The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

The "LOLCANADA" thread...again

So what's new?

I've noticed the Liberals are now ahead in all major polls and Trudeau hasn't even started to campaign yet...i'd be shocked if they lost the election now.

Just shows just how incompetent Conservatives are.

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11 July 2019 at 07:31 PM
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by uke_master k

It is REALLY not advisable for lay people like yourself to be trying to time swing trades in the market for 80%. I’d strongly suggest seeking professional advice before you gamble 80% of your portfolio.

How do you know I never consulted with my financial advisor before I made the move . I followed the advice of one of the smartest investors out there Warren Buffet


by uke_master k

Welp tariffs and counter tariffs officially in place. Senseless destruction.

Never forget that lozen thought Trump would be good for Canada.

No I said better for Alberta and have already I admitted I was wrong . Unlike you who still praises the worst PM in CDN history

Love all the memes going around
Mark Carney saying he was a member of the Beatles
Mark Carney first man on the moon


by Shifty86 k

Ok, maybe our government should have done something to stop the flow of weapons across the border? Maybe spent less time worrying about banning legal firearms and more time on illegal ones?

by Shifty86 k

He's what the world needs, doesn't mean I'm happy or anything about the Tariffs. Canada has no one to blame but themselves, we elected a clown 3 times and are apparently facing our biggest crises ever but parliament hasn't been called even though we have a minority government and current Prime Minister that resigned 3 months ago is touring around Europe pledging money and troops to an unwinnable war.

Well put he is on a farewell tour

Not sure why he would not prior meeting with the president of Mexico and China and address this all together

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by uke_master k

Out of curiosity, if Zelenskyy tomorrow declares he wants peace (for the 10,000th time) but this time says it with real sincerity that a Trumpkin wants him to say it, and then Putin says no and keeps fighting and keeps invading, what exactly do you propose next?

Not interested in hypotheticals. Zelensky said yesterday the war is nit close to ending, US paused any aid. We'll see what happens next.


So can someone explain to me Mark Carney's role come Monday if he is elected leader. He will have no seat is he the PM immediately ? Can he attend parliament?

Do we think an election is called immediately ?

This has to be a first an unelected PM? Kim Clark held a seat I do believe


Financial Post explains Carney's accounting trick to lower deficits . I should try that with ,y bank . Sorry the payments I make to my mortgage and truck do not count as they are assets

https://www.msn.com/en-ca/money/topstori...


by lozen k

How do you know I never consulted with my financial advisor before I made the move . I followed the advice of one of the smartest investors out there Warren Buffet

No financial advisor would suggest liquidating 80% of your portfolio based on political swings. And Warren Buffet advises lay people to buy and hold index funds for the long run.

I’m not being flippant or trying to win a forum point or insult you. I’m being as genuine as I can. You (nor I) don’t have the market knowledge to make a trade of that magnitude and are destined to lose if we are regularly making moves like this. Unless your investments are like 10k and you are way behind, but if this is your retirement you are gambling with I’d highly recommend seeking out professional advise.


by Shifty86 k

Not interested in hypotheticals. Zelensky said yesterday the war is nit close to ending, US paused any aid. We'll see what happens next.

Lol, of course. You can blame Zelenskyy and all the western leaders you naively didn’t realize were interested in peace but won’t even entertain the reality - hypothetical as you put it - that Putin hasn’t shown any sign of wanting peace these last three years.


by lozen k

So can someone explain to me Mark Carney's role come Monday if he is elected leader. He will have no seat is he the PM immediately ? Can he attend parliament?

Do we think an election is called immediately ?

This has to be a first an unelected PM? Kim Clark held a seat I do believe

That’s right, there is nothing in the charter that requires the PM to have a seat. Canadians elect parliament. Parliament elects a PM. There is nothing undemocratic about this. If the elected parliament wishes to, it can vote down the thrown speech of carney if it gets to that.


by uke_master k

That’s right, there is nothing in the charter that requires the PM to have a seat. Canadians elect parliament. Parliament elects a PM. There is nothing undemocratic about this. If the elected parliament wishes to, it can vote down the thrown speech of carney if it gets to that.

Oh I get that its all legal I am just curious can he participate in parliament and occupy a seat if he has never been elected. I get he is the new leader and the sooner the better


by uke_master k

Lol, of course. You can blame Zelenskyy and all the western leaders you naively didn’t realize were interested in peace but won’t even entertain the reality - hypothetical as you put it - that Putin hasn’t shown any sign of wanting peace these last three years.

Yeah, I am sure the US would sign a minerals deal and send companies without having Putin onboard. Trump had a deal that was a win for everyone and stopped the war. For whatever reason Zelensky and Europe chose to continue the war.


by Shifty86 k

Yeah, I am sure the US would sign a minerals deal and send companies without having Putin onboard. Trump had a deal that was a win for everyone and stopped the war. For whatever reason Zelensky and Europe chose to continue the war.

lol the trumpkin runs deep with this one. No, shifty, signing the exploitive mineral deal giving up Ukraines sovereign wealth to the US in economic colonialism doesn’t magically “stop the war”. It doesn’t prevent Putin from continuing to attack as he is today, yesterday, tomorrow. Perhaps by paying this extortion fee to the Americans trump will manage to get a toothless ceasefire with Putin without security guarantees so Putin can violate it again when he regroups like last time - but even the terms of that are a huge range of possibilities. Regardless, Zelenskyy wasn’t the one to not sign it, he was kicked out when your guy threw an embarrassing tantrum.


by uke_master k

lol the trumpkin runs deep with this one. No, shifty, signing the exploitive mineral deal giving up Ukraines sovereign wealth to the US in economic colonialism doesn’t magically “stop the war”. It doesn’t prevent Putin from continuing to attack as he is today, yesterday, tomorrow. Perhaps by paying this extortion fee to the Americans trump will manage to get a toothless ceasefire with Putin without security guarantees so Putin can violate it again when he regroups like last time - but even the t

It's funny how claim I am projecting and live in a bubble. As I said, Zelensky said the war is not over, USA paused aid, now Zelensky wants to sign a deal and the White House wants a public apology so now we wait and see what happens. I'm not interested in having hypothetical discussions while mind reading what Putin is thinking.


