 30k sample? I think an ok player is AI about 100 times total. Would love to see Paistings number
Pre flop he went allin 2681 times iby calling and 4105 times by raising himself.
Flop he called 63 allins and went allin himself 152 times. The result for going allin on the flop was close to breakeven.
By far the most spew happens pre flop.