It needed to be said. I'm glad Trudeau did not sugar coat it.

Speaking to reporters at a news conference on Parliament Hill, Trudeau said Trump is trying to prompt "a total collapse of the Canadian economy" because he thinks that will "make it easier to annex us."

But Trudeau said that will never happen because "when it comes to defending our great nation, there is no price we all aren't willing to pay."

Trudeau said Canada will not back down from a fight in the face of "completely bogus and completely unjustified" trade action that has the potential to ruin bilateral relations and prompt job losses, economic devastation and higher inflation on both sides of the border.

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“The United States launched a trade war against Canada, its closest partner and ally, their closest friend. At the same time they’re talking about working positively with Russia, appeasing Vladimir Putin: a lying, murderous dictator. Make that make sense,” the prime minister said.


The Liberals being so active in dropping woke stuff is impressive. Might create some daylight between them and the NDP too. Can't decide how big an issue that is.

It's ironic that the wokes voting NDP can push the country to the right.


by Shifty86 k

It's funny how claim I am projecting and live in a bubble. As I said, Zelensky said the war is not over, USA paused aid, now Zelensky wants to sign a deal and the White House wants a public apology so now we wait and see what happens. I'm not interested in having hypothetical discussions while mind reading what Putin is thinking.

I totally get it. Mind reading world leaders is really bad. Hold on, weren't you the guy that just mind read Trump about having "Putin on board" if Zelenskyy signed a minerals agreement? And tried claiming that world leaders didn't want peace when they obviously do?

The simple fact is that Putin has been the aggressor for 3 years. He can stop the war whenever he wants. In fact he probably thinks it is FANTASTIC that the US is stopping aid to ukraine, that the US is attacking its closest allies economically etc.


by rafiki k

The Liberals being so active in dropping woke stuff is impressive. Might create some daylight between them and the NDP too. Can't decide how big an issue that is.

It's ironic that the wokes voting NDP can push the country to the right.

What are you referring to here?


by ArcticKnight k

It needed to be said. I'm glad Trudeau did not sugar coat it.

and

I thought Trudeau's speech today was really strong and hit the right notes and tone well.


by uke_master k

I totally get it. Mind reading world leaders is really bad. Hold on, weren't you the guy that just mind read Trump about having "Putin on board" if Zelenskyy signed a minerals agreement? And tried claiming that world leaders didn't want peace when they obviously do?

Fact is this war doesn't happen if Trump wins the last election, if you think Trump offers a minerals deal with the chance of Putin attacking it I can't help you.


by uke_master k

I thought Trudeau's speech today was really strong and hit the right notes and tone well.

Really? Never in a millions years would I expect that coming from you. Thanks for your review.


by Shifty86 k

Fact is this war doesn't happen if Trump wins the last election, if you think Trump offers a minerals deal with the chance if Putin attacking it I can't help you.

I have no idea why you think "minerals agreement" = "magical peace deal that has no chance of Putin attacking". It's an idea so hilariously far-fetched I don't know what to say. Having ukraine sadly give up their mineral wealth to the US bullying them might be a move of desparation to keep the despicable Trump on his side and might be part of a path to peace. But it isn't peace. And signing it doesn't end the war.

You can't possibly prove that Putin doesn't attack if Trump won. I thought you were against reading the mind of Putin, now you magically know his mind once again?


Honestly, been feeling pretty emotional about the coverage of the tariffs. It's just so ****ing unnecessary. Ya know, my son is a dual citizen, US and Canada because he was born in the US when I was a professor there. I love Canada of course, but I also have always wanted the US to be the shinning city on the hill that it promises to be. And for decades of political awareness, I'm often critical of specific actions of the US (example iraq war) while still appreciating the pax americana era and certainly not wanting to replace it with china or russia etc. But this week has been hard. Friends don't stab friends in the face like this. Neighbours shouldn't do this to nightbours. Allies shouldn't abandon allies. A lot of the specific policy details are due to the unique personality of Trump, but there are also sweeping political times in isolationism in the US and its decline, and it's just sad to see this decline manifest so sharply hurting us and hurting ukraine.


How short is your memory?

Remember a month ago when this exact same thing happened and everyone backed down within a day?


by uke_master k

I have no idea why you think "minerals agreement" = "magical peace deal that has no chance of Putin attacking".

Weird, As previously said we'll see what happens.


by Shifty86 k

Weird, As previously said we'll see what happens.

This is the same message Zelensky has been projecting the entire war.

You are claiming Trump won because Ukraine wants peace, but thats all they have wanted the entire time.

Do you not see how stupid it is to attribute to Trump something that has been true the entire time? (of course you don't)

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